<_<;;;

Vera's asleep.

I am her alter ego, Erma.

;;;>_>


Honest...

I agree.

Hahaha. But remembering more than one name for the same person is haaaard!

Then consider the possibility that a separate personality might just be another person, and it's easier.

I was bits and pieces at first, but I think I'm finally coming into my own.

True, I only have three people on my friends list, and one is Vera, but I can work on it.

At least everyone can rest assured I won't try to grope them or get them to do sexy chat or anything.

I may not be as funny, but I'm willing to practice.

And I love her, but she needs to rest sometimes. And I like being here sometimes, too.

Ermahgerd, I missed the conversation, and I'm lazy to go back and read, so what are y'all talking about? Do you have split personality disorder?

Oh, I'm totally sane. Nothing wrong with me at all.

Kind of boring, I'm sorry about that, but I can be entertaining if I try.

It just takes practice.

Vera's batshit crazy, but that's okay.

I think of her like a sister, the way I was created to. I just insist on a few Mule's Rights now and then, but that goes with the territory.

Mhmmhm..

*sees a one-word post*

*is vaguely disappointed*

*pulls the ball gag out of Ascadellia's mouth*

Is that better? They don't let you out often either, huh?

Well, I do treat Ghia like a different person.
Alright Erma. I accept your premise.

I'm so confused.

I believe they are talking about mules Cosmic.

Ohhhh, okay >.<;

Yeppers peppers! Cause Erma is Vera's mule. And Ghia is my mule.

Whatever makes sense.

You can pretend I'm role-playing, if it helps.

Then you just have to remember it's in character or whatever.

I just know that Vera wouldn't have microwaved chicken gizzards for dinner like I did.

*makes an awful face*
GIZZARDS?!?! So groooossss! I don't like anything but skeletal muscle.

Ahhh, I see... Well that's less confusing.

Yeah, not the best meal ever, but it was there.

Soy sauce covers a multitude of sins.

Nope. There is no way soy sauce can cover that!

Oh, I covered them in it. Completely.

Anyway, they're gone now, so moving on...

*makes some toast*

I had spaghetti and meatballs!

I should not pay to play chance, right? I paid for a few hands, I didn't realize what I was doing.

I won eight hands before I stopped, is that good?

Well, winning is good! But yeah, I wouldn't pay to play.

Okay, that's what I thought.

Getting people to pay tokens to play it is the sucker part of the game, after luring them with the free hands.

That's kind of like video poker.

*plays it safe and waits for more free hands*

Hahaha. Chance can be a bit of a jerk, but we get along okay.

I think it's fun, it just gives you free hands, and you win them and get points!

I don't know why people would pay tokens to play, if they play to get tokens, though. Then it's even more like video poker, and you can lose all your tokens!

I played video poker some before, and I got in trouble, because it took all the money.