Onto the man-eating potato to

ride into the sunset. Suddenly

the sunset opened

O_o

to reveal a tie dye portal!

It lead to an alternate

supply of rainbow cake and

bread-an-butterflies roamed free

to wreck havoc on

the fairy shrimps of the

glittering sea of peeblos

It was a shocking sight

and it drew the attention

of the local newspaper.

A public outcry for more

movies about the rising

cost of chocolate chips

was heard across the land.

All bakers of the kingdom

were summoned to

the gingerbread castle at

the corner of 279th Street.

There a unicorn were waiting

to interview the

...This is making no sense. I think this was the goal...

unidentified flying cupcakes, because