It seems like JWOWW and Snooki just got isolated from everybody, but I'm only half-paying attention to my TV coz I'm listening to Pandora. Other than that, Sammi & Ronnie are still together apparently. Dude they either need to separate or get their acts together.

And this "grenade" shit they keep talking about to downgrade girls. Dude, the Jersey Shore cast ain't THAT fine. Fuckin' judgmental people.

But I can't help but to love this trainwreck of a series.

I hate the fact that I like this show >.> Well, I don't really LIKE it. As posted before, it's a car accident. You don't want to watch but you can't help it. I missed the fight between JWOWW and Sam, sadly.

I think the "grenade" aspect of calling girls is the girls that freak out or start fights, not that they're ugly or anything. Though, I don't know. XD I think Pauly is fairly attractive, but his hair freaks me out. Waaaay too much gel. JWOWW is the most attractive of the females, to me anyway. Snooki's cute in the way that short people are cute x3, if you know what I mean.

I really hope Ronnie goes out one night, and Sam decides to follow him without him knowing, and catches him int he act of being with another girl, making out or dancing or whatever. Maybe then she'll realize she's getting played more than a toy with a child.

You got grenades, grenade launchers, NFL linebackers, hippos. I'm pretty sure it's not because of the girls that start fights.

Here's a list of "Jersey Shore Vocabulary" I got off the facebook fanpage.

SEASON 2 TERMS.

10% tax on tanning (n): Whats keeping Snooki from using a tanning bed.

Double-Bagger (n): A girl so ugly, that YOU need to wear a bag over your head incase her's falls off.

Fried Pickles (n): Food that will cause a life changing experience.

Fuckness (?): A new word Snooki invented.

G.F.F (n): "Grenade Free Foundation." Promoted by "MVP"

I.F.F. (n): "I'm Fucked Foundation." Ronnie is the president for three way kissing two grenades and sleeping with Sammi all in the same night.

Landmines (n): Thin ugly girls.

MVP (n): Mike, Vinny, Pauly.

"No She Died" (v): What you can say to someone on the phone when they call for your annoying bitch roommate.

Sloppy Joe (n): Another nickname for Ronnie.

Snook Night (n): When you wake up and don’t remember what happened the previous night.

The Instigation (n): What the Situation is called when he's trying to instigate something (i.e- about ronnie and sammi.)

The Shirt Before The Shirt (n): Self explanatory. The shirt you wear before you change into the shirt you will be wearing that night.

The Unthinkable(v): Banging Snooki.

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SEASON 1 TERMS.

1's and 2's (n): Pauly D's turntables.

Angelina (n): An obnoxious bitch who thinks she's hot; see "Cockblock."

Barrel (v) To push through the cops when a housemate gets punched in the face.

Butterfly Clip (n): Hair accessory used by Snooki to prop up her poof.

Bartenders (n): People who do great things.

Battle (v): To dance to house music like an idiot.

Battlefield (n): Club dance floor.

Beat Up the Beat (v) Crazy fist-pumping while intoxicated.

Blow-Out (n): A hairstyle usually worn by guidos
that allows you to look as if you where just
electrocuted by your blowdryer; blowouts are water proof, wind proof, girl proof, possibly bulletproof, but we don't know for sure cause Pauly D's not ready to try that one.

BPB (n): Term used by Vinny meaning Basketball, Pool, Beach in reaction to the Situations boring GTL.

Bro (n): According to Ronnie: Everyone.

Broads (n): Females without class.

Bronzer (n): Warpaint that guidettes use to attract gorillas and juiceheads.

Bull Dogs (n): Girls the Situation brings home

Came Out of the Woodwork(v): To come from out of no where.

Chicken Cutlet Night; Ravioli Night; Surf-n-Turf
Night (n): Things Sammi is excluded from.

Cockblock (n): One who prevents guys from getting girls; see "Angelina"

Come At Me Bro (v): - To instigate a fight

Coogah (n): Female that is at least 27 years old.

Copestetic (n): Okay

Creatures (n): Violent females, also referred to as "Zoo Animals"

Creep (v): To go out and pursue potential mates. Also used as "to go creepin" or "creep mode"

DJ Pauly D (n): Ya girls favorite DJ.

Doggin’ You Out (v): Looking at someone in a
confrontational manner.

Doorstop Toe (n): See "Fred Flinstone Toe."

Duck Phone (n): A phone shaped like a duck that
completely confuses girls like Snooki, see "Snooki vs. Duck Phone" on YouTube.

Eat Ham and Drink Water (n): What you should do when you dont want to cheat on your boyfriend

Equation (n): Something that one is put into when entering a romantic relationship.

Fist Pumping (n): A hand motion utilized by Jersey Shore males to show enthusiasm, especially when dancing to house music.

Flee The Scene (v): Run away when stuck with a grenade.

Freckles McGee (n): A girl who wants to go home instead of hooking up.

Fred Flintstone Toe (n): An insult that will undoubtedly piss off your drunk girlfriend; something Sammi has.

Fucking Christmas (n): When a feast of Italian food is present.

Gorilla (n): JWoww's ultimate man, her "prince," a juiced man, also see "Juice Head"

Gorilla Central - A place where there are juiceheads everywhere.

Grenade (adj): A word used to describe the ugly friend.

Grenade Launchah (adj): A word used to describe the ugly fat friend.

GTL (n,v): Gym, Tan, Laundry; how they make the guidos.

Guido (n): A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely.

Guidette (N): Female counterpart of a guido; some of them look like post-op trannies.

Hate: (v): To talk negatively about someone out of jealousy.

Haterade (n): The Situation's signature concoction of milk, cheese, ranch dressing, mayonnaise and a dash of snicker's pickle juice.

Heated (v): To get angry

"He's" Back (n): A term used to describe a male returning to being single and being eligible to go out creeping.

Hippo (n): Drunk overweight female.

Hook up (v): To make out with someone.

House Music (n): Music to battle to.

"I'll rock you, bitch!" (n:) Screamed as a battle call by an unwelcomed house guest; a variation of this call may be"i'll rock your world!" See: "Grenade"

Jerry Springer (v): To fight with an unfaithful girl/guy, can be used as "jerry springer her/his ass"

Jerk Awf (n):An annoying person.

Judaism (n): A religion Pauly D doesn't even understand

Juice Head (n): Someone, usually a hot, tan, male, who may or may not steroids in order to gain muscle mass, see "Juiced."

Juiced (adj): So muscular that your arms start to look fat.

JWOWW (n): a Praying Mantis-like guidette, after
sex she will rip your head off;
(can be used as a verb- "to punch a male in the face")

Kid (n): Any person, male or female, under 40.

Lobster (n): A sea creature that Snooki will not eat because " it's alive when you kill it".

Momma's Boy (n) - Traditional Italian 'adult' males who are typically single, still live in their parents basement, and still need their mommy to take care of them.

My Boy(s) (n): Good male friends that share a deep bond.

NFL Linebacker (n). A particuarly large grenade.

One Shot (v): A punch to the head that you can claim was self defense, also known as a sucker punch.

Pink Eye (n): What you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face.

Pouf (n): A hair style worn by guidettes that allows you to instantly grow 6 inches

Pound Her Out (n): Another term for sex.

Prehistoric Kindergarten (n): A time period where Sammi had a crush on The Situation.

Pukey Breath (n): Something that Sammi does not want breathed onto her.

"Really bro, like it was self defense, like why would i lie to you bro." (adj): How NOT to talk to the cops.

Robbery (v): To think you stole your roomates girl only to find out you got their sloppy seconds.

Rolls (n): A table food; Snooki's stomach

Ron (n): The name that Snookie called her date. His actual name: Russ

Ron Ron Juice (n): Combination of watermelon juice, cherries, cranberry juice, and vodka,

Smush (v): To have sex.

Snooki (n): A small Chilean female adopted into an Italian family, also known as Snickers, Shnickers, Snookers, Party, sometimes referred to as Nicole Polizzi
(can be used as a verb- "to punch a girl in the face)

SoCo (n): Used to wash down pickle breath.

Stage 5 Clinger (n): A girl who follows you around watching your every movement, calls you until you are forced to put the phone off the hook, but won't let you touch her until your married.

Stalked My Life (v): To be followed around; usually at night on a boardwalk.

Straggler (n): A roommate with a hangover that almost makes you late for your first day at work.

Strike Three (n): The final strike before ending a relationship.

Stumpy Bastard (n): An insult used to describe your drunk boyfriend.

Tampons (n): Things you stuff up people's noses in anger or rebellion.

"Thatsnotcoolthatsnotcoolthatsnotcool!" (n): Something you shout when you see your ex.

The Business (n;v) Club, jacuzzi, bedroom.

The Cop (n): A man you cant talk to or give your number to when your boyfriend is around.

The Situation (n): The ability to attract women by lifting your shirt; see Jerk Awf.

"This Is No Joke" (adj): A phrase said when someone is clearly overreacting over an event, usually used in conjunction when someone is traumatized. (See- "Traumatize")

Trash Bags (n): Used in place of suitcases.

Traumatize (v): To push your girlfriend in order to keep her from instigating a fight.

Vibe (v): To establish an attraction to another person.

WAAAAHHH (n): A noise made by Snooki when she doesn't get her way.

Wing Man (n): A sidekick.

"You don't even look Italian!" (adj): The insult to end all insults.

That list is AWESOME.

Wow. Didn't think that show had such a vocabulary. O.o

OMG WTF IS UP WITH VINNY AND ANGELINA?!

So gross.

And Sammi is hella dumb, yo.

I think once the Angelina fallout goes through all the way, Vinny and Mike will side with Snooki and Jenny, and of course Pauly will follow MV, so it'll be Sammi and Ron and Angelina by themselves.

I really hope Angelina gets over herself and admits she had something to do with the note. I mean, she was going off on JWOWW and Snooki because they knew about Ronnie and the other girls but...so did she. She knew about it too. Sure, she didn't write the note itself, but she knew who wrote it and she did agree that it was a good idea. Had she gone with JWOWW and Snooki that day, I bet she would have written some of it too.

And I hope Sammi realizes that they were only trying to do the best thing for her. They didn't want to be caught between their two friends so they did an anonymous note. I've been in that kind of spot before, and it sucks.

I didn't know the show had that much of a vocabulary either, but apparently!

Vinny & Angelina smushing = eww.

Seriously though, these kids may be nouveau riche now, but they need to get their heads outta their asses.

Okay so there was another new episode played yesterday in preparation for the VMAs. I missed this because I was out at WalMart (go figure, shopping with mom).

That being said, anyone watch the VMAs featuring the cast of Jersey Shore? Coz somebody smelled pickles xD

Nope, I missed it too. I don't wait for it to show up. If it's on, I'll watch it, but I don't check the times and stuff XD

I dunno, I'm just promoting it ^.^ Since I don't really have any other threads to promote (the BSB one should've been MINE, damnit!)

What a surprise, Lady Gaga took home the most awards -__- and Kanye performed.

Ha ha, Bieber got best new artist, as if the competition even mattered.

I would have liked to see Ke$ha get it, but I knew better.

Did Kesha even win anything? I don't like her, she's way too trashy.

She's kind of....stupid. I listened to her explanation of why she has a dollar sign in her name. It just...made no sense ._.

OMG I won't even bother trying to figure that out. But like, her face is dirty...I dunno. I really do not like her, at all.

She said something about the first song she ever made was number one in "a million countries" but she made no money off it, so it's supposed to be ironic. :|

anyway back on topic here >_>

So. Uhm. Mike is an ass.

Mike's always an ass. He said Snooki's got rolls. She's not fat!

She's got freckles ;P I just liked her music more than Bieber's.

I forgot that it was Mike who said the thing about Snook's rolls! He's really calmed down this season. I really hope the guys wise up about what Vinny is trying to expose Angelina. They need to see how two-faced she is.

I'm watching the VMA's now (rerun).

Kim Kardashian just came on now, and I remembered how Vinny called Angelina the Ron Kardashian of Staten Island XD

Hahaha, pancake-ass. Snooki called her a pancake ass <3

Kim's all like...I have to stay 51 feet away from him (JB).

So are you guys excited for upcoming Season 3? They just finished filming (obviously) but there's still more drama to come!

Have you seen Pauly with his hair down. It looks...funny.

(from the last thread) And Jwoww v Sammi, I actually think Sammi won that won.

Pauly actually had his hair down?!

o.O Sammi won? WTF?

I think Pauly looks better with his hair down. The over-gel is...disgusting. He might as well wear plastic hair, looks like it already.

Can you guys like, send me a pic of this? I want proof!