From "The Fifth Element"

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader.
Aknot: One more shot, and we start killing hostages!
Korben Dallas: That's the leader.
Aknot: Send someone to negotiate.
Fog: [as Dallas looks at him] Uh, I-I've never negotiated before.
Korben Dallas: Do you mind if I try?
Fog: No, sure, sure, sure.
[shouts]
Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
[Corben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening]
Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate?
Fog: Wh-where did he learn to n-negotiate like that?
President Lindberg: [looking at General Munro] I wonder.

One of my favorite movies. :)

From Dogma

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

From Horton hears a who!

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

From Brokeback Mountain

Jack Twist: I wish I knew how to quit you.

You knew that last one was coming sooner or later! xD

"Stay where you're supposed to be, in my memories" -Cloud Strife
"You're wrong, I'll never be a memory" -Sephiroth
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

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"Your wife left you. Your best friend is dead. You sound like an old country song. If you had a dog, he'd be run over by now."

"When the heck did we get old?"
"Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya know what though? I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now; its 'cause I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've laid under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, 'cause I drank and I smoked. I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way thorough a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned."

-The Guardian

"Harold! What is a giant anaconda doing in our kitchen?!"
"...Pretty much whatever he wants, I'm thinkin'."

- The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
...Okay, so that wasn't technically from a movie. :sweat:

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use those words as the backbone as a lifetime spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Character: Col. Nathan R. Jessep
Movie: A Few Good Men

(In the interesting trivia department, I actually typed that all from memory. :))

This might be already on here but...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't belive,
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched C-Beams, Glitter in the dark near the tenhauser gate
all those moments, will be lost....in time
like, tears in the rain...Time to die...."

Roy Batty. Blade Runner

Your Mother is a hampster and your father smelt of Elderberrys!

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One of my favorite movie quotes is from The Princess Bride.

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepared to die."

"As you wish."

"I'm on the Brute Squad."
Miracle Max: "You are the Brute Squad."

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
-Princess Bride

This can't be the worst thing you've caught me doing.
-Iron Man

You tell those spiders, Ron.
-Harry Potter.

Curiosity often leads to trouble.
-Alice in Wonderland

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Mr. Garrison- I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"

I was watching the South Park movie all the way through *only seen it partially on Comedy Central* and fell over when I heard that. I was laughing so hard because it was hilarious! I didn't expect to hear a line that could potentially make anyone laugh without the need of an odd sense of humor like mine. >w< So it's my favorite phrase right now.

"On the outside, I was an honest man: straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook." -- Andy from Shawshank

Note, I've always wished that a lover would utter the following from The Heathers:

"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie."

From The 10th Kingdom, when the trolls get trapped in the elevator. One is convinced that "the witch" trapped them in a matchbox. The other responds...

Bluebell: You idiot. How can we be in a matchbox?... Where are all the matches!?"

Another from the trolls, when they attempt to explain a radio that they found while expoloring the mysterious "10th Kingdom":

It tells of a mysterious fever... which only strikes on Saturdays...

More from the same movie.

Tony: All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh?
Frog: Get your hands off me!
Tony: What does that achieve?!?

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Tony: It's no use, the man is a complete idiot.
Village Idiot: If only. Now my father, he was a *complete* idiot. I'm still a half-wit.

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Dr. Horowitz: Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind.
Wolf: Oh, yeah! Oh, a game. Yeah.
Dr. Horowitz: Here we go. Home.
Wolf: Cooking.
Dr. Horowitz: Coward.
Wolf: Chicken!
Dr. Horowitz: Wedding.
Wolf: Cake.
Dr. Horowitz: Dead.
Wolf: Meat.
Dr. Horowitz: Sensual.
Wolf: Ooh, appetite.
Dr. Horowitz: Love.
Wolf: Oh! To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?

@Buttferflysoul89: I simply adore that Labyrinth quote. And every time Jareth says it, I usually end up squeaking, "Promise?" in the general direction of the T.v.

Nobody move!...I've dropped me brain!

Pirates of course.

Oh and Die Hard 4.0

Warlock: Why'd you bring a cop into my command center?
McClane:Command center? [laughs] It's a basement!

I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"

[Lucy McClane has just shot Emerson, Gabriel's henchman, in the foot with his own gun]
Thomas Gabriel: [to Emerson] Jesus Christ! You've got her?
[Emerson nods yes]
Thomas Gabriel: You're sure?

And my absolute fav from the whole film.

Mai? Oh yeah, little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's going to be talking to anyone for a very long time. Last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

"Anyone wanna see my ping pong trick?"

- Wynona Rider (South Park Movie)

(Incidentally, if you don't know what that is, and you've never seen it, be VERY happy. *scrubs brain with soap*)

Narrator: Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?"
[scenes of various orgasms taking place]
Amélie: Fifteen.

I love that part or

Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris fili ...et spiritus sancti.

Tha Labyrinth:
Mr worm-

Come inside and Have a Nice cup of tea.

Love that wormy,
he is God.

Tony Stark-Peace is having a bigger stick than the other guys.
-Iron Man

Tony Stark-People say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the one you only have to fire once. Thats the way Dad did it. Thats how america does it. And its worked pretty well so far.

Iron mans the best movie ever!!

"My feet are cold"

[-Some guy from Rescue Dawn

I dunno his name.

But I love that movie. ♥

WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST!?

LOL i absolutely LOVE this quote said by pippin I the lord of the rings, the fellowship of the ring. It was so funny when he said it, when i first heard it I didn't understand why he would ask such a unusal question =3

i loved

"im the juggenut bitch!"

from X-Men 3 and

"Where's all the rum gone?"

from POTC 1 and a few others i can't rememer^^

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

From the Princess Pride and it's quite obviously Inigo Montoya.

From the Fifth element:
LOC RHOD: Korben Dallas! Here he is The most hated man in the universe. The one and only winner of the Gemini Croquette contest! Start melting ladies, the boy is fuel on fire. The boy is hotter than hot, he's hot hot hot!

along with:

Leeloo: Multipass.

and

Leeloo: Domo danko.

XD big Fifth Element dork ^^;
and on a last note:

Cornelius: What are you doing?!?!
Korben: Saving your ass so you can save the world.
Cornelius: Oh..

XD

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo

I know, lots of people have said it already, but it's an epic! EPIC!

"All babies want to be borned!"
-That pro-lifer from Juno

Juno is just so quotable. xD

"You know what happens to people who carry knives? THEY GET SHOT!"
-Some chick from Death Proof

And I have a ton of other House-Isms that I love... my personal favorite being:
"You're... reading a comic book."
"And you're intentionally drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut blouse.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm just competitive by nature."
-Teh almighty Dr. House

I spout that one off all the time. ;)

I'd like ta kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. ~ Bette Davis as Madge in Cabin In The Cotton, 1932

Now that's a good quote! ;)

My favorite quote is:

Why is the rum always gone
- from Pirates of the Caribean 2

At present, at least, I would say:

From Casablanca

Captain Renault: I'm only a poor corrupt official.

Although pretty much all of Renault's lines are awesome!