Afrodonkey is a mutant freak! He's a weirdo of epic proportion!

Just thinking about him gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Originally Posted by Peeblo

Oh, not much.
Just some rocket fuel and an APC and a rocket launcher and a Whoopee Cushion and...

Y'know you sort of remind me of the Grinch, cept' you haven't tried to steal Christmas...or have you?

Originally Posted by Demoncat

Y'know you sort of remind me of the Grinch, cept' you haven't tried to steal Christmas...or have you?

Time will tell. :ninja:

You don't like AfroDonkey? How could you not like him? He's a hoot to hang out with...and he borked the Phoenix Jubilee didn't he? I thought that would of been worth some brownie points in your books.

I should be the one breakin stuff! But then this bozo comes into town and he gets all the credit for it. S'not fair. :talk2hand:

You guys could be partners in crime though and cause even more destruction. XD

Ahhh. So it's jealousy. You wish you got all the credit for it, don't you? :XP

Lies! I ain't jealous. I just deserve the attention so much more than that rainbowy freak, that's all.

Well hopefully you don't think less of me, but I think AfroDonkey is awesome. I really hope he pops in and joins in the festivities. I'm sad he didn't do any caroling this year. :(

Can donkeys carol? O.o

Originally Posted by Demoncat

Can donkeys carol? O.o

If they can, I don't think I want to hear it. :no:

I think he'd have a wonderful voice! At least give him a shot. =3

Originally Posted by Knerd

If they can, I don't think I want to hear it. :no:

Y'know I'm not sure if I would want to hear them either, even if Afrodonkey is awesome and all. XD

Afrodonkey? Caroling? I bet the only tunes he knows are all about how awesome he is. >.>

I bet he sounds like a thousand-year-old bagpipe played by an asthmatic, well, donkey.

Wouldn't surprise me. I'm still bitter that his arse didn't show up at my saloon during the steampunk event. He was to dance for all to see as an apology for bonking the system up. *grumbles*

*sings*

Bodrov the Red Assed Baboon,
had a very shiny butt!
And if you ever saw it
you would exclaim, "What?!"
All of the other baboons
used to point and laugh at him!
So Bodrov the Red Assed Baboon,
would throw his crap at them!


:)

*dances along*

Y'know, that was actually pretty catchy.
Congrats Captain, I'm not going to set you on fire!

At least not today...

That is the best carol I have ever heard, Captain Howdy.

Yes I think that was an awesome carol. Did you write it all yourself, Howdy? :XD

Huzzah! I remain unburned for another day! :boogie:

... *bows* Thank you, ladies.

@Izumi ~ Yup, corrupted it all by myself. :lol:

You should copyright it. ^_^ And then sell it and rake in all the profits.

Too late - He posted it in my thread, so I now have the right to all future profits made from the jingle. :yes:

I have gotten so annoyed with the usual Christmas carols. My boyfriend is a big fan of HP Lovecraft, and he found Cthulhu carols. This one is sung to Holly Holly Christmas.

Have an eerie dreary solstice
Cuz the stars are right this year
You'll be slain or go insane
With old ones drawing near

Have an eerie dreary solstice
and when you go down the street
Through the gloom to certain doom
You'll cringe at what you'll meet

Why try the elder sign
Such a useless tool
Something there waits for you
A way to die so cruel

Have an eerie dreary solstice
Filled with perfidy and fear
It's no theory have an eerie dreary
Solstice this year

Clever Peeblo!