lol darn that would be really really bad

A mouse got into my former apartment that I was trying to livetrap. Mouse got into my bathtub and drowned. Mouse suicide, I even tried to take the poor mouse out of the bathtub just in case, but was drowned already.

Internet.

Another favorite of mine is not so much "Wow this lawyer thought we're evil idiots" as it is a mistranslation, but on an imported knife set:

Keep out of children.

Lol, yes...that's one you would want to heed.

And here's the site I got mine on. Warning Labels

lol wow, that just wow

How about the jars of peanuts that say "warning, this may contain nuts".

Originally Posted by Stellar Delusion

Internet.

Another favorite of mine is not so much "Wow this lawyer thought we're evil idiots" as it is a mistranslation, but on an imported knife set:

Yeah I can imagine its supposed to read "keep out of reach of children" xD Although its good advice that way too!

Oh that one is so funny!

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.

EXCUSE ME

While I aksjhdksjhf.

FUN FACT ABOUT WARNING LABELS.

They are put in place as they are because companies have been sued over dumb folk trying these things in the past and sueing when bad things happen.

Which means. Therefore...

My brain. I cant...

lol yeah that one is allways good for a chuck, the nuts one

But they provide much amusement for us. lmao. :)

Originally Posted by Claudia

How about the jars of peanuts that say "warning, this may contain nuts".

If I saw that I'd be like I certainly hope so! I mean if I buy chunky peanut butter I expect peanuts in it! not mouse brains or almonds! I'm mean seriously

I can't imagine trying to stop a chain saw with my genitals either.

Lol, I would hope nobody ever tried to do that.

mice brains?

what about mice brains?

I can just imagine a guy getting drunk enough to forget how to turn off a chainsaw and going "Hmm...how do I stop this thing? Well, everyone always says I gots balls o' steel! .........OH GOD WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911!?"

Lunch hour is coming to an end for me.... Sighs... not going to be free anymore >.<

I did find a picture of a load of commercial bread with a mouse baked in. I had "mouse-bread" as my siggie somewhere as a joke after that.

That would be a horid way to stop a chain saw o.o

mice in bread??? O.O

Here's another fun one:

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

it was so nice of you to join us during lunch, pancakie

Originally Posted by Pa-pancake

Lunch hour is coming to an end for me.... Sighs... not going to be free anymore >.<

LOL! I just realized I bought 2 of the same commons with my tokens ^^"

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Hummy, yeap, I try to make time for Mene :)

I didn't know you could buy commons with tokens, I thought just event items.