I would say zebras, but I like zebras and wouldn't mind them being in my living room.

Sooooo, zebra colored circus people.

^ lmao :XD

Avalanches...

^Why are you laughing at me?! Bahahah.

Bungee Jumpers :o

The part about the zebra colored circus people...:XD

Caterpillars. :gonk:

Ahh yes. My zebra colored circus people. </3

Drag racers. Or maybe Drag queens, idek.

Elephants. They never show any manners for some reason :no:

Feces. :gonk:

Gross!
Especially from Goats! :gonk:

Hell. o __o;

Ink. Ruins the floor and especially carpet :gonk:

Jelly. Outside of their jars. :gonk:

Kangaroos. They're nice to look at but they'll be kicking everything and anything they see :no:

Lions :o
They're fluffy but they'll eat you just 'cause.

Monkeys. They'll never stay still or quite for too long :gonk:

Nymphs. Don't trust them, even for a second!

Octopi. They might die. And I completely didn't mean for that to rhyme.

O.o It ALL rhymed.

Pirates! Unless they include Cap'n Jack and Will Turner ;)

Rocks. They give out funny looks :ninja:

Sludge. Ew. :gonk:

Tar. That's disgusting :no:

Uni-cyclists. I feel like they would be dangerous.

Vampires. I like my blood where it is.

Werewolves. I don't care how hot they are, no thanks.

Xenomorphs. :gonk:

Yolk. Loads and loads of it would be a hot sticky mess that would take forever to clean and get rid of :gonk: