• 2.) What is the sexiest name you can imagine? Dominique, very French very rolls off the tongue. Makes me think of someone dark and sexy. Gerard too, for similar reasons. (1)
• 3.) What is the least sexy name you have ever heard? Gertrude. Hands down. That poor poor child. (2)
• 5.) If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be? All the Grass. Hmmmm Cotton balls. I mean like I love the feel of grass on my feet, so it better be something soft if its gonna replace it. (3)
• 6.) If you had to choose one animal to help you win a fight, which animal would you choose? Oh that’s kind of a tough call. I think I would narrow it down to one of two, Either the Peregrine Falcon or the lion. (4)
• 7.) If you could morph two animals to make one super animal, what two animals would you choose? Why? The Cat and the Raven. Why? Because seriously who doesn’t want a flying cat. (5)
• 10.) If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first? This is the most boring answer ever, but they would probably spend all the money I have and buy all the books. I never could get my hands on enough books as a child (6)
• 12.) Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Yes, quite frequently, but never anything totally embarrassing like you read online. Mostly boring everyday things. (7)
• 14.) Have you ever caught something on fire while you were cooking? Yes, I was cooking chicken and I fell asleep. All the water had boiled out and the chicken caught on fire. Thankfully the smoke alarm woke me up in time to save the house (8)
• 16.) What is your most embarrassing moment from high school? So…right I was wearing a long skirt, and heels. I do not know why I thought this was a good combination in the halls of high school……well my heel got caught in my skirt ….as I was heading down the stairs. I tumbled down a flight of stairs for everyone to see, totally not graceful at all. Everyone saw my underwear, everyone saw me be ungraceful. It was mortifying. (9)
• 17.) What is something you refuse to share? My cheesecake. Its mine, get your own! (10)
• 19.) What is your favorite dance move to do when you are at the club? Dance move? Do I know any of those? No I tend to just go on the dance floor and wiggle around and pretend I know what I’m doing (11)
• 21.) If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Cats. I love cats, but lets face it they would be sarcastic asshats. (12)
• 22.) Which animal do you think would be the most polite? Rabbits? I dunno, this was a hard question to answer. (13)
• 27.) Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie? I used to work with a guy who was the spitting image of Chuck Norris. (14)
• 29.) What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? I used to own this pair of leopard Print leggings that had these giant purple butterflies all over them. I used to think they were the coolest thing that ever was. Now I cringe for my younger self. (15)
• 33.) What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy? A one piece swimsuit (16)
• 35.) If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done? Crashed my car (17)
• 37.) What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? Rope, Ice, and an Axe. (18)
• 39.) What are the unwritten rules of where you work? Show up and try, seriously lately that’s the only requirement and they cant even do that. (19)
• 41.) What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of? Having once worked for Walmart, in the stockroom, the video that was going around for awhile of the guy that crashed the whole back room with the forklift always makes me cringe and laugh at the same time (20)
• 42.) If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose? Somewhere in NYC, That place would always have something fascinating to watch (21)
• 43.) What’s the best type of cheese? Aged Cheddar (22)
• 45.) What kind of cult would you like to start? The lets all read books and eat cheesecake cult! (23)
• 46.) In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet? The internet is a dark whole of mystery where you can find anything and everything. (24)
• 49.) What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers? Baldy, The purse woman, The creepy shoe guy, Pillow girl…..Mustache man. Polka dots. I feel like this was mean in retrospect
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• 50.) What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child? Gertrude or Bertha(26)
• 51.) What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? Food Fights, mandatory must hold hands for 24 hours. (27)
• 52.) What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you? …….Scary. That is a scary scary thought. Nobody wants a world full of anxiety ridden scatterbrains. (28)
• 53.) What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen? Tacos. My neighbor named his Tacos. (29)
• 56.) If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be? Unlimited Money, skip the driving, FF through work hours (30)
• 57.) How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 42, because I said so. (31)
• 58.) What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time? Toenails, gross man. (32)
• 59.) Is a hotdog a sandwich? The ultimate question. I say no, the same way cereal is not soup. (33)
• 61.) What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? Caffeine. Could you imagine a world without caffeine? I would physically die. (34)
• 62.) Which body part do you wish you could detach and why? My nose, I have said such more then once. Its annoying when it runs, when its stuffed, when I can’t breath, etc. (35)
• 64.) If you had to give up either brushing your teeth or brushing your hair every day, which one would you choose? Well considering I am bald, I think this is an easy choice (36)
• 65.) What’s invisible but you wish people could see? Intentions, not all thoughts, that would be a bad thing, but I wish people could see the intentions behind people's actions because I think it would clear up a lot of misunderstanding (37)
• 67.) If you were a pair of shoes, what kind of shoes would you be? Slippers, because they are comfortable and for lazing about (38)
• 69.) Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for a day? What is the first thing you would do? My favorite race are the elves, but if I were to be one I would want to be a hobbit. Hobbits are homebodies who live very comfortable lives in very comfortable hobbit holes. The first think I would do, is eat second breakfast. (39)
• 71.) Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? The middle of the woods. We were on a hike and I knew I was never going to make it back to the rest room, so I squatted behind a tree. I ended up with the worst cramp in my leg. My sister loves to say the tree was upset at me (40)
• 74.) In the apocalypse, would you rather tough it alone or try to find a community to live in? Definitely a Community (41)
• 76.) What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? I feel like the purity of Unicorns would help the world, sadly I feel like humans would destroy that as well though. (42)
• 77.) Would you go streaking across the field at a sporting event for a thousand dollars, even if there was a 50/50 chance you could get arrested for indecent exposure? Not for a Thousand no……a million maybe (42)
• 79.) What is your favorite drinking game to play and why? A-hole, because I love card games and this one is particularly fun
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• 80.) If you could have an unlimited storage space full of one thing, what would it be? If you haven’t guessed from earlier answers, Books. All the books. (44)
• 81.) How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? I love it! (45)
• 82.) Do you fold your pizza when you eat it? No, I find this sort of weird behavior. But to each their own you know! (46)
• 83.) If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be? A decorative lamp, maybe even a tiffany’s lamp. Something beautiful that also causes light for people to see by. (47)
• 84.) If you could only eat one food item for the rest of your life, what would it be? Cheese. As much as I love Cheesecake I would never be able to give up cheese. (48)
• 85.) You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue? I don’t think it would be unethical maybe….but something dealing with the human brain. I find the way people think is fascinating. (49)
• 87.) If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? No idea….Creamed Peanuts? (50)
• 88.) If a hacker hacked into your computer and was threatening to release your browser history to your friends and family, how much would you pay them to avoid it? Not much….my computer history is surprisingly boring
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• 94.) If you were a street fighter, what would your theme song be and why? Eye of the Tiger, obviously. Like seriously who wouldn’t pick that
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• 96.) Toilet paper, over or under? Over. There is no other answer you savages! (53)
• 100.) Is cereal soup? Omg I think I answered this earlier, no. No it is not. (54)
• 101.) If over time you replace parts on a car, at what point does it stop being the same car you bought? How many parts do you need to replace to make it a new car? This is an interesting question, I think it still the same car until more parts of the car are new then old. (55)
• 102.) If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them? Mathematics, Psychology, and music. (56)
• 105.) On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? Like 5? They kept us safe, and they were stern when they needed to be but they placed importance in letting us thrive on our own too. (57)
• 106.) Were your parents more or less strict on you than they were your siblings? Moreso, my sister was a brat because they spoiled her a bit. (58)
• 107.) Who was your worst teacher? Why? Mrs.Andres, because she hated me for absolutely no reason. She would do things like drag my desk into the middle of the room and dump it on the floor and tell me to pick it up. (59)
• 108.) Who was your favorite teacher? Why? Mrs. Grady and Mrs. Wendt. Because they recognized that I was smarter then my grade and worked to always make sure I had an environment to learn and thrive in. (60)
• 109.) Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great? A genius, the others could honestly come from genius if you tried. (61)
• 110.) Who are the 3 greatest living musicians? Reba McEntire, Paul McCartney, Mariah Carey (62)
• 111.) What was your favorite toy growing up? My Stuffed Animals (63)
• 112.) Who is a celebrity you admire and why? Tom Hanks, not only can the man do anything when it comes to acting. He never changes, there have been reports that he is the same person he was before becoming famous as he was after. Kind, considerate, loves to help on set. Loves his wife and stood by her when she got sick. And in between his films you never really hear about him causing drama. I also admire Keanu Reeves for similar reasons. (64)
• 113.) What is one animal that you are really afraid of? Not too many, I love animals. But I will have to say Snakes and Spiders. (65)
• 116.) What accomplishment are you most proud of? I learned how to build a wireless network with google and old networking books in order to help my old job because all the network people were fired. (66)
• 117.) Would you rather sweat melted cheese or have snakes for hair? Sweating Melted Cheese could have some fun moments (67)
• 119.) What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been? The top of the Empire State Building at nighttime. It’s a sea of lights. (68)
• 121.) What are your 3 favorite movies? The Shawshank Redemption, The Sound of Music, Beauty and the Beast (69)
• 122.) Would you rather have to eat a bowl full of cricket or a bowl full of worms? Crickets I guess, but you’d probably hear me screech. (70)
• 124.) Which historical figure would you like to be? Queen Elizabeth (71)
• 125.) What’s the right age to get married? I don’t feel like there is a right age. Whenever you meet the right person. (72)
• 126.) Would you rather have a rare disease that makes you always say everything that is on your mind or lose the ability to ever speak again? Loose the ability to speak. Honestly, I don’t talk much anyways. (73)
• 127.) Tell me 3 things you remember about kindergarten. Naptime, My teacher was really nice, we used to always fight over the Clifford dog animal at reading time (74)
• 128.) What paper that you’ve written are you most proud of? I did a very extensive paper on the portrayal of Ugly people being evil and beautiful people being good in media and the effects this has on people in the real world. (75)
• 129.) What would you do if you were invisible for a day? Observe people without being creepy
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• 131.) If you could time travel, where would you go? Victorian England, absolutely. (77)
• 133.) What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint Chocolate Chip (78)
• 134.) Would you rather shoot spaghetti out of your fingers or sneeze meatballs? Ummmm spaghetti I guess, both seem highly impractical
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• 135.) Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? The Past, I’m thinking the future is headed in a scary direction (80)
• 137.) What’s your favorite holiday? Valentine’s Day – How can you not love the holiday of hearts and love! (81)
• 138.) If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? Cheese, Cheesecake, and bread (82)
• 139.) If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Does Anime count? I think I gotta go Studio Ghibli on this one. Either Chihiro or Sophie! (83)
• 140.) Would you rather have x-ray vision or the ability to always know when someone is lying to you? The ability to tell when someone is lying. (84)
• 142.) What’s one choice you really regret? I am not going to go into details here because the truth behind it is depressing and dark. But we’ll just say….the choice to walk away. (85)
• 143.) What’s your favorite childhood book? Early childhood – Minnikin, Midget, and Moppet, Middle Childhood - Little House on the Prairie and Nancy Drew, Late Childhood – Harry Potter (86)
• 144.) What’s a great book you’ve read recently? Game of Thrones (87)
• 145.) Do you feel like a leader or a follower? Either or, depending on the situation and what it needs. I am perfect comfortable stepping up to the plate, but also being a follower if that’s what is needed (88)
• 149.) If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete? Swimming, little known fact I am an excellent swimmer. (89)
• 150.) If you had to live in a different state, what would it be? Hmmm California? (90)
• 151.) What living person, other than family members, do you most admire? My best friend (91)
• 154.) Who is the funniest person you know? My co-worker Andrew, also coincidentally the most frustrating. (92)
• 155.) What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents? My grandfather was one of the most loved people I ever knew. At his wake thousands of people showed up to show respects. I love the fact that his kindness touched so many people (93)
• 157.) Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say? I hold conversations with myself all the time, about anything and everything. (94)
• 158.) When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better? I watch this channel on Youtube that is about two pet otters. I love otters so so much, they just make me happy. (95)
• 160.) What’s your favorite smell in the whole world? I have a few, Libraries – I love the smell of old books. Bleach, and fresh apples. (96)
• 162.) Using one word, how would you describe your family? Crazy (97)
• 163.) Would you rather win an Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel Peace prize? Nobel Peace Prize (98)
• 165.) What’s your favorite season? Springtime, I love new life and flowers. (99)
• 168.) What is the sound you love the most? Thunderstorms (100)
• 169.) What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party? Reba McEntire, Tom Hanks, David Bowie (101)
• 171.) Have you ever accidentally been caught in your birthday suit? These questions man, yes. Yes I have
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• 172.) If you could pick a new first name, what would it be? Moiraine (103)
• 174.) Have you ever noticed that easy open packages are actually pretty hard to open? Yes? Is this really a question it reads rhetorical
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• 175.) What is your favorite movie quote? Frankly Scarlet, I don’t give a damn. (105)
• 176.) If you won a trip to anywhere in the world, where would you take me? Take you?
, I would go to Japan! (106)
• 180.) What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? Ham Sandwich with provolone, Mayo and Mustard, Lettuce and tomato. (107)
• 181.) What’s your dream job? Music Teacher or Broadway Actress (108)
• 182.) Cake or pie? Pie, I don’t like cake (109)
• 187.) Would you rather live somewhere where it is always winter or where it is always summer? Tough question…..Winter I think. I don’t love either though (110)
how cool that you found a woodpecker, you look like you were so close too! and i love your cat's reaction to Yumeh 
like, "nope! not messing with those vibes"
