"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever get"

I love you Angel. Rest in peace.

"We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of the dreams"

Willy Wonka (old movie)

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart."

Ashley J. "Ash" Williams - Evil Dead series.

"Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can. "

John McClane while crawling though a ventilation shaft - Die Hard 2.

Sorry that my second quote has a lot of swearing...

Joe saw Olivia leaving Fin's place.

Joe: Hey, listen. If you guys do something later, can I join you?
Fin: We're not gonna do something.
Joe: No, I know, but if you do, can I join you?
Fin: We're not gonna do something later.
Joe: OK, but if you do?
Fin: OK.
Joe: Cool.

Joe convinced Fin to sit with him, while they read.

Fin: You said you weren't going to talk to me if I sat here, Joe.
Joe: I haven't said anything in, like, twenty minutes.
-Fin checks his pocket watch.-
Fin: Nine.
Joe: You timed me?
Fin: Mhmm.
Joe: That's cold, bro.

Both are from The Station Agent.

"TOTO, I'VE GOT A FEELING WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE"

The Wizard of Oz A classic i actually enjoy watching numerous times growing up!

James Bond:

It's Bond, James Bond

:rofl: I love it

Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

Classic. 'specially that last sentence of course.

From Who Framed Roger Rabbit obviously.

Juno: Hey Su Chin!

Su Chin: Oh hi Juno. How are you?

Juno: You know, pretty solid! So have you started on that paper for Wart's class yet?

Su Chin: No, I tried to work on ot a little last night but I couldn't concentrate.

Juno: Well I can sell you some of my Aderale. If you want.

Su Chin: No thanks. I'm off pills.

Juno: Thats a wise choice. Because I like knew this girl who had like this crazy freak out from taking too many behavirol meds at once. And she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale mall and was like, "Blah I am a krackin from the sea!"

Su Chin: I heard that was you.

Juno: Well it was good seeing you Su Chin.

edit: (by Kin) You must quote spoonfed questions and other pasted material.

From The Bucket List

"Find the one joy in your life"

From Spaceballs, obviously...lol

Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.

I :heart: Edwards Scissorhands

Bill: So Edward, did you have a productive day?
Edward: Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be.
[turns to Peg]
Edward: You could have a cosmetics counter.
Peg Boggs: Oh, wouldn't that be great!
Bill: Great.
Edward: And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.

Peg Boggs: Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I'm as harmless as cherry pie...
[sees Edward come toward her]
Peg Boggs: Oh - I can see that I've disturbed you. I'll just be going now...
Edward: Don't go.
Peg Boggs: [sees his scissor hands] Oh, my. What happened to you?
Edward: I'm not finished.

Drop Dead Fred

Fred: Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred.
Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?

Dogma

Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.
Bethany: What's the fine print?
Metatron: [mumbling into glass] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingalle xistence.
Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.

Dogma

Metatron: Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.

Here are a few of mine that I havn't seen mentioned already. =3

Thats it! I have had it with these Mother****ing snakes, on this Mother****ing plane!

~Snakes on a plane. Classic line that will live on in history. XD

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

~Monty Pythons Life of Brian. Serprized no one mentioned this before.

Life... Don't talk to me about life!

~Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

I'll post more soon. :)

From Dr Strangelove:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

And from Army of Darkness:

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

Dear Frankie;

Lizzie: Who the hell do you think you are? Who gave you the right to come in here and behave like this?

The Stranger: You did.

Brokeback Mountain (I know it's already been quoted, but it's so awesome, it deserves to be quoted again xD);

Jack: I wish I knew how to quit you.

and

Ennis: If you can't fix it, Jack, you gotta stand it.

And my new favourite, The Dark Knight;

Joker: Why so serious?

King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Brian: "Have I got a big nose, Mum?"
Mum: "Stop thinking about sex!"

From Life of Brian

Chenille: You can't help who you love, Derek, you're not supposed to.

From Save the Last Dance

Juno: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?

From Juno, obviously ^^

Richard Morgan: What is it with reporters? You take one person's tragedy and force the world to experience it... spread it like sickness.

From The Ring

Micky Rosa: Hey! You steal The Bible, you go to Hell. Those are the rules.
Choi: Like I'm not going, anyway.

Yesterday is history and tomorrow is a mystery.

Both from 21

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

From Donnie Darko. Smurfs always remind me of this movie, now...

Maureen: There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!

From RENT

Sweeney: Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief. For the rest of us death will be a relief. We all deserve to die!

From Sweeney Todd

Maudeline Everglot: Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

From The Corpse Bride

Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.

From The Blues Brothers

Wil: One billion Chinese people, two degrees of separation.

From Saving Face

Hannibal: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

From Silence of the Lambs

Narrator: Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.

From Matilda

Doris Jenkins: If God had wanted man and a woman to be together, he would have made women like football!

From Almost Normal

Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

From Finding Nemo

Norma Bates: No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing some young girl in for supper! By candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap, erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds!

From Psycho

._. Sorry it's so many...I watch a lot of movies.

"And I'll have the power to get rid of you"

~Jasmine(Wait really Iago) Aladdin

"Be a man! Rub some dirt on it!"

^Not sure if...that is even the right quote...or if i am making it up xD
bleh can't remember anything now. But Disney movie's always have fun quotes

Care of my brother:

The difference between you and me is I make this look good.

Agent J (Will Smith) to Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) in Men in Black

^ Will Smith FTW. Love the part where he is smashing the cockroaches can't remember that exact quote

Not my all time favorite, but the newest to my list.

"Why so serious?"
~Joker, Batman the Dark Knight.

hmmm these are all that come to my mind at the moment

Juno ~love this movie

Mac MacGuff: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.

Bren: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners!
Juno MacGuff: WHOA DREAM BIG!
Bren: Oh, go fly a kite!

*all i can think of at the moment, but there are tons more*

The Dark Knight ~ gotta love the joker

The Joker: Why so serious?
I want...I want my phone call. I want my phone call.

Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepared to die.

Princess Bride

Juno: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?

Mac MacGuff: Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!

Juno, You gotta love that movie.

I would've dropped you both, freaks

Riley, National Treasure

I know I have more, but these are the only ones I'm thinking of.

at the moment, because i just saw the movie batman: the dark night -

"Why so serious?!" is my favourite movie quote

Every story has an end, but in life, every ending is just a new beginning.

Ray from Uptown Girls

That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone, and everything around becomes hazy, and the only thin in focus is you and this person, and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment, you get this amazing gift, and you want to laugh, and you want to cry, because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time.

Josie from Never Been Kissed

Ah, let me add a favorite from the movie "Old School".

"Honey, you think KFC is still open?" - Frank