Knerd Can't Draw

That's right folks - Knerd can't draw, not even a stick figure.

Her portraits look like something scrawled by a two-year old monkey on Ritalin.
Her sketches strangely resemble a bucket of paint thrown onto the highway on a rainy day while semi trucks speed by.
Her caricatures can best be described as avant garde-cubist-surrealist-symbolist-folk-funerary-pittura infamante works of interpretive dance.
Her paintings...well, you get the point. Knerd can't draw.

So will you draw for me?

The Basics

I've recently decided that it's time for me to start commissioning art. I love receiving art during Menewsha's events, so why not buy myself some all year round?

Simple Rules:
- Please follow Mene's TOS and Site Rules.
- I might decline your offer, but I promise that it is nothing personal.
- I can pay in both gold and items, whatever is preferable and available.
- Chibis, Sketches, Headshots, Full body Shots - I love it all. Feel free to offer whatever you can draw best.


If you would like to draw me some art, I ask that you post some examples (or link me to some examples) of what art you are willing to do, state how long it may take you to complete the art, and state your price. I'm sure that we can come to some understanding about all of this. I might try to negotiate with you, but I'll do my best to come to an end decision that leaves all of us happy. :yes:

The Requests


Menewsha Avatars:






Feel free to remove small details if they are too much of a hassle for you. I won't hate you for not using each tiny individual detail.

Current Funds

50,000+ Gold

Recent Art Received

Good luck Knerd! :D

Thanks!

With any luck, I'll get some pretties soon.

Oooo, your avatars are really pretty... I'd love to draw for you! ^_^
Uhm! Here's some examples from my DA:

Random sketches w/ splashy color - http://caffeinemancer.deviantart.com...Dump-102924169
Colored Chibis - http://caffeinemancer.deviantart.com...nner-102553029
Plain sketch w/color - http://caffeinemancer.deviantart.com...rkey-106992200
Detailed Color - http://caffeinemancer.deviantart.com...tice-115540643
Detailed Color 2 - http://caffeinemancer.deviantart.com...ce-2-115647061

Chibis and busts end up getting done faster - a couple days at most, when I get a chance to sit down and work on them. The more detailed stuff takes a little longer, but I won't keep you waiting for longer than 2 weeks on anything.

As for pricing... I have no idea what my stuff is worth. ^^; Whatever you're willing to give this poor, broke little noob will be just peachy! lol =D

I would like to draw for you ^.^
Here are some samples: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...09100331PM.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cture016-2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cture015-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Picture088.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Picture087.jpg

I work for tips basically. I will accept any amount of payment though I do prefere pure to items.

It usually takes me no longer then one week per commission but I do have one I am currently working on so it may take me as long as two weeks.

Hooray, two posts all in the same day!

@Café
So pretty! Would you mind drawing me a plain sketch w/color from the waist up? For about 400g or so?

And don't worry about time - I'll be hanging around here for quite a while. :XD


@Cora Lorington
I'm afraid that I can't see any of your art. Those links just bring me to the main Photobucket page. Could you try posting them again? You should be able to use the direct link.

Oh dear, I am terribly sorry. I will go get them at once ^.^ Hopefully these will work.


This is my newest
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...09100331PM.jpg

These Are older but still my work:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cture016-2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cture015-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Picture087.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Picture088.jpg

That works for me! ^_^ I'll get right to it! *rolls up sleeves!*

Awesome Café! It's a deal. The gold is your's once you post either a WIP or the final product, your choice. :yes:

@Cora
Aw, those are sweet. Would you draw me a simple full body for 200g, pretty please?

Waist Sketch : ★ - I can do Head shots / Waist, but my Ability to draw full body shots suck. Since I can't draw bare feet or some types of shoe designs..
Bust CG : ☆ - ignore the horrible background. >__< I only have 1 CG example since I'm too much of a lazy bum to finish my other pieces.

And My Gallery.. Here
And Here for Semi-Chibi pieces of work.

The price doesn't really matter [As long as it's fair of course], though my CG work takes alot more time. P:

I'd say the time it'd take would be 2 - 4 days? Only when I'm busy. But when I have lots of free time, I'd say 1 - 2 days.

A bust CG would be lovely. :yes:
Would 250g sound fair?

Yep. Sounds fair enough. : D

I can do that yup yup ^.^

Great!

Thanks guys.

-Cough- I finished. P:
I have way too much time on my hands.. xD

Click

Ah, that was so fast! I didn't expect anyone to come back so soon.

Thank you! She's adorable.

Hiya, not sure if you remember me, but I'm back. I'd love to do the first avatar you have, but if you'd prefer a different one, just let me know. For samples here is my dA.

Prices:

Non-Colored:
Headshot- 100 gold
Shoulder- 150 gold
Bust- 200 gold
Waist- 250 gold
Knee- 300 gold
Full- 350 gold

Colored:
Headshot- 200 gold
Shoulder- 300 gold
Bust- 400 gold
Waist- 500 gold
Knee- 600 gold
Full- 700 gold


If you'd prefer to pay in items, the sets I am interested in are the Celes Paradi 2008 Sets, the Festival of Winter Nights 2007 Set, and the Phoenix Jubilee 2008 Sets. I'm sure we can work something out.

You're welcome Knerd. : D

@Unumei
How about a colored head shot? I would really love that.

And feel free to choose any of my avatars. I'm not picky about which one gets art - It's all up to you. :yes:

Alright, and did you want that traditionally/marker colored, or photoshop?

How about photoshop?