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Old 02-13-2016, 10:18 AM

Hi! My name is Cookie and I am single. FOREVER! And not in that "forever alone" sad face kind of way. I'm single and I love it! Let me count the ways! One less responsibility/obligation in my life. More freedom to do what I want, when I want. NO DRAMA! Ok, three's enough, I'm too lazy to list more. But the point is that I'm single and I enjoy it. I don't date to "seek out my other half" or whatever because I am a complete person and happy that way

I get pretty tired of Valentine's Day rolling around and people sobbing in their fruit loops about how single and alone they are. Being single is not the end of the world, ever, but some of us actually *gasp shock* like it this way! Some of us prefer buying all our Valentine's Day candy for ourselves, on February 15th when it's 50% off

So if you're single and you like it, come chat! Even if you're not single, come chat! We can bemoan all the people on your facebook that are devastated by being single and clearly have unrealistic relationship expectations or talk about discount chocolate or whatever!

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:19 AM


you are never single with hummy around *clings and shares nonna's pizza*

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:22 AM

*snuggles hummy* Funny thing is, on Mene I seem to collect spouses. There's Antagonist and Wifey and salvete and now hummy, you are in my spouse collection! *pets* I will never let you go

But really, I'm perfectly content snuggling my dog and not dealing with any more human drama than I have to. :P

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:27 AM


yay! hummy is in a cookie collection! *does happy dance*
*hopes your puppie isn't farting it up like hummy's puppie*

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:54 AM

Yessss, dance my hummy, dance!!

She farted earlier, but she's on the floor, so it's less intense than when she's on the bed and it creeps over to my computer. Still stinks, but less bad? I mean, she's a Boston Terrier, they're known for their farts. Ohh! Video! [[Click me]] It's on Facebook only apparently, but watch it, it's hilarious. XD

Anyway, I'll take puppy farts over human farts. Dogs don't sit on you and fart on purpose. Humans do.... The trauma of growing up with brothers *she says as though she never farted on them back*

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:59 AM


hummy has no idea what her beloved Sashie-belle has eaten
her farts are toxic, the burning of the eyes toxic! they smell like burnt rubber *gags and coughs*

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Old 02-13-2016, 11:29 AM

I think Niku's farts would be toxic regardless of all the scraps my grandparents give her. Boston butts are just poison gas factories. As evidenced here:





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Old 02-13-2016, 01:25 PM

OMG a Boston!!! I love Bostons... they are soo cute!!!

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Old 02-13-2016, 04:52 PM

Living the single life! ;)

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Old 02-13-2016, 05:00 PM


Happy mini Ava

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Old 02-13-2016, 06:20 PM

I am celebrating my ex-wifeyness from teh Cookie!

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:15 PM

@llonka - I know! I love Bostons to bits. That's the only dog I've ever had. :D It's a family thing....except my brother just betrayed the breed and got some fluffy things.

Here's my gassy goober:

She wants to eat some finger puppets that I just bought.

*Waves* hi hi guys!

Now we can celebrate the single life together salvete!

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:20 PM


*giggles at gassie goober*

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:27 PM

You and I, Cookie. Our theme song


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Old 02-13-2016, 08:29 PM


*is the middle of a cookie/salvete sammie*

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:29 PM

It's so hard to get her to look at the damn camera! So I had to take a bunch of pictures while I had her attention. She looks so goofy. Usually, my friends tell me that my dog has resting bitch face and she always looks grumpy and angry in my pictures. She's so cute though!!!

@salvete - Awesome :D

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:43 PM


lol, do you have any snacks she likes a lot
rub it arount the camera/cellphone
she will give you good close-ups

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:45 PM

your doggy is so cute

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:49 PM

Holding up treats or toys isn't always effective. It works sometimes, but she's on to that trick.

Thank you salvete *huggles*

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Old 02-13-2016, 08:58 PM


wyguy will give me really good close ups
i love those close up shots of animals
i saw them a lot in Japan

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Old 02-13-2016, 09:09 PM

hummy! You went to Japan without me? Tsk tsk. Next time I'm curling up in your suitcase ;)

I usually just shove the camera in my dog's face ^_^;; No wonder she hates the camera.

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Old 02-13-2016, 09:10 PM

I don't plan on being single forever, though. If Cookie doesn't love me, I shall go find someone else to love

I'd love to go to Japan someday

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Old 02-13-2016, 09:18 PM

Aww. Fine, go off and marry someone. See if I care? *sobs in a corner rocking back and forth*

Yes. Unfortunately, I didn't win that giant lottery, so I still cannot afford to go. I get my taxes back soon, but that would not cover even half of a trip. *sobs*

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Old 02-13-2016, 09:37 PM


i didn't even win enought to cover the tickets i purchased!
how rude

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Old 02-13-2016, 10:00 PM

*waves hand in the air* I'm recently (ish) single, and this is my first valentines single in two years. Teach me your ways cookie-senpai.

 



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