Welcome to Howse of Hoff!
We're basically batshit crazy here.

You can find our original thread here.

Please feel free to chat with us, and to join us in the main thread after the event!

O_O Oh god... all those Hasselhoffs!

It's reminds me of a terrible nightmare I once had where the world had been repopulated by a race of Hoff people. Men, women, children... all with that face.

*curls up into fetal position*

Wow, did you seriously have that dream? XD

:lol: Your title made me giggle.
Harry potter and Twilight, I presume?

T_T I miss the hoff invasion.

I wish that Snape would kill Bella with a shooting star.

That would be awesomesauce.

lol, agreed.

Originally Posted by Winterwolfgoddess

:lol: Your title made me giggle.
Harry potter and Twilight, I presume?

T_T I miss the hoff invasion.

Yeah. Since the new Twilight book came out, everyone's afraid of spoilers. And it reminded me of the whole SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!11111 thing from a few years ago. So... Snape kills Bella.
The full spoiler version is "Snape kills Bella with Rosebud and Bruce Willis was dead the whole time."
Sort of ripping off xkcd, but shh....

Originally Posted by fiarra

I wish that Snape would kill Bella with a shooting star.

That would be awesomesauce.

Then we'd have to deal with a few pages of inner monologue as she dies. Thinking of Edward, thinking of everything. All in flowery, super descriptive terms.

Hullo!

*rides in on a Tom Cruise Missle*

-shoots Not-lee's missiles while flying in with a hovercraft-

*runs in and tacklehugs fellow Hoffers*

Not-lee - Tom Cruise, huh?
*jumps up and down on couch* Hm. It's more fun than it looks. :D *bounces around*

Roocee - *tacklehugs back*

Looking good there Cherry.

Thanks!
I just need some purple on my head and I should be set. :D
But I've spent all my gold on the pretty new commons. *goes off to play snake*

Purple would be awesome :D

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

Not-lee - Tom Cruise, huh?
*jumps up and down on couch* Hm. It's more fun than it looks. :D *bounces around*

I misread that and I won't say how, but it involved the word "crotch". >.<

Ahmygawd, you guys. T o T
You have to post to get event items.
-diiiies-

I don't have time to post! D;

@ notlee:
... D:


@ CK: ( wherever she is )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 8D

LOL not-lee. That's too funny

Yeah. I'm sorry everyone. I didn't do it on purpose.

Also, go to the original Hoff thread. I got my sound clip thing and I need my insecurities to be pacified.

If I can ever get a page to load, not-lee, I'll respond to your voice clip. I listened to it, but Menewsha is being painfully slow for me. Most pages won't even load. I don't even know that this post will go through. D:

I guess I could just respond to it here. *shrug*

Anyway, you sound a lot older than I expected.
...Which came out sounding like an insult to your maturity. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. I just mean that... your voice is all deep and manly. XD
How old are you, anyway? I realized that I don't even know. XD

And your weird noise disturbed me. o _O

-giggles-
Cobraking95.

Oh. 95. That gives it away, doesn't it? *slaps forehead*
Damn, you're young....

*runs over to nation thread if I can*

:] Hey there Cherry.

*tries to trip roocee but fails*
Blasted woman! Too fast for me!


Hello, Amber!

Gah, everyone's doing recordings. xD
I'll do one if CK and HIM do one.

@ Cherry:
What...? >>;