I WANT TO ENTER THE MUSIC PARODY CONTEST!!
Username: Facade
link to lyrics you'll be parodying:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cher/believe.html
Name of song and artist: Believe by Cher
Disclaimer: I've known these lyrics by heart since I was eight; Oh, and by the way... I don't own them... Liek fo serials. I ain't no Cher. D:
Parody lyrics:
No ladder that you can buy,
No shoes that taste like pie
Can make me love glue
I don't care if it's a talking shoe
I bet you're glad that my weave is
A good comparison to Beavis
Yet after the tofu is well-done,
I'm gonna need to bake some buns, Ohhhh
Are you relieved by latex gloves?
I can smell something inside my kitchen
That reminds me of dirty fisticuffs,
Ew!
Are you relieved by latex gloves?
I can smell something inside my kitchen
That reminds me of dirty fisticuffs,
Ew!
Why do you have a tablespoon
When I can give you a bamboon
But I guess you want a cat,
So I sent Zoila in my Cadillac
She'll go get her housekeeper groove on
And hopefully keep on her thong,
But what good will that do
For your little sister Sue? Ohhhh
Are you relieved by latex gloves?
I can smell something inside my kitchen
That reminds me of dirty fisticuffs,
Ew!
Are you relieved by latex gloves?
I can smell something inside my kitchen
That reminds me of dirty fisticuffs,
Ew!