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Creator: UsernameUnavailible
Co-Creator: Sling Shot Fight

Help Wanted!
Have you ever been to Tea House Cosplay? Ever wanted to try on one of our cute outfits? Here's your chance. Tea House Cosplay has moved to a large new location to accommodate our ever growing fan base. Thats right, we need more workers! So apply now!
P.S. The pay is good!

Rules:
#1) You MUST be open minded!! In this tea house there is cross-dressing, possible gayness, dirty insinuations, and possible closet pervs.

#2) Sling Shot Fight is the co-creator. If you have a problem send it to both of us, for convenience and quick replying.

#3) NO, ABSOLUTELY NO, Text talk. You, as an RPGer will be expected to have correct grammar. I will NOT tolerate any forms of text talk. You get three strikes and you're out.

#4) Your post must be between seven sentences and three pages on word with twelve font.

#5) Make sure we can read your post. No small font size, or unreadable font color.

#6) If you’re going to be gone for an extended amount of time, tell us. We will put in the announcement post. Please read that every once in a while.

#7) I have the right to kick you out of the RPG for any reason. Once your kicked out or you decided to leave, your character is mine to do with as I please. Any further posts will be ignored and deleted.

#9) You may start with one character and if we find you competent you may apply for a second.

Application:
If you want to join this RPG you must message me that you want to join. Then I'll send you a RPG scenario. To which you will reply with a post sample. I will reply as a made up character twice. So you will message me three times in this scenario. If I like the way you post I will let you join. So you'll use the following profile skeleton to send me your profile. I will then post it up in the member post. So you don't have to go searching for a profile.

Skeleton:

Your User name
Job
Your character name
character Age
Student or not
Gender
Two paragraphs about character appearance (NO picture)
One personality flaw

Jobs available: Waiters/waitresses, cooks, hostess/host, servers, dishwashers/busboys/girls, accountant, managers, safety officer, costume mender/maker/buyer

Characters:
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Boss
Eloise Timbre (El)
36
No student
Girl
Eloise stands at a mere five feet two inches, but her costumes often add a few inches. She loves dressing up in animal costumes and is often seen wearing a cat or penguin suit, while working. Some people wonder how she does it, El would say that practice makes perfect and she has been at it for years. Working at a tea house has done nothing to keep her thin, but the filled out woman is not anything more than pudgy. Working in the tea house often leaves her with smudges of flour, powdered sugar, or some type of cake ingredient on her face (but never the costume amazingly enough). The weight adds to her motherly nature and makes her smiles look so much brighter. Eloise smiles quite often, and also likes to clap her hands together in an excited manner.

El’s round, happy face is outlined by honey colored hair which El keeps in a super cute bob cut. Her hair has a slight natural wave to it, which the woman never blow-dries or straightens out. She has a handful of short bangs that dance off to one side of her face. A light dusting of freckles rests on her nose and cheeks, which the light color of her hair helps bring out. She has very light brown eyes, which are hardly ever obscured by make-up. Her skin holds a natural tan from being outside. Her face can however transform into the serious business owner face when needed, and she uses it when an employee thinks that they don’t have to listen.
Flaw: When Eloise losses her temper…well let’s just say it’s not something anyone ever talks about afterward…

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Waitress (full timer)
Tamera Dolores (Tami)
17
Student
Girl
Tami stands at five feet nine inches, and her body is almost pure lean muscle. This is because of gymnastics, which she does with school. Her arms are long and lanky, perfect for carrying extra tray when one of the servers needs help. She moves easily and gracefully despite her height. Tami loves to wear the costumes at the tea house, and they were in fact a main reason she applied for the job. When not wearing cosplay Tami loves to wear skinny jeans and cute tops. She hates wearing shoes, and so when she does wear them, they are often sandals or ballet flats. She would keep her nails painted if her job allowed it.

Tami has long brown hair that she keeps braided in a loose braid, often some of her bangs fall out of it and they give her a purposefully messy look. The braid leaves her hair perpetually kinky when it is naturally straight. She smiles all the time showing off her straight white teeth. Her face is angular, but not shard, and that makes her look a little older than her seventeen years. Whenever she is happy her eyes twinkle changing from different blues to light greens. The lighter her mood the more chance of seeing blues in her eyes, while the darker her mood the opposite is true. Tami loves to wear make-up and never leaves the house without it on. She doesn’t put on globs of it, but she does do it darker than most girls.
Flaw: Tami can be, and often is, blind to what is going on around her.

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Server (full timer)
Marcus Ignus Ariellus (MIA)
19
Student
Boy
MIA is short for a boy just hitting five feet five inches. He doesn’t let that bother him though. He is super skinny too, and working at the tea house only made that worse. He hates all of the cakes and sweets that surround him so he doesn’t eat as much as he should. His skin is clear and pale, because he never spends any time outside unless forced to. He wears dark jeans and darker tee-shirts when he is outside of work. MIA hates dressing up for work, because most of the time one of the girls will dress him up in a dress. MIA doesn’t really enjoy his job at all, but he puts on a half smile for costumers and co-workers, though anyone who has worked with him for any amount of time could easily read his frustrated body language.

MIA has slick black hair that flows onto his face. It is dead straight and shines. He keeps it pretty long for a boy, but because of his recent job has considered cutting it. Clear, sky blue eyes sit on his unhappy face and show the storms brewing in his mind. His face is skinny, almost gaunt, and it gives him a sharp look. MIA loathes facial hair and so he keeps his face clean shaven. Some of his co-workers might poke fun that he primps like a girl, but MIA would say that it takes time for perfection. No matter what he is forced to wear it is always accompanied with a dark aura.
Flaw: He hates everything beyond himself.

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Job – Cook, full timer
Name – Rhode Camelotte
Age – 17 years old
high school student
Gender - female
Looks – Rhode only reaches 5' 2” on a good day. She has an average Korean complexion. Her hands and feet are small and childish. She is strong, but a tad pudgy from too many sweets. Even though she has an extra seven pounds, she has a nice figure. Her fingernails are short and painted black, white, or both. Her hair is shoulder length and dark brown. It looks black unless in the sunlight. Her bangs are brushed to the side and reach just below her chin. Rhodes hair is always in a half ponytail.

Rhode's eyes are a light caramel color with green flecks here and there.. They are shaped more like walnuts then almonds. Her bottom lip is more filled out then her top lip in a silly, cute sort of way. Her eyebrows are thin and nearly disappear halfway through. Her nose is small and round, but pushed close to her face. Rhode only ever wears the bare minimum of make-up. Foundation, eyeliner, and mascara.
One personality flaw – only hears what she wants to.

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Job - Waitress, full timer
Name – Sora Camieo
Age – 18 years old
Part time night school student
Gender - Female
Looks – Sora stands an average 5'4” with a pale Aryan complexion. Her hair is pale, almost white, blond that falls to her waist. Her arms, legs, neck, and fingers are all very slander, giving her an almost ghost like appearance. Her fingernails are always manicured and a little long. Her chest is a little flat, but she's in good shape, so she is still a stunner.

Since her twin loves to fuss over her, her hair is always curled at the bottom. Her bangs are kept at a length that brushes her eyelashes, making her round head seem more heart shaped. Sora’s eyes are a very light, powdery blue. Her nose is round and an average size. Her lips are thin and usually painted a soft pink. She wears eyeliner, mascara, and eyeshadow.
Personality flaw - Moody

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Job – Waiter
Name – Morning Camieo
Age – 18 years old
Part time night school student
Gender – Male (everyone thinks He's a girl)
Looks – Morning has a certain delicacy about him that makes it easy to mistake him as a girl. He has the same height a his twin, Sora. The same round head, and the same slenderness. He shaves his legs and armpits every day. His eyebrows are plucked to a thin perfection. His eyes are an unnaturally light powder blue. Just like his sister.

His bangs though are parted to the side unlike his sister, his hair is also always straight. The thing though that sets them apart the most is that his hair is pitch black. He wears make up everyday too. His lips always colored a dark plum color. His hips are wide like a girls, and his but more shaped then a boys should be.
Personality Flaw – doesn't trust anyone

Work Schedule:
Will put one up when we have more employees.

Announcements:
We will code this mess when the problem is fixed. =]
We ARE excepting applications! So come join us!

OPEN!!!

Eloise Timbre bustled to her new shop, smiling excitedly and flapping her arms in the wings of her penguin suit. Today was the (long awaited) grand opening of her new shop. The previous shop had been a major success. In fact it was so popular that El was forced to relocate into a much bigger building. Somehow, in the mess of everything that entailed, she forgot about interviewing new people, or even putting out a help wanted add. Her current employees were going to be working super hard until she managed to hire some new trainees, however El believed fully in her current staff. And she did manage to get a few interviews for today, that however meant she would not be running around the shop with everyone else and thus they would be working even harder.

Eloise slid her key easily into the lock of her back door. This would be the first time the new building would be open and ready for public use, and that meant that this was when El would look at her new baby fully completed for the first time. As the new store was being built Eloise also bought a whole new arsenal of costumes, knowing that her new employees would need a good variety to choose from, Not only that but darling Sora, one of her current employees, made costumes for the tea house in her sewing class. The door opened under the excited hand of the owner into a room with so many costumes it looked like she owned a costume shop. The concept was almost accurate; she owned a cosplay tea house.

She brushed some of her light hair out of her eyes and took a deep breath. It was still very early, because she needed to get all of the early preparation for the baking done, never had El needed to bake as much food as she would now have to, so as with every other position available in a restaurant she needed to hire at least one more cook, though two would be better. Hopefully MIA, Sora, Morning, Tami, and Rhode would be able to keep the shop running without too many problems. The group worked with her while the rebuild took place, helping with building layout and other such things. Somehow none of them mentioned the need for new employees until a mere week ago. Hardly enough time to secure some highly needed jobs!

The new building had both the costume closet and the kitchen in the back. The kitchen was much larger than in the old place, in fact it could have swallowed her entire old shop. The new shinny counters and pans gleamed happily, all in the right places and ready to be put to use. Off of the costume closet were the employee changing rooms and bathrooms. Right now the closet was orderly, but El knew that it wouldn’t take her school kids very long to unorganized everything. She didn’t mind as long as they all dressed out on time. The back of the shop lead to the main sitting area. It held 39 tables and 22 booths, much more than El ever thought possible. And that was only the downstairs! El clapped happily just think about the upstairs. There was a reservation/party room up there, as well as 20 more tables and 12 more booths.

El dipped into the kitchen and, in her penguin suit, began the baking for the day. Rhode, her cook, would be coming in soon because she was also a cook. The cooks always open the shop and the bussers always close it, sometimes with the help of a server or waitress. Most everyone that ended up working at the tea house were girls, but at the moment she did have two boys. Although Morning dressed and acted like a girl, in fact, El thought the other employees (other than his twin sister) thought he was a girl. MIA on the other hand, everyone who worked at the tea house knew that he was a boy. In fact, MIA should be with Rhode, he usually showed up early. Eloise hopped over to the kitchen and started preheating the ovens. For now she was a cook (unfortunately) but that was going to change soon!

While the ovens preheated El made her way to the rest of the new shop. She liked looking at her new interior, after all she got to hand pick everything, unlike in the last building where she had to make do with what the previous owners used. In her new building the seat covers where all a deep fuchsia color, with a lighter pink ribboning. The wood was all cherry oak (El never thought she would be able to afford such luxury!), the tables tops and chair frames were made from real wood. It added such a beauty to her shop. Tea sets sat on every table, their cups upside down on their plates, and their tea pots void of water. The kitchen had a water heater than ran automatically and refilled automatically that her little worker bees used to fill the pots as the tables became occupied. Little baskets of tea and menus sat at every table.

The menus were all gold in color on the covers with a dark purple writing. MIA had said that all of the pinks and purples were starting to clash, but the idea behind her tea house called for the flamboyant. Lights hung from the ceiling and they were shaped like hearts, not only that but the red glass surrounding the bulbs made the light turn pinkish. It was all very cute, and perfect for El’s dream. Streamers, made of cloth rather paper so that they would last, laced the ceiling and stair cases, of which there were two opposite of each other winding up to the second floor. (The second floor, so exciting!) The bathrooms for the customers were behind the staircases. The stairs themselves were a cream color, complementing the dark scarlet carpets.

The wall paper was a deep pink with hearts of different colors and sizes swirling around it. Honestly without all of the windows in the building it would have been very dark. But there were a lot of windows, and they all had the cutest little light pink curtains. The clear morning air looked so clean through her windows, and she knew that once the sun rose its awesome rays would dip easily and happily into her shop. Her North facing front ensured that light would be coming through a set of windows all day. The tea shop didn’t open its door to the public until noon, but El came especially early this morning, wanting to make sure that everything was ready when her lovely little worker bees arrived. She heard the ding of the oven before she could make it up the stairs.

In her penguin suit El raced back to the kitchen happily working on the many cakes she knew would be needed for their opening day. A flash of guilt ran through her as she pictured the faces of all her young workers as they left later today. No doubt they would be tired, or more accurately exhausted, even happy Morning wouldn’t be able to sustain his stamina. But right now they could make the sacrifice for the shop, and with any luck there would be people joining them throughout the day. El, liked to hire people on the spot rather than wait and call them back. Working at a tea shop, everything was about first impressions. Even when a cute little student came in, nervous, shaking in their boots, if El liked them she would hire them. After all Tami had been a nervous thing on that first day, and now the brunette was one of El’s best employees.

El Loved hiring students, from both college and high school, those were the kids who needed the most help. El was able to make her own dream come true because people were willing to hire her while she went to school, and if El could pass that on, even if only to one person, she wanted to. She would not say no to someone that was not in school, by any means, she was just more likely to say yes to someone who was. Some of her friends liked to make fun of her for it, because she spent the majority of her time around people half her age, but El didn’t mind. What they really loved to make fun of was the fact that she was single and working with a bunch of kids half her age, now that one bothered El a little, but she tried to shrug it off.

El had seven ovens on and full of cakes, and not a speck of anything on her costume. An amazing feat considering that she mixed all of the batter while her hands were tucked into the wings of her penguin costume. It was one of her favorite costumes, and she wore it the most. However she also like to wear a very cute kitten costume, a giant bell, and the most adorable teddy bear. The bell was hardest to maneuver in because it was made of metal, which had trouble going through doorways. El liked the way it sounded when she walked though, so the hardship could be ignored. The owner looked up at the clock (the kitchen only had two windows, both facing west and thus unable to see the sunrise) it was nearly time for her cook to arrive, which meant that MIA would be showing up soon, because he almost always came early. Eloise clapped her fin covered hands together happily.

"SORRY!!!" Rhode yelled at the poor random person she had just plowed down. She had been running too fast to stop in time. She ran into an elevator that was just about to close. Luckily there was no one in it. Rhode impatiently slammed her finger into the '11' button repeatedly. She also unconsciously bounced up and down. Until the elevator beeped angrily as the doors opened to the 11th floor hall. Rhode sped down the hall, and skidded past her door, then, gallantly, crashed to the floor. Without missing a beat she sprang up and rushed back to her door while digging her keys out of her pocket. She then unkindly jammed it into the key hole and burst into the dark apartment. She proceeded to the little kitchen were she flung her back pack to the ground, grabbed the directions to the new building, and left again. After rushing into a very crowded elevator, she waited till the it reached ground floor were she then shoved every object in her path to the side and sprinted to her new bus stop.

Rhode impatiently stood tapping her foot on the ground until the bus rolled up and opened its doors with a loud creak. She sat on the edge of her seat at the very front tapping her fingers and humming till the bus had been to three other stops. On the fourth she jumped out and followed her map precisely until she reached the new location. She unlocked the front door and smiled as the 'CLOSED' sign jiggled on the front of the door, which was cherry wood with a red tinted heart shaped window at the top. She noted she couldn't see into it, because of her height. She smelled the scent of baking goods instantly.

MIA lounged on the bus seat, wearing his favorite pair of jeans, and a comfortable t-shirt. He already finished his one morning class for college, and now he was heading to work. He had classes afterwards as well. He brought his backpack to work with him so that he could go straight back to school afterwards. MIA knew that once he got to work he would have to change his outfit. And much to his dismay, he would end up wearing women’s clothing and feeling like some creepy porn star. At least the job paid well or he would not put up with such humiliation.

The first time someone from school saw him he thought he was going die. Luckily the classmate didn’t seem to recognize him. After that he let his ‘friendly’ coworkers put make up on him (which they bugged him to do for weeks). It made him even harder to recognize. MIA did not want to put up with the humiliation of someone at school finding out about his job. He was the only boy that worked in the shop, and all of the costumes were made for girls, so he couldn’t even request to wear something different. Luckily not all of them were made dresses. The bus stopped, and he walked off, heading toward the new shop. The new very pink shop. MIA stopped in front of the hideous building, he did not want to be seen going inside of it so he walked behind it and went in the backdoor. The smell of sweets and flowers slammed into him. Work had begun.

Morning squealed in delight as he tossed all of Sora's (still attached) hair in the air. Sora only sighed in response. She couldn't imagine why he would be so exited, he did the same thing every day.

"You don't like it?" Morning bent over so his head was at her heads level.

"No, no. Its wonderful." Sora smiled at her brother. He wasn't convinced so he started pouting in the corner. Sora had to giggle at that. He was in only a wife beater, and a pair of black boxers with hearts on them. Her giggling only made him more gloomy, but before Sora could say something to amend the situation the oven beeped. Morning bounced up and flounced out of the room. His eagerness to please and his generally cheery demeanor back on high voltage. "Hey, Whats for breakfast?" Sora called as she walked, slower then Morning, into the kitchen.

"French Toast." He said happily as he pulled a pan out of the oven.

"You bake French toast?" Sora raised an eyebrow at the boy. He put his free hand on his hip and gave her a Yeah-And? kinda look. She just smiled and took three of the seven pieces. "Thank you." Sora said nudging her pouty brother into a smile. When they finished their food they wandered back into the bedroom and changed into suitable public clothing.

Morning hummed a cheery tune as Sora switched between radio stations searching for a good song. She stopped on 'All The Single Ladies' by Byonce and both of the twins sang along, very loudly. There was head banging, steering wheel punching, and air guitaring involved. Even though theres no guitar in the song. A few more songs of that genre played and that jam session continued until they pulled into the staff parking lot at the new building.

Morning and Sora disembarked from the car and morning fidgeted with Sora's disheveled hair as they entered the building.

El, heard her front door jingle and she poked her head out of the kitchen to see Rhode. “Ah wonderful, you are even early cupcake! Now get your butt in here we have frosting to do!” El bounced back into the kitchen switching a batch of uncooked batter and finished cakes in the oven. She didn’t even tell Rhode to get dressed into a costume, so many things were on her mind.

As she set the hot pan on the counter next to already cooled cakes she heard the backdoor open. The boss in the penguin suit jumped over to poke her head out and look at MIA, just as she suspected they were arriving at nearly the same time. “MIA, yay, since you are here so early you should get changed and then help us frost!” El waddled back into the room. She heard another door open and squealed happily, apparently now was the time to arrive, maybe all her cute little worker bees were just as excited as her!

El, bounced away from her ovens yet again. She wondered to herself if it was Tami, or Sora and Morning. She poked her head out the door, ah the twins! “Morning! Sora! Superb! Get dressed for work and then come help us frost cakes! The shop will be opening soon, and I only have 20 done!” El, got back to work herself frosting cakes and putting fruit decorations on them. She cut up the fruit yesterday(into cue little shapes) and stored it in one of the many fridges. She smiled and squealed happily just thinking of the opening!