OK
Lucky Duck: HERE IS MY ZOMBIE ADMISSION FOR THE CONTEST!!
ok so this one has a story!
a wealthy pirate queen and her men got shipwrecked on a mostly barren island
all the men had died around the pirate queen until she was the last one standing
refusing to eat her men, although quite tempting, she died of starvation
unknown to the pirate queen and her men, there were a few other residents on the island:
a witch doctor and few followers who survived off eating energies out of living things (plants, trees, bugs, etc.)
so the witch doctor saw the dead pirate queen laying on the shallow graves of her many men
and decided to bring her back to live... with a catch
the pirate queen became a mindless zombie minion to the witch doctor...
after she dug up and gobbled the remains of her men of course!
i guess loyalty flies out the window when you are a zombie ;)