Neither have I and I don't ever plan on going there.

Never have I ever swam in jello.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever swam in spaghetti.

Never have I.

Never have I ever swam in syrup.

Neither have I. What's with all the swimming stuff?

Never have I ever poked a finger into a live socket.

Neither have I.
Never have I ever had my but stuck to the toilet.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever set a tree on fire.

I has but it was from cleaning out an area and it was contained.
Never have I ever killed a frog or snake.

Neither have I and I hope I never will.

Never have I ever fallen asleep while standing up.

I have and it sucks... a lot.

Never have I ever thought of romeo and juliet as a romance. *^*

Neither have I really.

Never have I even seen the Grand Canyon (in person)

I have~

Never have I ever had a sever allergic reaction.
(I just thought I did and overreacted. xDD)

Neither have I. I'm allergic to some anesthesias but I haven't had any major surgery that might cause my allergy from it to become critical/life-threatening.

Never have I ever fallen asleep with my eyes wide open. O_O

I have and it left my eyes super dried out, kinda hurt. ;n;

Never have I ever wished for someone to die. qnq

I have.

Never have I ever been in a snowstorm.

I have tons. I've even driven in them. Yeah, closing the school for snow once students are already there maybe isn't the best idea. Had to drive home in that, and after a while it became a game of "where is the fucking road" and relying on some faint tire tracks and where I knew the highway should be.

Never have I ever been in a tsunami.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever swam with dolphins

Neither have I.

Never have I ever gotten stitches anywhere on my torso.

Neither have I and I hope I never will. x_x

Never have I ever had undergone a major surgery.

I have.
Got my gallbladder removed.

Never have I ever been knocked unconscious.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever slipped and fell on a banana peel.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever been a zombie.

I have! Neither have I.

Never have I ever grown wings.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever had black hair.

Neither have I.
I tried, but it didn't work.
xDD

Never have I ever been awake longer than thirty six hours.

I have, countless of times. I have black hair too (see Mene profile pic). xD

Never have I ever been able to hold my breath for 1 minute.