This is a word game - or, more specifically, a story game.

In this game, you act as a Holiday Elf trying to find someone who would like the gift.

How It Works:

• Someone will mention an odd gift.
• You will say who would like it.
• Then mention the next odd gift.

For example:
Elf Susie notices that there is a boa constrictor on the conveyor belt.
Elf Jack decides that a snake dancer would enjoy the boa constrictor and wraps it up.
Elf Jack notices that there is a ticking time bomb on the conveyor belt.
Elf Sam decides that a super villain would enjoy the ticking time bomb and wraps it up.
Elf Sam notices that there is a over-sized pet rock on the conveyor belt.
Elf Taylor decides that rock garden enthusiast would enjoy the pet rock and wraps it up.
etc.

Tips:
-Have fun with it! Give us something weird or funny!
-Feel free to use this as an excuse to write a few lines about working as a holiday elf (but please make clear what the next item on the conveyor belt is!)
-Please don't post back to back unless it's been more than 24 hours since your last post and no one else has said something!

The next item on the conveyor belt is:
a scarf that's 26 feet long.

Elf Dystopia decides that the Fourth Doctor would enjoy the scarf and wraps it up. :3

There is a giant armadillo on the conveyer belt! Now how did that get there?

Elf Bearzy thinks that the Andean Lute players would like a giant armadillo and wraps it up!

They then realise that following the armadillo is a curiously shaped hat.

Elf CK spies the curiously shaped hat and decides many Menewshans would like it. 8D She wraps it up and tries sending it to Lance. :B ... And waits. :B

While she's distracted with staring down Lance, a red Solo cup of eggnog appears on the conveyor belt.

ELF DYSTOPIA IS VERY ALARMED AND HIDES THE ARMADILLO IN ANOTHER ROOM. D8

Elf Dystopia thinks the curiously shaped hat would make a great person for Frank, her friend who collects funny hats, and wraps it up~

Behind the curiously shaped hat, is a giant ball of rubber bands!

EDIT:

Oops!

Elf Dystopia thinks that the solo cup of eggnog would make a great gift for Jelly. She asks another elf to hand-deliver it so it doesn't spill everywhere.

Following the cup of eggnog was a giant ball made of rubber bands! :3

(Elf CK ninja'd Anna! :o )

Elf CK decided the giant ball of rubber bands would make a great toy for her niece and tucks it away in a box big enough to hold it to wait for Christmas. :3

Following the ball of rubber bands, the conveyor belt spits out a half-empty jar of Mt. Olive Mild Banana Pepper Rings.

Elf Seito decides the producers of Chopped would enjoy an half-empty jar of Mt. Olive Mild Banana Pepper Rings.

A snowman cookie comes out next on the conveyor belt!

Elf Dystopia is horrified by the jar, but decides it would make a great gift for a chef who enjoys a challenge. She wraps it up and hopes to see it on Hell's Kitchen the following week.

While she is distracted by thoughts of food, the conveyer belt brings out a first aid kit!

EDIT:

D: Ninja'd again!

Elf Dystopia decides that the snowman cookie would be a great gift for her stomach. She eats it without bothering to wrap it.

While she looks around to make sure no one saw her, the conveyer belt brings out a first aid kid!

Elf Mythos decides that she would like the cookie- but decides against it after what happened last year when she went on a cookie binge... In her stead she decides that Cookie Monster would enjoy the cookie and wraps it up!

Out of the corner of her eye she notices a METAL metal rocking horse (with flame thrower action) blazing down the conveyor belt!

Ninjas everywhere! :O

Elf Mythos spies the first aid kit coming down the conveyor and squirrels it away for Bad Luck Brian this year.

[Out of the corner of her eye she sees a METAL metal rocking horse (with flame thrower action) blazing down the conveyor belt!]

Elf SZP decides that she would like the cookie so she stuffs it in her mouth, hastily wipes the crumbs away and begins to whistle.
A giant beach ball comes out next on the conveyor belt!

Elf Seito has no idea what an first aid kid is but hey a doctor somewhere must want to adopt right?

After deciding the metal flamethrower rocking horse is too dangerous to kids, Elf Seito gifts it to Container Shopping Mall to match their flaming pray mantis.

Elf Seito takes the beach ball for herself because BEACH PARTY!

Out next comes a jar of cranes!

Elf Dystopia panics because there seems to be a backup of items on the conveyer belt! But powered by sugar, she swiftly decides that the METAL metal rocking horse would be a great opening act for Metallica and wraps it up. Then she decides that the giant beach ball would make a great present for an elementary school classroom and wraps it up, too!

While she checks the tags to make sure that the two items are most definitely not mixed up and delivered to the wrong places, a giant pig statue appears on the conveyer belt!

Elf CK gapes at the chaos with the conveyor belt a moment before realizing it's her turn.

Hurriedly, she takes the giant pig statue and sends it quickly off to Pink Floyd in hopes they can make use of it.

While she's busy with that, a zipper bag made out of a rainbow comes down the conveyor belt.

Elf Seito ponders the sheer logic behind how a zipper bag could be made out of rainbows before chalking it up to magic and decides the ponies of My Little Pony universe would use it.

Next out is a pair of mittens!

CK takes up the mittens and delivers them to the poor little kittens who lost them!

The conveyor belt spits out a pair of comically large boxing gloves.

Elf Seito stops to shudders at the very thought of Master Hand getting these. No... No... must find someone else. Large Boxing Gloves can go to the Acme Company of Looney Tunes.

Out comes a bed and pillow.

Elf CK knows that Seito is going to sleep, and so sends Seito the bed and pillow!

The conveyor belt sends out a pretty box with chime balls in it.

Elf Dystopia thinks the chime bells would be great for physical therapy! She wraps them up to be sent to a hospital for its patients~

Behind the chime balls was hiding a bright orange boomerang!

Elf CK picked up the orange boomerang and thought some California fitness fad follower would enjoy it, so she sends it along and hopes it doesn't bean too many innocent bystanders.

Behind the boomerang, the conveyor belt produces a baby grand piano. In sparkly pink.

Elf Belly knows just the person for the sparkly pink baby grand piano - that slacker Elf Elton who spends more time humming than working! He probably doesn't deserve it, but it's Christmas so what the heck.

The next item on the conveyor belt looks like.. a huge jar of buttons?

Elf Bearzy thinks they know some dollmakers that would love some extra buttons! They wrap them up and send them off!

The next thing along... is that a poo?

Elf MARQ is grossed out, but knows Mr. Hanky would want poo and meticulously wraps it up using 4 pairs of gloves.

The next thing along is....ghost pepper hot sauce!?!?!?

Elf Elirona remembers those funny videos he saw on the internet of some idiots eating hot peppers and hot sauce, then reviewing video games. He figures that this would be a good gift for them, and wraps it up.
The next item on the conveyor belt is... a creepy spinning clown on a ball piggy bank.

Elf Lina decides that CaptainHowdy would enjoy the creepy spinning clown on a ball piggy bank and wraps it up.

The next item to come down is...an upside-down pineapple cake? O: