Alright agents, most of you know me from the Afrodonkey Conspiracy thread, and that is cool. But for those who don't know me, I am the top researcher in all conspiracies regarding menewsha and all of its citizens.
The Conspiracy thread had its beginnings in the Phoenix Jubilee festival. It gathered many people posting what they truly thought of Afrodonkey, and now we are saying why not do it again with the seemingly main character of this festival, the baby yan.
Previous threads have followed with a detailed list of questions and answers regarding the conspiracy, but since its been a while since I've been here, I truly have no questions. However, I'm sure if some post questions and answers they will be credited and put up here. Remember, all conspiracies have to be a bit crazy and funny, enough to entertain a small group here.
So welcome, agents.
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There are three big theories regarded Baby Yan
Theory One
Baby Yan is the love child of Afrodonkey/Yumeh and Peeblo. Lets face it, it could happen. No one knows the gender of Peeblo, or Afrodonkey, although it may be obvious that both are males but this is menewsha. Things could happen. Pair that with the fact that Baby yan has no specific gender and there you have it. The male on male pregnancy was too much thus making a gender neutral baby.
Theory Two
Peeblo, in his latest nefarious plot, created a cloning machine. It would explain the large number of baby yans being adopted. However, the cloning machine was borked, causing a bit of a deformed clone, the Baby Yan. Peeblo, ashamed by his deformed clone, left town as soon as possible, leaving it up for adoption.
Theory Three(For all you Doctor Who fans)
The baby yans are really Adipose in not so clever disguises. They came here and now they cannot escape, so they must be adopted to live in a nice home. If you look at the following video, you can tell the similarities between yans and Adipose. Warning:Video contains mature nature. View at your own peril.
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Well, he kind of reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Stewie and Brian made clones of themselves, and the clones were a little .... off. So maybe he's just someone's clone.
Yan didn't enjoy his time with Wolfie. Apparently my camera wasn't good enough for him, so the pictures look terrible, and I think he sabotaged my computer because I can't save the images to my computer now either...
And we had such fun together. At least I thought so.
Okay, I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is a sub forum where almost everyone has their own Baby Yan. I am pretty convinced that they are clones now. How else could there be so many?