I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: No we aren't wanna be children of the corn we are wanna be cupids! Here have some drug laced candy!


I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Did I get you any Valentine's candy? Sure I did. (searches pockets) Here have some strawberry pocky. Oh, wait, your allergic to strawberries....well do you have your EpiPen?


I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Guess what sis?!?! I found a way to send Mom and Dad on that second honeymoon they always wanted to go on. Its super cheap to!


I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Um can you move you hand? No, the other one.


I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: *hiccup* Whata ya mean the ceremony was yesterday? I can't have missed it. I even went the bachelorete party in my dress to make sure I would get there on time this time. Well foo, bring me anything else to drink?


I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Linus finally found the perfect girl. Just make sure to stay upwind.

I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Missing: 50 Little Orphans
Never Mind Who Cares?


I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "You just raped my heart, and you don't have enough respect for me to to let me ride shot gun!?"


I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "I love you so much I will give you a warning..., next time its the stick!"


I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: "When we arrive to Canada its back to square one for us dear."


I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The reason why you dont leave the big sister en charged.


I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: Love should soon if this young lady since she is the only one in the world..... right?


I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Seems like the picnic baskets wasn't enough for Yogi the bear.


I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Even hot heads can find true love.


I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The reason why you use the restroom before you leave the house.


I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Seem like Bubba, and Paul found true love!

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Sakura_Madison


I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is why the orphans are putting fake smiles up, they hate their parents for leaving them behind.


I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The old heart has been taken though hardship and loneliness. He grew old and had nobody to share his heart with someone else.


I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The guy: I found this in our bedroom. I am sure I am not the one that uses this kind of stuff.
The girl: I am sorry to tell you this, but I cheated on you with another man.
The guy: Why would you do something like that to us?
The girl: Because, I do not feel the same as you do. It is over.


I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When people break up with each other, it feels as though we are broken into pieces.


I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The girl is spreading the love, including STDs.


I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Men, they are not hardly around in the most important moments in a woman's life.


I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This what happens when the man does not appear in the alter.


I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This what happens to most relationships that had too much problems.


I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Do not pass out drunk while on a date. Your husband will be on a rage, finding out that you were cheating on him.


I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I have a good hard worker here. He can earn money, have fun, and even more lubb to keeps.

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: pinkii


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I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I told my heart to beat it.

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Lauryn de Vampyre

Now I have a quick question... I was looking through the captions to see what other people wrote, and I noticed under image 4 that my caption for it wasn't put up. I'm just kind of curious why.

I'll check in a second.

Alright. Thanks~

Ah, it looks like you edited your original post after Howdy had updated the entries past that point. We have no way of knowing you did that without going through and checking the whole thread again and making sure each post matches the entries.. :sweat:
I'll add it now and put something in the FAQ asking folks not to do that. :)

Edit: Everything should be updated to this point. Be back in a bit!

I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: HAIKUUUUUTIME ;)
I smell like bad eggs.
But at the end of the day,
This heart makes a home.

Poor homeless dude *sniffle*


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I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption:
Mob Member: "Aww, so cute. Which one yah gettin'?"
Scarface: "Dah one with the cigar."


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I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: White Picket Fence Not Included.

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Leerah


I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: We just had to see the Bermuda Triangle. No harm, you said, it's all an urban legend, you said. If we ever get back, I'm taking the toaster over and the good wine!


I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Hot damn Cletus, he said he'll go all day for 10 simoleons!

I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: You complete me! Now... will you construct me?


I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: You're so sweet it's icky!


I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: I like you so much it feels like my head's about to explode!


I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Bromance makes the world go 'round. Kiss me, bro.

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Death_to_the_reaper

I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Incest: It all starts when you leave your kids at home alone.

I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Who knew time-out could be so fun? For the girl, at least... !


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I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: Waiter: OMG George! She said yes??!!


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I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Redneck: "I'mma win this big bear (the guy~ tralala!) for you, babycakes !"

I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: This boy's a hero. For your Valentines day, he risked cooties.


I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: It took me a while and cost me the shirt off my back, but I finally won the biggest prize of them all. You.

Originally Posted by BellyButton

Ah, it looks like you edited your original post after Howdy had updated the entries past that point. We have no way of knowing you did that without going through and checking the whole thread again and making sure each post matches the entries.. :sweat:
I'll add it now and put something in the FAQ asking folks not to do that. :)

Yeah Mageling! We're not mind readers!

Except me... I am. I'm mind reading your mind right now. And I have to say that i've never mind read such filth. You should be ashamed.

...

:insane:

I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is why they invented the condom and birth control.


I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: LOST: One poor old heart. Still a healthy red, but looks like it's going down hill fast. If found call 555-555-5555.


I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Guy: How can this be positive? I thought you said you were a virgin!
Girl: Well you see baby I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake.
Guy: Jake, you b*tch! It's over.


I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Need the perfect spouse? Then try the new spouse in a box. Assembly required, batteries not included.


I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I don't want to do those things with you. Get away from me you sick woman!


I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: After a whirlwind romance in Vegas you'll end up alone in the gutter.


I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Did someone forget to call the caterers and tell them the weddings off?


I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love kills, that's why I'm content with being single.


I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When a date rape plan goes wrong.
Guy 1: What the? You killed her!
Guy 2: So how much to keep your mouth shut about this?
Guy 1: How about $1000 bucks?


I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: worst date ideas for Valentine's day.
#3 - Going to a carnival full of rednecks.

All entries so far added. ;D

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: blueblackrose

I went to update and realized I had no power. :|

I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: It seems someone took "Broken up" a little too literally...


I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: If I pretend to love you, can I have that purple elephant please?


I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: When love gets a little bit weird, Back Alley-Lovin'.


I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: WHY IS MY SWEET DAUGHTER SLEEPING AT THE TABLE?! DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE!


I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Don't make me bite it off...


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I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: If not adopted soon with be donated to zombie research facilities...


I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: A wedding so bad, they had to burn the chairs...


I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When cooties attack...


I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Ever heard that being in love will make you lose your head? Well sometimes it happens a little more literally...


I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I loved him but he left me for my truck...

Ahhhh, I think that's good for now. <3
Fun, but I'll continue again later.



I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Chunsa-chan


I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption:
Their cheeks are red like roses
Their eyes are blue like violets
The perfect child for us is right
under our noses


I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption:
(Outside of Card)
Things that get my heart racing:
Mob bosses, thugs, vandalism, guns, running from police, heart attacks and...
(Inside)YOU.


I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Cupid thought our love was so strong he brought us an early Valentines gift!

It's a boy!


I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption:
"NEW from IKEA!"
Design your own Significant other!

Start from scratch, or customize your very own lover! Some assembly required. Instruction Manuel on how to handle your new product included. Low prices starting from $19.99&UP.

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: MarzipanFrog

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: The Whitewolf Shaman