And it is an adorable snakey as well. No one ever suspects!

*shivers and backs away*

Nope, snakey owner is immune

Yes!

hummy~~~ what are you scared of? Look! These snakies are sooooo cute <3

i'll admire from afar

I like snakes, even tho they're intimidating.

i was just thinking about Dy

:o What were you thinking about me for?

Username: Dystopia
Pictoral Evidence:
Written Report: Honestly, I've had a pretty boring shift. These humans don't need much encouraging to take a brew from a stunning redhead lass. So I decided to have some fun. You'd be surprised how open to persuasion these creatures are- including this odd one with the big hair. A few drinks and a wink and they're all ears when I say, "I'm sure YouTube would love to see you dancing butt naked on this table..."

let the blackmail commence!

Are you like Indiana Jones with his fear of snakes

yeah i guess i am

Originally Posted by salvete

Username: Salvete
Pictoral evidence
Written Report I am tricking the neighborhood children into hugging my shamrock snakey! Little do they know that its skin exudes a mild tranquilizer fluid that makes them all fall asleep at my feet :o

salvete:
Now this is a very useful thing! To everyone other than the children, anyway

Originally Posted by Dystopia

Username: Dystopia
Pictoral Evidence:
Written Report: Honestly, I've had a pretty boring shift. These humans don't need much encouraging to take a brew from a stunning redhead lass. So I decided to have some fun. You'd be surprised how open to persuasion these creatures are- including this odd one with the big hair. A few drinks and a wink and they're all ears when I say, "I'm sure YouTube would love to see you dancing butt naked on this table..."

Dystopia:
Extra points if this Youtube video ever exists!!

LaVida: Fine, ok. You and Nephila: Team BBQ Just not on my watch, I'm not getting rid of the bones!

Oops, I just realized I posted the link to my avatar...which I changed since my submission.

This was the avatar with the snakey:

Originally Posted by jellysundae

Fine, ok. You and Nephila: Team BBQ Just not on my watch, I'm not getting rid of the bones![/B]

Will do! :D We'll host the best parties ever! XD

thank you, jelly

Thank you jellysundae <3

WHAT ARE YOU THANKING ME FOR, I DID NOTHING NICE!

BE QUIET, GO AND RUN 200 LAPS AROUND THE BARRACKS!

>8(

*Puts bag of burning poo next to Jelly*

Username: Rochiel Silverfire
Pictoral evidence
Written Report Stephenie Meyer has given vampires a bad name for FAR too long! Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to gather up all the copies of the Twilight series I can find and replace the word "vampire" with "carnivorous faerie". I personally think it makes for a much better read, and it'll take those faeries down a few pegs!

xD Do you REALLY want me to post those videoes?

Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire

Username: Rochiel Silverfire
Pictoral evidence
Written Report Stephenie Meyer has given vampires a bad name for FAR too long! Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to gather up all the copies of the Twilight series I can find and replace the word "vampire" with "carnivorous faerie". I personally think it makes for a much better read, and it'll take those faeries down a few pegs!

Rochiel Silverfire:
YES!! I LIKE!!

will we get a countdown, Ma'am

jellysundae:

Bonus Report:

This made sense to him at the time. Probably.

LOL Anna, who is that poor guy? Some random stranger you've been taking pics of?!