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#51
Old 02-14-2016, 04:18 AM

LOVE LETTER #8
1. Name of Menewshan: Rainbows
2. Adjective: comely
3. Noun: chameleon
4. Verb ending in -ing: dreaming
5. Comparative Adjective: shinier
6. Body Part - plural: kidneys
7. Place: Nova Scotia
8. Plural Noun: panpipes
9. Phrase: absence makes the heart grow fonder
10. Verb: miss
11. Verb: paint
12. Article of Clothing: jeans
13. Body Part - plural: eyes
14. Adjective: serious
15. Number: 17
16. Measurement of Length: furlong
17. Your Name: `Kitami

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#52
Old 02-14-2016, 04:24 AM


Aw, thank you lizziecjhan

I can't wait to see what the monkies do!

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#53
Old 02-14-2016, 09:25 AM




Dear Dystopia:,

I've watched you for 8 days straight. I've seen you at the pub and at school. I love the way you turn your house key in the lock. I could make you so very pretty someday. I know all of your favorite things: onions, monkeys and daffodils.

I can give you all that and more. Love me. I would never make you whisper or watch if you didn't want to. Even if you did want to, I'd make sure you wouldn't muss your hot hair and desirable clothes. I hope you don't find this disturbing, but I must leap these feelings to you.

What we have is fairest than you or I.

Completely yours,
Nephila:



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#54
Old 02-14-2016, 09:26 AM

...

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#55
Old 02-14-2016, 09:26 AM

I'm glad you guys are enjoying these.

@Neph ~ I hope you don't kind. I changed your verbs from past tense to present.

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#56
Old 02-14-2016, 09:31 AM

rofl! This is just perfect from what Dys and I were just talking about. XD Oh gosh!

*Continues to Watch her*

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#57
Old 02-14-2016, 09:32 AM




Dearest Rainbows:,

You make me feel comely, like I'm your one and only. When I'm with you it's like I'm a chameleon in the sky, dreaming up your life. You make me feel shinier when I'm near you, wrapped up in your strong kidneys.

You're like an angel from Nova Scotia, with your panpipes spread wide. Every time you look at me and say, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder.", I miss.

On those nights when we are apart, the thought of you makes me paint. I wrap your jeans around my eyes, calmed by your serious scent.

Even if we were separated by 17 furlongs, I will always be yours.

Love,
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#58
Old 02-14-2016, 09:36 AM

LOVE LETTER #15
1. Name of Menewshan: Inc'est la Vie
2. Number: seventy-one
3. Verb: shake
4. A Profession: harpsichord repairman
5. Verb ending in -ing: abducting
6. Verb ending in -ing: curtseying
7. Verb ending in -ing: epithelializing
8. Adjective: effulgent
9. Place: The Second Circle of Hell
10. Verb ending in -ing: besmutting
11. A Food: kalamata olives
12. Verb: misconceive
13. Noun: gumption
14. Noun: pantaloons
15. Body Part: trachea
16. Adjective: uxorious
17. An Emotion: triumph
18. Verb: probe
19. Body Part: clavicle
20. Adverb: ominously
21. Your Name: Ghost

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#59
Old 02-14-2016, 09:39 AM

heeelp meee...

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Old 02-14-2016, 09:51 AM




My Sweet In'cest la Vie,

We've know each other for 71 years now, and this is something i've longed to say. I shake you. You are my harpsichord repairman in abducting armor. I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you curtsying me and epithelializing me. Before you came into my life, I was so effulgent. But then you showed up, like a gift from the Second Circle of Hell.

You do so much for me. When i'm sick, you're always there with a besmutting pot of kalamata olive soup. When i'm frustrated, you're there to misconceive my gumption. When i'm sad, you can always put a pantaloon on my trachea.

These are all uxorious things. But with each piece, i've come to realize that I feel triumph for you. And I can only hope that you will probe me too. But no matter what becomes of us, I will always hold you in my clavicle.

Ominously Yours,
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#61
Old 02-14-2016, 09:55 AM

Land o' Goshen, I do believe I have a gentleman caller!

...

*looks up epithelializing, effulgent and uxorious*

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#62
Old 02-14-2016, 10:01 AM

i can't believe it, Howdy, somehow you put my exact feelings for Inc'est into words! words that none of us knew even existed until about 20 minutes ago...

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#63
Old 02-14-2016, 10:04 AM

I don't know about you, but I say 'besmutting' like four or five times a day.

...

Oh yeah... HAPPY VAMLUMTIME'S DAY, EVERYBUDDEH!


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#64
Old 02-14-2016, 02:40 PM

WHAT WE GONNA GET??? SEVERAL BOYS!
HOW WE GONNA GET 'EM?
uhhhh......
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
hm.
....

also, same. i am a man of constant besmutteringitude. fun fact: if you say "besmutting" three times in a row in front of your bathroom mirror, Michael Keaton will appear and ask you to be his valentine.


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#65
Old 02-14-2016, 04:36 PM

LOVE LETTER #1
1. Name of Menewshan: Dystopia
2. Body Part - plural: lungs
3. Adjective: sexy
4. Noun: beach
5. Noun: moose
6. Body Part - plural: armpits
7. Superlative Adjective: bright
8. Comparative Adjective: brightest
9. Adjective: red
10. Superlative Adjective: fast
11. Superlative Adjective: deep
12. Adjective: smoky
13. Planet: Uranus
14. Noun: alpaca
15. Noun: whip
16. Your Name: Liztress, as told to by Game Master

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#66
Old 02-14-2016, 05:17 PM

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LMAO I LOVE YOU

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#67
Old 02-14-2016, 08:56 PM

LOVE LETTER #14
1. Superlative Adjective: Loveliest
2. Name of Menewshan: Hummy
3. Body Part: Finger
4. Adjective: Generous
5. Adjective: Large
6. Verb: promise
7. Body Part: Neck
8. Verb: notice
9. A Food: Chocolate
10. A Food: Chicken
11. A Food: Pancake
12. Adjective: fast
13. Adjective: awesome
14. Adjective: fun
15. Verb: jump
16. Verb: land
17. Color: Blue
18. Article of Clothing: skirt
19. Holiday: Halloween
20. Verb: Imagine
21. Adjective: bright
22. Your Name: Nephila

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#68
Old 02-15-2016, 12:21 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ghostPastry View Post
WHAT WE GONNA GET??? SEVERAL BOYS!
HOW WE GONNA GET 'EM?
uhhhh......
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
hm.
....

also, same. i am a man of constant besmutteringitude. fun fact: if you say "besmutting" three times in a row in front of your bathroom mirror, Michael Keaton will appear and ask you to be his valentine.



Why couldn't they have handed those out back when I was in school.

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#69
Old 02-15-2016, 12:27 AM




My beloved Dystopia:,

Ever since I first laid lungs on you I was certain that I would never again see something as sexy.

Your beach and moose seduced me right away. Your voice reached my armpits like the brightest melody.

Loving you makes me feel brighter and more red. Have absolute certainty that my fastest wish is knowing that I can make you the deepest and the most smoky person on Uranus, because I dedicate my alpaca to you.

With all my whip!
Liztress:



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#70
Old 02-15-2016, 12:32 AM




To my loveliest hummy:,

I woke up this morning and my figer blushed just at the thought of you. You are not only generous, but also so very large. Just saying your name makes me promise, and my neck begins to notice.

I can't wait until tomorrow night. I'm going to prepare all your favorite foods: chocolate, chicken and pancakes. And then I have a fast surprise for you. It is awesome, fun and jumps a lot. I hope you will land it.

I'll be wearing the blue skirt you gave me last Halloween. I know how much you love to imagine me in it. Until then...

Your bright sweetheart,
Nephila:



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#71
Old 02-15-2016, 12:35 AM

nooo...

xD; Alpaca.

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#72
Old 02-15-2016, 12:43 AM

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nooo...

xD; Alpaca.
Now we know why he had an alpaca farm...
And you totally know that's from Game, right?

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#73
Old 02-15-2016, 12:56 AM

I'd be a lot less nooo... if it was from you. ;-;

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#74
Old 02-15-2016, 01:47 AM

Quote:
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wrapped up in your strong kidneys.
Wow that turned out a little bit terrifying.

Quote:
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LMAO I LOVE YOU
I love you too! Miss you!

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#75
Old 02-15-2016, 02:28 AM

LOVE LETTER #3
1. Name of Menewshan: ~LONGCAT~
2. Place: the surface of the sun
3. Place: Captain Howdy's basement
4. Verb ending in -ing: screaming
5. Body Part: kidney
6. Body Part: medulla oblongata
7. Animal - plural: baby turtles
8. Adjective: salty
9. Adjective: expensive
10. Place: the Alamo
11. Verb: backflip
12. Food - plural: flamin' hot Cheetos
13. Verb: interrogate
14. Adjective: beloved
15. Body Part: fist
16. Your Name: BellyButton

 


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