Elf Elirona thinks Madame Rosseau would like the goldfish shaped coin purse, though she'd probably like one shaped like a crab more.

The next item that pops out is.... a bicycle pump.

Elf Dystopia thinks the adorable coin purse would make a great gift for Cessy and wraps it up. :3

After the coin purse comes... A giant, shiny statue of Afrodonkey. ._.

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Elf Dystopia figures the bicycle pump would make a great gift for a cyclist and wraps it up.

Then comes the giant, shiny Afrodonkey statue. D8

Oh, Elf CK knows the answer to this one right away. Who would appreciate a statue of Afrodonkey more than Afrodonkey himself? She puts a bow around its neck and sends it on.

Next up is a plate of peppered meat.

Elf Dystopia thinks the peppered meat would make a good gift for a hungry person! She delivers it to a restaurant and asks the chefs to cook it up and serve it to someone for free~

Next on the conveyer belt is... A box of red pens!

Elf CK knows of a few teachers who might enjoy that! She divides them up so each teacher gets two or three.

Next up on the belt is a copy of Pattern Sourcebook: Chinese Style by Shigeki Nakamura.

Elf Dystopia thinks that this would be a great addition to a crafting club and wraps it up. :3

The conveyer belt rolls out a large can of hair spray~

Elf CK has a great love for drag queens. She sends the can over to the neediest cabaret STAT.

The conveyor belt now chugs a little before spitting out a bundle of clean laundry.

Elf Dystopia isn't sure where the clean laundry came from. She takes it off the conveyer belt and walks about the workshop, mystified, pressing various articles of clothing against her fellow elves in an attempt to find the owner.

While Elf Dystopia offends her coworkers, the conveyer belt brings out... A giant jar of pennies!

Elf CK sends the giant jar of pennies along to someone who wants to passive-aggressively pay a bill in the most irritating way possible. She ensures, of course, that the person being paid deserves it!

The conveyor belt spits out a silky, voluminous white beard.

Elf Elirona feels that this white beard would best be used by a mall santa working the off-season. He wraps it up and ships it out!

The next item to be spit out is... An uncooked chicken.

Another gift for the soup kitchen! Elf CK carefully packs it in ice and sends it off!

The conveyor belt spits out a game from the '80s.

Elf Elirona scoffs at this video game. What is this, the stone age? He sends the video game out to a parent with a bad case of nostalgia with a note that says "play better games."

The next thing to roll out is... The Cards Against Humanit card that says "bees?".

Elf CK writhes with indecision. To send to Oprah? Or to send to Eddie Izzard? Oh -- well! They probably both already have it. So she sends it to someone who's a fan of both!

Next up on the belt is a basket of wonderfully spiced french fries.

Elf Elirona decides that these french fries would be best utilized if he kept them for himself, so he inconspicuously stuffs the basket of fries into his elf hat to eat later.

The next item to come out is... A bag of doll parts.

Doll parts, eh? Her best friend is even more into ball-jointed dolls than she is, so Elf CK sends them along to her friend Min in hopes that if she can't use them, then she can sell them off. :3

The next item up is a tube of Burt's Bees lip balm.

Elf Dystopia has lips that cut themselves more often than a small child running with scissors, so she pockets the Burt's Bee lip balm. She's never tried it before, but she's heard good reviews, and she's hopeful. x___x

The conveyer belt brings out... OH MY GOD BEES.

Elf Belly loves bees! She squeals with delight and tries to hug them as they fly through her fingers.

Meanwhile, the conveyor belt still turns.. Along comes a superbly illustrated Field Guide to Spiders!

Elf Dystopia cowers behind a few boxes. Elf Dystopia hates bees. .___.

Elf Dystopia is finally coaxed out of the boxes. She notices the big spider book and makes a face. She assumes that a hiker might need a big spider book and wraps it up.

The conveyer belt brings out... Bug spray! That would have been helpful a few items ago! :C

Elf CK looks at the time machine, but since she likes bees and they are having extinction problems, she instead sends the bug spray to the hiker from before!

The conveyor belt now spits out a bar of "Lindt Excellence" Intense Orange dark chocolate.

Elf Dystopia decides to eat the chocolate to help her get over the trauma of bees. Elf Dystopia should probably stop eating everything the conveyer belt brings out.

The conveyer belt agrees and sends out something non-edible... A giant doll shaped like a t-bone steak!

Elf CK stares at the giant t-bone steak doll for almost a solid minute before she sends it to a butcher with a sense of humor to use as a mattress.

The conveyor belt decides to chug out a life-sized statue of David.

Elf Dystopia wonders how this fit in the conveyer belt. She thinks it would make a good present for a museum and wraps it up.

The conveyer belt brings out... A jar of dirt.

Elf CK is perfectly aware there are multitudes of people who like dirt. She sends it to a micro-gardener since, to be fair, they don't need much if any for their hobby.

The next item up on the belt is a park bench.

Elf Dystopia thinks the park bench would look perfect in front of a pretty lake. So she writes a letter and puts a big bow on it and sends it to the city counsel.

Next on the conveyer belt is... Ink cartilages?

I NEED THOSE. Seriously, my printer refuses to print in black right now. D< ::hoards them away:: >______>

The conveyor belt now produces a silver butterfly hair clip.