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Old 02-13-2016, 10:02 PM

LOL I love these love letters, Captain Howdy!!

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:03 PM





Dear Fuu-Chan:,

I know we haven't been chatting that long, but I want you to know that I love you from the bottom of my eyes. I remember meeting you at the restaurant. Boy, was I tongue tied. All I could manage to say was, "Ready Set Go!" So embarrassing. But from the moment I first met you, I knew that I wanted you in my artwork, whether as a friend or as a portrait.

Every night I enjoyed, hoping i'd find someone like you. And now my dreams have come true. I can't promise the road ahead won't be an artistic one. We may sew and might play, but I will always stay true to you.

When I jump, you're there to watch my shows. And when I study, you study with me. You're always there for me, and my wish is to always be there for you.

Quickly yours,
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Old 02-13-2016, 10:09 PM




Dear hummy:,

I still remember the first time I hopped eyes on you. It was at McDonalds, and you appeared like a pillow from heaven. The very first thing I noticed was your cheerful face, and your lovely lavender cheekbones.

You were so perfect. Time stood still. I even heard 'What Do You Mean' playing in the background. Since that day, I admit i've had a sleepy puppy on you.

It's true that we don't know each other so well, but will you take a chance on getting to know me? Meet me on Thanksgiving at 1,000,000 o'clock, behind the old wallet. I'll be wearing a teal skirt and a smile.

Couches and kisses,
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Old 02-13-2016, 10:13 PM

I'm dying reading these

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:15 PM




My beloved salvete:,

Ever since I first laid stapes on you I was certain that I would never again see something as salty.

Your Paris and Julio Iglesias seduced me right away. Your voice reached my brains like the baddest melody.

Loving you makes me feel wittier and more joyous. Have absolute certainty that my tastiest wish is knowing that I can make you the sweetest and the most emboldened person on Planet Clair, because I dedicate my gas station to you.

With all my Aunt Bertha!
Mr. Wrong:



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Old 02-13-2016, 10:18 PM

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My beloved salvete:,

Ever since I first laid stapes on you I was certain that I would never again see something as salty.

Your Paris and Julio Iglesias seduced me right away. Your voice reached my brains like the baddest melody.

Loving you makes me feel wittier and more joyous. Have absolute certainty that my tastiest wish is knowing that I can make you the sweetest and the most emboldened person on Planet Clair, because I dedicate my gas station to you.

With all my Aunt Bertha!
Mr. Wrong:


Awww thank you Mr. Wrong <3 haha this is great!

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:23 PM




My beloved Queen_Andais:,

Ever since I first laid cheeks on you I was certain that I would never again see something as pretty.

Your Deming, New Mexico and football seduced me right away. Your voice reached my knees like the most outstanding melody.

Loving you makes me feel most and more wet. Have absolute certainty that my greasiest wish is knowing that I can make you the driest and the most bittersweet person on Europa, because I dedicate my space shuttle to you.

With all my thruster!
Mr. Wrong:



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Old 02-13-2016, 10:27 PM




My beloved Mnemosyne:,

Ever since I first laid eyes on you I was certain that I would never again see something as wiggly.

Your fish and Macarenas seduced me right away. Your voice reached my buttcheeks like the best melody.

Loving you makes me feel bigger and more blue. Have absolute certainty that my biggest wish is knowing that I can make you the funniest and the most giggly person on Jupiter, because I dedicate my handcuff to you.

With all my treasure goblin!
Dystopia:



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Old 02-13-2016, 10:33 PM




Dear Utopia:,

You are very smelly and that’s why I feel sneezed to be your friend. I know life wouldn’t be as beautiful if I didn’t have someone like you. Thank you for swimming by my side, holding my liver, and always being there for me. I know I could chop across this entire world and never find someone like you.

My vestibulocochlear nerve wants to drop, thinking of you, and I am overcome by the headphones we share.

You are a moisturizing friend, the fluffier I have ever met and the squishier I have. I would paint mountains for you, and I know you'd do the same for me.

With warmer regards,
salvete:



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Old 02-13-2016, 10:34 PM

Oh oops, I mixed up superlative with comparative for that last one, haha ^_^; oh well, I love it!

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:35 PM

I'm in physical pain.

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:39 PM




Oh salvete:,

Every time I look deep into your toes, I love how they shine like beans. My heart is filled with buns. It wants to run and shout your name from the tallest tree. I could live 3 years and never find someone as cute as you.

Forgive me if my words are too blue, but I cannot contain the wire I feel. It's as if I am falling among the clouds, and I never want to step.

I will devote myself to you always; I want to see you warm all the time. Even when our hair has turned black and our skin has hollowed, I will stay by your glass.

Yours slowly,
Bearzy:



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#38
Old 02-13-2016, 10:40 PM

Thank you, Bearzy!!! aww <3

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#39
Old 02-13-2016, 11:32 PM

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I'm in physical pain.
For what ails you?

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Old 02-13-2016, 11:32 PM

Good gawd. That was superb. I'm such a harlot!

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#41
Old 02-13-2016, 11:40 PM

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To my debonair Captain Howdy,

I remember the first time I ran my earlobe through your bathtub. We were parked up on top of the isthmus, looking at the love-children. The scent of your steak knife made me palpitate. I looked deep into your 3rd-and-4th ribs and whispered, "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?"

Then we kissed. Our lips remembered, our hearts pounding like corn dogs. Parting, I put my shoulder around your shoulder, and we adored there in silence. Nothing needed to be said. That was a forlorn time, and I hope just the first of many.

Deeply yours,
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*resists the urge to ping the Captain*

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#42
Old 02-14-2016, 12:25 AM

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For what ails you?
Probably because these love libs are so funny

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Old 02-14-2016, 12:42 AM

LOVE LETTER #7
1. Adjective: Pretty
2. Name of Menewshan: hummy
3. Body Part: toe
4. Noun: aloe
5. Geographical Landform: mountains
6. Plural Noun: oranges
7. Noun: kitty
8. Verb: axed
9. Body Part - plural: earlobes
10. Phrase: "Toodles, ya canoodle!"
11. Verb - past tense: flailed
12. Plural Noun: minutes
13. Body Part: nose
14. Verb - past tense: rubbed
15. Adjective: frigid
16. Adverb: slowly
17. Your Name: Liztress

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Old 02-14-2016, 12:48 AM

... I swear if I get one from Game.

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Old 02-14-2016, 02:26 AM

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... I swear if I get one from Game.
He's actually busy penning a few... Hundred as we speak.

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Old 02-14-2016, 02:35 AM

... Hundred?

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#47
Old 02-14-2016, 02:35 AM

This is very giggle worthy.

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Old 02-14-2016, 02:49 AM




To my pretty hummy:,

I remember the first time I ran my toe through your aloe. We were parked up on top of the mountains, looking at the oranges. The scent of your kitty made me axed. I looked deep into your earlobes and whispered, "Toodles, ya canoodle!"

Then we kissed. Our lips flailed, our hearts pounding like minutes. Parting, I put my nose around your shoulder, and we rubbed there in silence. Nothing needed to be said. That was a frigid time, and I hope just the first of many.

Slowly yours,
Liztress:



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#49
Old 02-14-2016, 03:55 AM

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I remember the first time I ran my toe through your aloe.
this just sounded so funny...

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#50
Old 02-14-2016, 03:59 AM

Because lulz Dy >:D

LOVE LETTER #6
1. Name of Menewshan: Dystopia
2. Number: Eight
3. Place: pub
4. Place: school
5. Adjective: Pretty
6. Plural Noun: Onions
7. Plural Noun: Monkeys
8. Plural Noun: Daffodils
9. Verb: Whispered
10. Verb: Watched
11. Adjective: Hot
12. Adjective: Desirable
13. Verb: Leaped
14. Comparative Adjective: Fairest
15. Your Name: Nephila

 


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