Elf Elirona decides that a grandmother who has no sense of decor would like the taxidermy moose, and spends a few minutes trying to wrap it.

The next item is... An almost empty bottle of gummy vitamins!

Elf Mnemo knows her mom would love those gummi vitamins and tosses them into her stocking

A piece of artwork comes blowing out of the conveyor next!

Elf Belly picks up the piece of artwork and examines it. "Hmm, a phoenix." Better send that over to Dystopia!

The conveyor belt hums and along comes a book! "Do-it-Yourself Home Plumbing."

i grab the do it your self plumbing and hand it to my landlord's maintenance team unwraps so they get the hint that our heating is messed up ... again.

the next thing on the belt is a hummingbird hairpin!

Elf Elirona decides that this hairpin would best be sent to one of his friends, who is obsessed with hummingbirds. Like, obsessed obsessed.

The next item to come along is... a poorly-built snowman.

Elf Mnemo knows the perfect little girl for that hummingbird hairpin and shoots it over to the frozen New York lands.

The next thing to come down the belt is a half-eaten jar of peanut butter!

---------- Post added 12-24-2014 at 10:12 AM ----------

Originally Posted by Mnemosyne

Elf Mnemo knows the perfect little girl for that hummingbird hairpin and shoots it over to the frozen New York lands.

The next thing to come down the belt is a half-eaten jar of peanut butter!

Elf Mnemo got hijacked and instead see's the poorly-built snowman! She sends this over to the lady in the mountains who seems to adore poorly built snowmen!

NOW that half-eaten jar of peanut butter comes a rollin out.

(sorry for posting before you! )

(Dont be sorry! It made me giggle)

half eaten jar's of peanut butter go to the crazy Nonna gift pile!

The next thing to roll out is 12 balls of mismatched yarn

Elf Elirona figures that these poor yarn balls would feel most at home with a crazy cat woman.

Th next item to roll up is... A mopey zoo lion.

Aww. Elf Seito sends the lion to Africa in hopes he'll find his perfect lioness!

Out comes a big red balloon!

Elf CK figures that this must be one of the 99 that Nena has, and lufts it along!

The conveyor belt disgorges a stack of mismatched thirsty-stone coasters.

Elf Elirona thinks that a teenager who is obsessed with not leaving stains on his parents' glass table would need these coasters desperately if he threw a christmas party without his parents' knowledge. He wraps them up and sends them out.

The next item to roll out is... A fluffy pillow!

Elf CK.... loves pillows. ...... ;~; But she has plenty and sends this one off to the guy who was complaining recently about not having a pillow he liked. She hopes this one works better for him or his son, who suffers from the same complaint!

Next up is a walk-through guide to an obscure video game. :o

Elf Seito knows a couple collectors who would adore that! Off it goes!

Out next comes a tsum tsum!

Elf CK had to google what a "Tsum tsum" is and since it's an adorable stuffed animal, she'll send it to a small child who's looked and wanted, but never asked for one.

Next up is a jar of something delicious. :o

Elf Seito approves that Elf CK didn't know what a tsum tsum is. (It's very addicting. Don't get started. Save yourself!)

Elf Seito sends the jar of something delicious to the soup kitchen. Merry Christmas!

Out next is stack of Christmas cards!

(But... I like soft, quite, squishy, silent things... >___> )

Uahhg! Elf CK hasn't sent out any Christmas cards this year! She hurriedly signs them and ships them out to friends. Hopefully Santa won't know she's using Christmas magic to make sure they arrive in time. >_>

Up next on the conveyor belt is a rubber hand holding a cup. The box says it's to hold pens.

Elf Elirona sends the rubber hand out to a man who is missing one of his hands. This man is known to have a sense of humor, so he'll get a kick out of it.

The next item on the belt is... A duffle bag full of... croutons?

Croutons, eh? And massive quantities. :o Elf CK ships them off to a soup kitchen!

The conveyor belt spits out.... a computer with government secrets! :o

Elf Belly grabs the government secrets and ships them off to Aimee, giggling mischievously to herself.

Up next on the belt is a squeaky chew-toy shaped like a big red bone!

Elf Dystopia carefully sets aside her present to take home and share later. Returning to work, she decides that the squeaky toy would make a perfect gift for a sad dog. She wraps it up to be sent to an animal shelter.

Next, the conveyer belt brings out... A big pile of weird self-help books!

Elf Elirona wonders who would need a self-help book pertaining to the topic of underwater basketweaving while asleep, and decides that the hermit in the forest would probably like these self-help books.

The next item on the belt is... A pair of two front teeth!

Elf Dystopia picks up the two front teef with gloves. She vaguely remembers someone asking for these for Christmas, so she wanders away to check the records so she can address it to the right person.

While she's away, the conveyer belt spits out... A vuvuzela.

Elf Belly panics and hides it before Nami sees. She remembers what happened at the wedding!

The belt moves along, and soon there's a little sequined coin purse shaped like a goldfish.