not too much, how are you Mythos?
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Originally Posted by BellyButton
It's all a terrible act, I'm actually struggling not to fall asleep while I wait for the hour to roll over.
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ah, in that case... allow me to go find a joke to make you giggle, if it is a rather old or dry or cheesy joke
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.