Dear Lise, if you could, please ask the spirits if I shall ever find my one true love or stay alone for eternity?
... that sounds somewhat depressing now that I look at that last part, but oh well xD....
*waits eagerly for fortune* :eager:

Originally Posted by salvete

Lise, would you please ask the spirits this: "Will I go shopping with my family this Sunday?"

The spirits say "If you are there, you will know."

Originally Posted by Acobjum

Of the linguistic capabilities of the centurian martian to the mathelogical theologian of philosophic triangular cloud arthropod I ask am I the destroyer?

The spirits say "He who holds weapons in his hands causes disruption. He who holds weapons in his mind causes destruction."

Originally Posted by Codette

Hey Lise! I have another question for the Spirits. Well my boyfriend is hard to shop for and his birthday is coming up, so I was thinking to make his weaponry collection better to buy him a battle-axe, or should I buy him a game that he really really wants but can't get.

The spirits say "If I wanted to go shopping for myself, I would."

Originally Posted by Artsydaze

Please ask the spirits this question on my behalf: "What movie should I watch with my mother on our girl's movie night next week?"

The spirits say "Tears provide twisted comfort."

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

Liseypoo, be a love and ask those silly spirits what they'd like to say to me. :heart:

The spirits say "In order to finish, one must start."

Originally Posted by ~LONGCAT~

Longcat is currently homeless and would like to ask the spirits if a new home is forseeable within the next two weeks?

The spirits say "When the phone rings, don't wait to be asked twice."

Originally Posted by Skrae

Lise,
Skrae respectfully requests that the spirits yield their wisdom on the following: Would it be better to follow money in my profession, or to follow what I think is the best path for myself.

The spirits say "Life is short and valuable."

Originally Posted by Stardragon

Stardragon asks respectively. Should I start using salt in my pool?

The spirits say "The answer lies somewhere under your nose."

Originally Posted by neller

Thank you for the opportunity to see what the spirits say, dear Lise. :)
I look for the spirits' insight about my relationship with my Coco Bear. He's been a little preoccupied lately (by video games and tv and friends) so that I feel a little pushed to the side. :gonk:

The spirits say "Use your inside voice."

Originally Posted by Cora Lorington

my mind and heart are screaming different things right now. May I ask the spirits which pathto follow?

The spirits say "Without taking risks, we would never get hurt, but would we still have fun?"

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

I would be up for a general consultation if you are, Miss Lise.

The spirits say "A new world awaits."

Originally Posted by Elirona

So Lise, can you ask the spirits WHY they loathe clarity? I like clarity a whole lot. :(

The spirits say "Pineapple."

Originally Posted by WherededIGo

One general consultion please :3.

The spirits say "Luck doesn't require luck."

Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus

Lise, I would like to know, are my cats gonna stop peeing on my linens or are they going to become really bad lunch meat? > n>

The spirits say "When I get mad I stomp my feet."

Originally Posted by Clair Voyant

Dear Lise, can you ask the spirits if I will ever find my long lost friend...? I've been searching for him for a long time, and I wonder if I ever will...?

The spirits say "Our hearts are never far from home."

Originally Posted by Ferra

Hey Lise! I'm currently traveling at the moment. Might I encounter any difficulties along my way? Is there anything I should look out for?

The spirits say "Look both ways in both ways."

Originally Posted by LaVida

I'm slightly very nervous about University next year, what do you think a General Consultation might help? >.<

The spirits say "New things do not often come from something old."

Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph

I call upon the spirits and Lise for a general consultation. What does the future have in store?

The spirits say "Time wounds, time heals."

Originally Posted by The_Crow

-walks up very quietly knowing that Lise does not like loud noise. Hir strong aura probably gives hirself away before xe even opens hir mouth to speak...-

Greetings, Lise. It has been a long time. I do have a question for the spirits but it is, a bit complicated so I am thinking of the proper way to reduce it without it losing any of its meaning. In the meanwhile, how have you been? Have you had any insights of your own, or seen or done anything of note on your travels?

-eyes gleam-

I have not left Menewsha recently, I have been quite busy with my store. I must confess that the closest thing to travel that I have done recently is a trip to the docks to receive a shipment.

I trust you are doing well.

Originally Posted by CADFND

I could ask many questions about the universe, life, and the general path that I'm walking down, but I love the uncertainty and somewhat randomness of general consultations and the inspiration that they can bring about. I believe the spirits will tell me what I need to know.
*pauses*
That is, when you and the spirits have time. By all means, I am in no rush. *smiles and sits, patiently waiting*

The spirits say "If you look, you might find it."

Originally Posted by hellrose94

I would like you to do a general consultation for me please :) If you don't mind ^^

The spirits say "Fertilizer is not required to make the grass greener."

Originally Posted by Liztress

May I ask for a general consultation?

The spirits say "The damsel in distress was always capable of escape."

Originally Posted by Ling

Hi Lise, could you please ask the spirits for a general consultation?

The spirits say "No one tells tales of the time they sat at home."

Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire

Will the spirits tell me if I'll find my lost kitty? And if she's okay?

The spirits say "Nothing is gone until you stop looking."

Originally Posted by briannamal

Lise, I would love a general consultation! :D

The spirits say "A lost connection can provide a new beginning."

Originally Posted by lightkanna

Lise, I want to know your opinion on forcing your child to get an education? You know to further the person education and what-not. >>

Are you asking for my own personal opinion or the words of the spirits?

Originally Posted by Mishimomei

What is the best date for a wedding?

The spirits say "Too many dates are hard to remember."

Originally Posted by jupiter

Thank you for lending your talents to the event, Lise, that's incredibly magnanimous of you.
I'd love to hear from you what the universe has to tell me.

The spirits say "The best attention is earned, not stolen."

Originally Posted by xsakurahanax

I love these sorts of things <3 Miss Lise, would be kind enough to offer me a general consultation? o:! I would love to hear it~ :3

The spirits say "The strongest words are the simplest."

Originally Posted by Whimsical Sadist

Dearest Lise is it alright for whenever the spirits are available to give me general consultation?
All my other universal questions can be answered at another time :)

The spirits say "The universe is no match for determination."

Originally Posted by raeofsunshinelove

I would like to know if I will ever meet the one or keep kissing frogs?

The spirits say "Make soup."

Originally Posted by EstoPerpetua

If you would be so kind as to give me a general consultation, it would be greatly appreciated. I crave the spirits' wisdom.

The spirits say "He who breaks the stone has made a mess."

Originally Posted by Aurora Avalon

a general consultation please and thank you

The spirits say "The heart's safest location is in the chest."

Originally Posted by Shishunki

Hi Lise. I would appreciate any guidance that can be given by the spirits.

Is it a good time to get a kitty, or would it better to wait?

The spirits say "Happiness hides for those willing to look."

Originally Posted by fairywaif

Thanks for the consultation last time! I think I understand what it means. I was wondering if you could do a more specific one on what you see for me in the next year? Thanks!

The spirits say "When the time comes, leap."

Originally Posted by CrimsonShadow

Lise-

Could I please get a general consultation form the magical spirits?

The spirits say "Say what you have to say."

Originally Posted by Wulfwynn

I had a dream where there was fish involved, so I avoided it. I thank thee spirits.

Now, I wonder, will I get the job I want this year? ^_^

The spirits say "When it's time, you'll know."

Originally Posted by vgracebutterfly

Oh great Lise and her spirit companions how will this school year go for me?

The spirits say "Don't forget your keys."

Originally Posted by Algas Soleado

Please ask the spirits if, in all their knowledge, they believe 42 is the answer or the question.

The spirits say "Yes."

Originally Posted by Anglie

can I have a general consultation please Lise?

The spirits say "The fisherman without bait catches no fish."

Originally Posted by musikfreakx

Lise, would you please ask the spirits if I will get leads in the plays I am doing this year in advanced drama??

The spirits say "A stage is a chance to shine."

Originally Posted by PapillonCameo

Lise, it would be wonderful if you asked what my year is going to be like.

The spirits say "Black cats are only bad luck if you are allergic."

Originally Posted by ChiNoMizuumi

Dear Lise, if you could, please ask the spirits if I shall ever find my one true love or stay alone for eternity?
... that sounds somewhat depressing now that I look at that last part, but oh well xD....
*waits eagerly for fortune* :eager:

The spirits say "No one is ever alone."

Overall, I am doing well, in fact much better than when we have crossed pathis in the past, Lise: I hope that you have found some amusement and diversion despite your stressful workload.

I have a question for the Spirits:
I am sure that the unseen is aware that I have a peculiar relationship with one individual. We're both well spoken, well-read, have generally high integrity and moral codes, study (different) martial arts... and we have been very close and have had and can still have very very passionate feelings for each other. However we also break apart very frequently and turbulently, and sometimes have not spoken for months. I let my guard down to this person and they shattered it, self confessing to "ditching and disappearing" on me. Is this person that I have such a unique chemistry with worth fighting for? Or have they caused me so much pain I need to finally let them out of my life once and for all? Or anything in-between?

My question is will I be one of the best game designers?

i would like to know how i can gain better control over my magick.

Please and thank you :]

Thank you for your services, Lise!

I have no choice but to seek the spirit's guidance in this.
I am scheduled to face a powerful adversary.
What advice can they give me to increase my chances of victory?
I thank you for contacting them in my favor.

General Consultation please :)

Ah, you're consulting for us again. What a delight! I have not been around Menewsha much of late, but I hope you have been well, Lise. The heat has been sweltering recently on my end (even my chewing gum is melting). Hopefully, you've seen better weather.

As for the day's question... Hm, perhaps a consultation on the matter of career prospects is pertinent. Thank you for sharing your talents, Lise, and maybe I'll be around to cross paths with you more often next year. =)

Lise, how did I go in my exams? :cry:

Zig has never had a reading done... *Fidgets nervously*

May you kindly ask the spirits to give me a general consultation, Lise?

Originally Posted by Lise

The spirits say "Tears provide twisted comfort."

I see! Thank you, Lise, and could you please thank the spirits for me, too? Thanks!

:') Well, it's nice that it's not discouraging news from the spirits. Not far from home... good to know. ^_^ Thank you, Lise. Thank the spirits for me, too.

Hello Lise. I would like to hear what the spirits have to say. Could you ask for a general consultation on my behest, please?

Lise, am I doing the right thing?

Can you consult the spirits about the mess they left in my bed room?

Lise, could you ask the spirits about the new EI for me, please?

Please consult the spirits about what I can do if badly photoshopped .gif birds attack me other than wave a coat hanger at them?

Thanks very much for your last consultation Lise!

Now I ask, will I be lucky in love?

Originally Posted by Lise

The spirits say "Don't forget your keys."

But I don't drive!

Thanks Lise! You are the coolest. And sorry for hitting you with that cheesecake... I didn't want to!

Originally Posted by vgracebutterfly

But I don't drive!

maybe your house keys? or maybe you'll get a car this year!

Originally Posted by Lise

The spirits say "The damsel in distress was always capable of escape."

Thank you, Lise. And thank the spirits for me. This advice actually does help with an issue I've been dealing with.

If it pleases the Spirits, I ask a riddle. What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, but yet never in ten thousand years?

They needn't answer if they do not know. :)

Originally Posted by Lise

The spirits say "Look both ways next time."

Seems like... I've been hit by a van! :shock: