DLO:
LOLOL.
I HAVE 18 FLAKES. 8D

Plank Aliens? xD Nono, it was the Whalecows that raised me...
Ah, what does FLINK!!! mean? Out of curiousness, that is.
And yay! /hugs Mama Juru. Thank you so much. I really do appreciate this kindness, I wasn't expecting anything of the sort from anyone. >w<

psh.
You have to get active more, rofl.

DLO:
Psh.
xd
WHO HAS MOAR POSTS.

daashi: Spend it on yourself and you're welcome :)

Peanut: People need kicking sometimes... since I can't kick them I'll leave you to do it. And no... I CANNOT have you having alien babies, little freaky peanut children with who knows WHAT kind of freakiness going on. Wish granted.

D . L O: Not much. Wondering if I have anything to drink in this house... and I'm not talking just generic soda either. I need something with a little more kick I think. I'm failing in the flake department. I only have 44.

future: Flink is one of our users who writes for the Menewsha news. She did a story about evil plank aliens invading a whale cow farm.

I now have 90 flakes.

AND I'M A LURKER, K? lols.

but, mama j. all i want for xmas is you!!!!!!

You want some whisky? ;D

Mama Juru:
<333
I have told you I loved you right?
IF not, I do.
Lots.
<3


DLO:
OHYA. xD

*tries to write a letter and phails miserably*

Mozzetti: pfffffffffffft... *holds up the whatever sign*

DLO: I'll take Captain Morgan if you have it. Mama doesn't drink whiskey that often. She gets mean.

Peanut: *huggles*

BrokenHearted: You can do it! I've seen you write before.

Hahhahaa.

How about a vodka coke for me. (:

Eh, I only have 88 flakes. But when I was fishing, I missed 10 because I was refreshing too fast.

Dear Mama Juru,
I have been a bad and good child this year. I have proudly displayed my nakedness on numerous occasions for the sake all that is kinky. I did not think of all the poor menewshans who had to gauge their eyes from the scarring view. Yan said it was healthy!
I have caused my poor dad Peanut anguish because I sold my soul to a mysterious man in the bushes for shiny red shoes. A girl has needs!
I engaged in a sock war against the diabolical Steve. I think he cheated with his magical socks. His socks help old people cross the street...madness I say!
I even peered at Rando with binoculars to see the wonders of a clamshell bikini. Man that thing was teenie!
B..But mama, there are good things too! A teary eyed girl tugs at your skirt. I have been very friendly to all that I meet. I have good manners and I am always polite. I chew with my mouth closed, cross my t's and dot my i's. Would you grant me one wish? Out of happiness I would cry. For a shiny king's crown to rest atop my head. I would give thanks to mama juru every day before going to bed.

I killed the third attempt because it still sounds like I'm whining.... >.> *bah humbug?*

Okay I try again...

94 flakes you guys!

I have 106. XD

Mama J:
xD <333
YAY HUGS.
-huggles back-

You boys suck. *takes her 45 flakes and stuffs them in her pocket.*

Mozzetti: Grey Goose would be lovely right now.

Snowflower: It's amazing how the skeleton's come out of the closet when writing letters to Santa...er I mean Mama Juru. Sold your soul in the bushes? Hopefully you didn't get thorns in your butt or anything. And yes.. I asked Rando if he planned to use that thing as a cup. He told me it was none of my business. I knew it! A crown? Well... I'm going to have to see how many I have and probably steal them from somewhere.. I mean acquire them ;)

Broken: Bah Humbug is how I've felt for a few days now but it will get better, right?

Mama J:
Don't feelbad.
I only have 23. xD

OHHHHHH. I love grey goose. It's so smoooth. XD

Too bad it's so expensive. I've only ever bought two bottles. XD

AND I KEPT THE BOTTLES. They're awesome.

*stands by Peanut* Well combined we have 78 WooHoo!

Mozzetti: Yea, it is smooth. We went through a bottle at last year's Christmas party. It was great! No wonder I was tore up in those photos.

Thankees for reading my letter mama juru. It was weird, when I started typing it all just came out. O:

I have never had a sip of alcohol in my youthful 20 years of life. I feel gosh darned proud!

Mama J:
xD
WOO.
We pwn.
8D

Dad you mustn't read my letter to mama juru. It's confidential. :3 I dun wanna get grounded. o3o