Salutations my beloved ones!
Enter into a thread of enlightenment, enjoyment and entertainment!
((No really - for entertainment purposes only.))

This is Fauxreal's Fortunes!


Come and chat for a bit and Fauxreal will do a three card spread on you for free!
Donations and gifts of items and art always welcome.
I do ask that you try to be online while I am reading for you.
I ask that you don't take this to seriously.
I ask that you don't forget to go to Oceanfront Omens
Hosted by Lise, one of my favorite NPC's and who reminded me of this idea.

I will answer any further questions your eager little hearts desire!
Just ask!

-runs through naked-

Naked zombies... well it takes all kinds I suppose. *^.~*

xD How are you.

I'm good! A little sad at the turnout here but oh well. Zombieism suits you girl!

hey everyone how are you ?

Thanks :3
Ill try and get more people here!

Howdy-doo, errbody. :3

Hello sdgfam08!

Thanks Bea - it's cool. I think I might graba shower and then come back.

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K-Mon you don't look much like a monster?!

How is everyone today?

Aw, okay.
-joins you in ze shower- >.>

Doing well. Yourself? I love the theme you have going 08!

BD - You'll join anyone in the shower! HA!

Only if they have boobies xD And not the man boobies..just the woman boobies xD

Thanks flex ^_^
lol beautiful you crack me up.

Hehe, I cant help it that I like women so much :gonk:
Just ask Roxxxy xD

Hello Fauxreal. :) How is everything? ^_^;

Hello all! You are catching me before I jump off for a few. But I'll be back shortly!

Lol I understand. ^_^
Hey lizzy how are you?

*sneaks in* >:]

oh! more people! Why before I run through my shower!? lolz

xD Thats always how it works Faux.

never fails. ^_^

fau-im random thats why you never know when the krazy comes 0-0

Agreed. My back hurts D<

beaut-aww why do your back hurt and you a old lady?