Such a girl for tweezing. Pretty sure this means you need to surrender your main card, which makes you the woman in your relationship with Bubba in the prison. Better watch out. I hear catching is worse than pitching.

Originally Posted by Queen_Andais

Such a girl for tweezing. Pretty sure this means you need to surrender your main card, which makes you the woman in your relationship with Bubba in the prison. Better watch out. I hear catching is worse than pitching.

If I didn't tweeze, all the girls would be running from the sight of me.
Right now the girls just walk.

Well that's kind of sad. Why would they walk away from you? You're personality is damn near spot on perfect, the sarcasm, humor, cheery disposition... girls are idiots. And for the record, I am not running or walking, but then again, I am married. Whole other ball of wax right there.

OMG, today was a total slacker day for me...I've managed to make one thousand gold in posting. That's a bit crazy for me.

Are we talking about girls or women

because if we're talking about girls then it would be good to run away from stranger danger

I just make funnies here. I don't actually frighten away females. It's ok. Do not be alarmed.

I was also making funnies :D

Originally Posted by salvete

I was also making funnies :D

No, you weren't. You were completely serious.

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

No, you weren't. You were completely serious.

I was?! How would you know?!

Originally Posted by salvete

I was?! How would you know?!

Because with the purchase of the Omniscient Eye, I will know.

Yikes that was a smart purchase then

Originally Posted by salvete

Yikes that was a smart purchase then

Look at you. Almost up to a thousand gold.

All the gold I make is going into trades so it won't be for long!

Originally Posted by salvete

All the gold I make is going into trades so it won't be for long!

You be broke again, salvete. But I bought you an Afrodonkey to keep you company during your time of gold despair.

Look at this cutie sitting at my feet

Originally Posted by salvete

Look at this cutie sitting at my feet

Very nice! Can you believe he is so misunderstood?

He's pretty cute in plushie form

I see you have more green now! and you have a wonderful heart of gold

also on your hat

Mr. Wrong has a heart?

yes don't you see it

Like I'm the lion from the Wizard of Oz.

it's on his head instead of where hearts usually are

Placement is everything.

As they say... location location location!

Speaking of location, I do wonder why the artiste who pixelfied the rainbow I am utilizing located the rainbow where he or she did. Indeed, one of life's many and deep contemplations.

But who wouldn't want to be farting out a rainbow

And now I am wondering what that item is called

Knock offs? I demand a refund! I thought i was buying the legit thing! Weeeh! :P