Well, you have to install little locks on EVERY bead. You could genetically modify them so that they can't be touched by children.

Fuck those child safety locks. I've been too lazy to take them off the cabinets. I got all concerned when we moved and put them on, and don't know you, we never even needed them for our child. But we've lived with them for like three years, I don't know why. They do keep the cat out of the cabinet, though, so there is that.

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When yu figure out how to do that, Eli, let me know.

Originally Posted by Elirona

Well, you have to install little locks on EVERY bead. You could genetically modify them so that they can't be touched by children.

This actually sounds very dangerous.

They like dumping a half a cup of garlic powder into chillis

Garlic makes everything better.

That's true, it does!

If you're not a vampire, sure.

-runs around the thread all hyper-
Got a new thread! (in signature~!)
It needs victims, err customers.

i do love me some garlic :D

Garlic bread.
Delicious.

even better!!! garlic bread has bread. and i love bread YAY BREAD!!

You made me lol.

I had a dog who could open child proof locks.

Dogs and cats can be scarily talented

I wish our animals were smart. D:

They're not.

it's smells like beef and shame in here

HEY!

We like that smell.

Sheef, if you'd like to be technical. Happy thanksgiving!

Ugh, so sleepy. D:

I missed Thanksgiving, so happy Black Friday, I guess. XD

Aww man, you missed out on awesome food? ;-;

No, I missed it on here, because I haven't been on much. :/

You didn't miss much, don't worry!

that's a lot of re-openings ;o;
and im technically new! i dont have any pants ;o; i couldnt afford any

Eh, pants are optional in this economy anyway.

i usually wear skirts or dresses actually so i never wear pants ;v;