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Old 01-23-2008, 08:31 AM

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Let's share our favorite movie quotes whether it be memorable, funny, or tear jerking. A few of mine include:


Quote:
Originally Posted by The Lion King
Young Simba: Dad?
Mufasa: Hmm?
Young Simba: We're pals, right?
Mufasa: Right.
Young Simba: And we'll always be together, right?
Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars, the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you and so will I.
I feel warm and fuzzy when that scene comes up for some reason. ^^



Quote:
Originally Posted by Forrest Gump
[Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: [confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ!
[looks at stopwatch]
Drill Sergeant: This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!
As a military brat, just hearing this tickled my funny bones. 8D Forrest Gump is without a doubt one of my favorite movies.

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Old 01-24-2008, 05:22 AM

My all-time favorite:

Quote:
"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!"
-Jack Sparrow
And of course, the callback in the second movie as well. :3
And another Pirates of the Caribbean,
Quote:
"Many things you were Davey Jones, but never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose and so yourself and you did hide away what should always have been mine!" -Tia Dalma


I'll be back with more.

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Old 01-25-2008, 02:49 AM

oh wow, I have a lot but here is one of my favorites:

Quote:
You're just as sane as I am
- Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter 5
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:59 AM

I have a lot of quotes I love, especially from Spaceballs. Considering most of them have curse words in it, I will just do the ones that don't have as much.

Quote:
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Quote:
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
Quote:
Dark Helmet: Out of order? F***! Even in the future, nothing works!
Well I could go on since I know the whole movie, but I won't.

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Old 01-26-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:
Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory: Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker x)

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Old 01-26-2008, 10:10 PM

Juno:
Quote:
As far as boy friends go Pauly Bleeker is totally boss he is the cheese the my macaroni

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Old 01-26-2008, 10:33 PM

Napoleon Dynamite
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"I see your drinking 1% milk.. is that because you think you're fat?.... Cause your not, you could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to."

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Old 01-28-2008, 02:28 AM

Quote:
Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
Quote:
Su-Chin: No thanks. I'm off pills.
Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Quote:
Rollo: That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
I love Juno :3

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Old 01-28-2008, 05:06 AM

From the movie Cry Baby (yes, with Johnny Depp)

Quote:
Wanda: Could you just PLEASE get me the f*** out of here?
Wanda's mom: What does 'f***' mean, Hector?
Wanda's dad: Oh honey, it's just a term Wanda uses to make herself feel all grown-up!
Wanda's mom: Your Honor, could we please take Wanda the f*** home?

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Old 01-29-2008, 02:50 AM

The Mummy Returns

Quote:
Ardeth Bay: [to Alex] By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
[Alex gasps]
Rick: [to Ardeth] You, lighten up.
[to Alex]
Rick: You, big trouble.
[to Jonathan]
Rick: You, get in the car.

Izzy: [to Rick] Whatever it is, whatever you need, I don't care. Forget it, O'Connell. Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!

Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.

Rick: Where the hell's Jonathon?
[Jonathon drives up in a double-decker bus]
Evelyn: Alex.
Rick: What's the matter with my car?
Jonathan: Well, I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
Rick: A double-decker bus?
Jonathan: [pointing to Alex] It was his idea.
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was too!
Rick: Just go!
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was too!
The Mummy:

Quote:

Evelyn {drunk}: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?

Mr. Daniels: Stupid superstitious bastard

Rick: Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?
Evelyn: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

Dr. Bey: We are part of an ancient secret society. For over three thousand years we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from being reborn into this world.
Ardeth Bay: Now, because of you, we have failed.
Evelyn: And you think this justifies the killing of innocent people?
Dr. Bey: To stop this creature? Let me think...
Ardeth Bay, Dr. Bey: YES!
Evelyn: I... am a librarian.

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Old 01-30-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:
The Simpsons Movie:

Homer: [walking in the forest talking to himself] Must keep going, must keep going! Oh I can't, I can't keep going. Yes you can! No I can't! Oh shut up! You shut up! No, you. No you. No you! Oh real mature. How could you say that?

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Old 01-30-2008, 11:56 PM

Quote:
FF7 - Advent Children:

Reno: Un-
Rude: -belivable

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Old 01-31-2008, 08:19 AM

Quote:
Inuyasha: Hey, where are you going?
Kagome: What do you care? I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: You can't just leave. You...
Kagome: My name isn't "You". It's Kagome.
Inuyasha: Wait, Stupid.
Kagome: It's not "Stupid", either.
Inuyasha: Will you just wait, and hear me out?
Kagome: Why? So you can try and stop me?
Inuyasha: No, so you can give me your jewel shard.
Kagome: [feigning innocence] Oh, this?
[holds up her pouch that holds the shard, then looks at him angrily]
Kagome: Sit, Boy.
[Inuyasha is slammed face first to the ground]
Inuyasha: Why, you...
Kagome: [walking away] It's Kagome.
Quote:
Miroku: [Sango falls to the ground sobbing] Sango?
Sango: Yes!
Miroku: You'll have my children? Ten babies, or maybe even twenty?
Sango: Yes! Miroku... does this mean you'll stop womanizing?
Miroku: [stunned] Huh? Uh... heh heh...
Sango: [briefly pausing on each word] You. Will. Stop. Flirting... Right?
[Miroku looks away, chuckling]
Sango: [thinking] I'll take that as a no...
Now I have an urge to watch Inuyasha right now.

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Old 02-03-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:
Carole Werner: We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other woman.
Michael James: I have to look at her, she was talking to me; I looked in the direction the sound was coming from.

- What's New, Pussycat?
Quote:
Catwoman: Life's a bitch. Now so am I.

- Batman Returns

Quote:
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

-Batman

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Old 02-05-2008, 10:32 AM

Quote:
First you get the money, and then you get the women
I can't remember what movie it actually came from but its said in a Spanish accent or something similar and I love it

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Old 02-06-2008, 12:45 AM

Quote:
"How's it look?"
"Looks clear."
-Johns steps forward just as a creature flies towards them. It passes them by.-
"You said it was clear!"
"I said it looked clear."
"Well, how does it look now?"
"...Looks clear."

"Battlefield doctors decide who lives and dies. It's called 'triage.'"
"They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it."
Pitch Black. Not a bad movie. I think I'll go watch it now.

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Old 02-06-2008, 01:43 AM

Here's a few from Juno <3
Quote:
Mac MacGuff: [a very pregnant Juno enters the room] Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
Quote:
Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
Quote:
Juno MacGuff: Ow, ow, fuckity-ow!

GOD I wish my mom were this awesome:
Quote:
Juno MacGuff: Well, you know, I want Mark and Vanessa to be suprised, and if you tell me, I'll just like, totally ruin it.
Ultrasound Technician: Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school?
Juno MacGuff: No, they're the adoptive parents.
Ultrasound Technician: Oh. Well thank God for that.
Bren: Whats that supposed to mean?
Ultrasound Technician: Well, its just that I see a lot of young mothers come through here, its obviously a poisonous environment for a baby.
Juno MacGuff: Wait a minute! How do you know I'll be such a poisonous environment! How do you know Mark and Vanessa wont be some, crazy, whacked out pedophiles or something?
Leah: Or stage parents?
Bren: They could be utterly incompetent. Theres no guarentee they'll do a better job raising this child than my dumbass step-daughter will... What is your job title?
Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician.
Bren: Oh yeah? Well I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.
Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me?
Bren: Oh, you think you're hot shit 'cause you get to sit over there and play pictionary, well guess what? My five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, shes not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So until you have your own kid, why dont you just go back to nightschool in Manteno and get a real job.
Juno MacGuff: ...Whoa Bren! You's a dick! I love it!
Well those is just some of my favourites..I don't want to post anymore xD

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Old 02-10-2008, 01:24 AM

Tree of Might:
Quote:
Goku: I raised him to know the diffrence between good a evil!

Turles: I know the difference. I just don't care.


Reign:

Alexander: I am a God.

Hero:

(Can't remember who said it in the movie): How far would you go to become a hero?

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Old 02-10-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote:
say hello to my little friend
-scarface

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Old 02-11-2008, 05:58 AM

Quote:
Yippe-Ki-Yay Motherfucker!
~ John Mclane Die Hard
Best quote in the movie business!

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Old 02-11-2008, 06:21 AM

Quote:
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas - The Fifth Element

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Old 02-15-2008, 03:31 AM

Quote:
Mark: Damn the man! Save the Empire!
Empire Records

Quote:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
The Princess Bride

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#23
Old 02-15-2008, 06:29 AM

my favorite movie quote of all time would be from Aladdin.

Quote:
"I'm getting beaten by a rug."

-genie

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Old 02-15-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:
Last night I had nightmares about a girl
Who came into my nice, quiet life
Screwed it all up.
Everything she touched broke
And every move she made turned into a catastrophe.
It's from The Transporter I think. I love the last line in particular. It's just stuck in my head from the first time I heard it.

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Old 02-15-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:
Dudley - "I wanted to say something funny to her, but all I could think about was black jokes."
Bobby - "Like which ones?"
Dudley - "I forget"
Bobby -"Why don't you tell the one that ends with you getting your ass whupped?"
Dudley - "Would that be funny?"
Bobby - "I'd be laughing, oh I'd be cracking up!"
That made me laugh so much xD It's from the movie Wild Hogs

 


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