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Old 03-15-2011, 02:49 AM

:rofl:
Nicely done. You have been quite witty with making poems out of my randomly devious ideas. :XD
Hmm.... I'm starting to debate to myself if I should give your mind a rest before throwing another curve ball....
*Puts hand to chin in thinking position and thinks for a few seconds.*
NOPE.

Now try to make a poem about things that rhyme with harmonica and bologna.
And try to get both items to relate to eachother as much as possible without mentioning music or sandwiches.
*Very devious looking face much more evil-looking than before*

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Old 03-17-2011, 02:35 PM

Write a love poem to Megatron, from the perspective of Optimus Prime.
You must include: battle, "ROLL OUT!", Sam Whitwicky, and The Fallen.

:D

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Old 03-19-2011, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Usuke View Post
:rofl:
Nicely done. You have been quite witty with making poems out of my randomly devious ideas. :XD
Hmm.... I'm starting to debate to myself if I should give your mind a rest before throwing another curve ball....
*Puts hand to chin in thinking position and thinks for a few seconds.*
NOPE.

Now try to make a poem about things that rhyme with harmonica and bologna.
And try to get both items to relate to eachother as much as possible without mentioning music or sandwiches.
*Very devious looking face much more evil-looking than before*

*Bows* I said I'd bow, and here I am. It's taken me more than 2 days to come up with a poem for this. I could make excuses about RL, and work getting in the way, but I shall not. Now, without furthur ado, here it is!


I have a dear friend
but he's more like a cronie
always taking like a nerd
but all he says is bologna
He has a girlfriend names veronica
who has teeth like a harmonica
She acts like a big shot
but her words are alway phoney
we argue over game systems
her the PS2 and me a good sony
I flatten bother and her friend Monica
Then grab a light snack and Weekend Erotica


That's the best my muddle sovertaxed mind can come up with atm. I hope you like it!

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Old 03-20-2011, 11:47 PM

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Write a love poem to Megatron, from the perspective of Optimus Prime.
You must include: battle, "ROLL OUT!", Sam Whitwicky, and The Fallen.

:D


I can not wait
My dearest decepticon
to roll out once again
so that we may battle
one another for a time
I relish these times together
Though we be on opposit sides
I would slay Sam Whitwicky
if it ment we
could be together
It pains me so
that The Fallen drew you in
I swear on my chrome
I will keep you at arms length
but never far from my spark



Dear lord, that was painful. I couldn't stop laughing. Here ya go!

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Old 03-21-2011, 08:49 PM

8D Dear god, I love you!!!

That was the best, man. I'll have to think hard to get you again.

-goes into thinking mode-

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#31
Old 04-10-2011, 06:21 AM

Last again
the time is come
for now
the lost seek solace
within all
off to the sky
last fate
we draw a breath
give over
to one for bare
with grain
and grass we sleep

I decided to post a random poem to show off a bit of my work!

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#32
Old 04-13-2011, 01:24 PM

Its been awhile, lets see if your still up to it.
A fox being chased by hunters during a thunder storm and you cant use anything from the disnay movie "The fox and the Hound"

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Old 04-14-2011, 01:21 AM

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Its been awhile, lets see if your still up to it.
A fox being chased by hunters during a thunder storm and you cant use anything from the disnay movie "The fox and the Hound"


I run swift like an arrow
Rain pelting my fur
thunder rolling overhead
The game has begun once again
and I intend to win
I will not be stopped
Cries of confused hound ring out
And my pride swells
The foolish hulking masses of flesh
They can not catch me
I know this well
I can feel it deep within me
They will never find me
Cowering in a corner
Fighting for my life
I elude them using the tricks taught me
By all the one come before me
And I remember my new tricks
for the many generations to come
For in this game
Man is taught his place
In theis game
The fox is king

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Old 04-14-2011, 02:07 PM

Yay!! Im included thank you!!!

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Old 05-09-2011, 10:02 AM

Oki, just throwing a poem in here to remind you all that I'm alive and rhyming!


Patriot


Suit up, ready for the fight
my love behind me
my goal before me
I go forward towards the enemy
my weapon in hand
my heart set firm
I will defend the ones I love
my only home
my love of freedom
With gun, or sword, or explosive fire
my faith wil be strong
my hand will remain firm
Family calls, tellng me they belive in me
my place in this war
my resolve to do right
I fight this war, so you don't have to
my head held high
my feet stand firm
You spit on me, although I'd give
my life for you
my joy for you
I am a soldier, scared by horrors so you may be innocent
my soul torn and broken
my tears dried up from over use
On my honor, and my life, I will go on
my love left alone
my family left crying
Can you ever understand why I do what I do
my loyalty to you
my love for our freedoms
Or will you always shun me, and leave me alone
my gun my salvation
my comrades my home
Will you ever understand how I hate this war, but know it's right
my gift to you
my burden to bare
Will you ever understand, that I am a Patriot

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Old 05-19-2011, 05:38 AM

Hmm, write a poem that involves a portly dog, cat treats, and an overly dramatic half eaten sock in the form of an elegy. That shouldn't be too hard =)

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Old 05-19-2011, 10:00 AM

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Hmm, write a poem that involves a portly dog, cat treats, and an overly dramatic half eaten sock in the form of an elegy. That shouldn't be too hard =)

Around and round the round dog ran
his stomach full of treats and man
His head held high, in sad disdaine
down beneath the pouring rain
The treats for the high and mighty cat
now within him, becomeing fat
With cool and fragrent wafts he felt
not the sting of master's belt
Nor the pull of his toes so fair
as the sock triped him down the stair
now for folly, his revenge complete
says the sock whom half did the dog eat
"Fare thee well I say, my time is past
for now he's gone I may rest at last
grieve not for me, I am but one
of a pair of lovers, now off the throne"

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#38
Old 05-20-2011, 11:46 PM

I like it! You did an excellent job on it! =)

Hmmm how about this time you write a poem from the perspective of a broken toy when it's owner gets a new toy to take it's place. It must include spoiled milk, make up, a hamster (that isn't the toy), and a closet. Have fun xP

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#39
Old 07-08-2011, 09:47 PM

Sorry guys, I gergot I had this thread.....I'll be back up and running in no time..I'll do that last challenge soon, so give me some more!

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Old 07-08-2011, 09:50 PM

I need a brownie!!! post a really appitizing poem about a big brownie

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Old 07-09-2011, 03:15 AM

How about a poem about a knee with a huge cut? The only thing you can't do is mention : scab, bleed, pain, hurt, or medic in it *smug face*

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Old 07-09-2011, 06:22 AM

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I like it! You did an excellent job on it! =)

Hmmm how about this time you write a poem from the perspective of a broken toy when it's owner gets a new toy to take it's place. It must include spoiled milk, make up, a hamster (that isn't the toy), and a closet. Have fun xP

I sit here sad and alone
my master smileing
like he used to do with me
but now I sit beside a pool
of spoiled milk
it stench makes me cringe
he plays happily with it
my replacement
the toy made for older boys
it in night now here on the floor
the rodent comes
his hamster here to chew my ear
when I am found again
with morning light
I am thrown in a closet
so here I now sit
atop a box
filled with his girl make-up
alone I rest here with nothing
but time ahead
broken and replaced by my master...

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I need a brownie!!! post a really appitizing poem about a big brownie

From the first crack of the oven
to the last moment of cooling upon the sill
It's lucious smell permeates the house
causeing every mouth to water
The flowing breeze moves to the rooms above
drawing their inhabitants down to find them
A stomach rumbles, a pair of lips smack
and now the time has come
Pearly white bite down into the brown object
bringing forth moans of exstacy
Soon all that remains is crumbs of them
the glorious specks of fresh baked Brownies...



For you jessicaLyn:

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Old 07-10-2011, 01:05 PM

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How about a poem about a knee with a huge cut? The only thing you can't do is mention : scab, bleed, pain, hurt, or medic in it *smug face*

A throb so great of agony
I can not remember
How can this be?
A gash gushes profusely
Here upon my knee
Why is it so?
Last I saw so life flow this free
The one I saw was dead
Who did this to me?
My father, mother, or brother
All would do it with Glee
When did it happen?
I reach for a bandaid
purchased for a fee
Where do I go from here?


That was fun Usuke:, Give me more?

Last edited by Shotacon; 07-10-2011 at 01:05 PM.. Reason: Fixing things

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#44
Old 07-15-2011, 12:07 PM

Here's a random poem of mine to remind you all I am alive!

Grate and grind, sounds of my heart
growing louder with each day
Feel not felt the one of love
pained in every way

Without so much as a wayward glance
I stand here near by his side
lost without him within
until the day he died

Grant me this peace I seek at last
just give it up to me my friend
or I myself will do it here
bring about my end

Living beyonde him is not a thing I can do
so here give me my last wish
grant me my final eternity
come, and give me this

Weap not for I will not truly die my dear
I will go along to see him in the dark
and when the time comes for you
you too will lose your spark


Any challenges for me?

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Old 07-17-2011, 12:23 PM

Really? No one thinks they can beat me? C'mon people! I need some challenges!

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#46
Old 07-17-2011, 02:34 PM

hmm. how about rainbows?

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Old 07-17-2011, 03:31 PM

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hmm. how about rainbows?

Order up!


A beam of light
of purest white
Gleams down from above
giving warmth and love
Til shattered and broken
with a crystal token
Throwing about all manner
of color like a banner
Across wall and floor
children ask for more
And with a twist of wrist
the room fills with this
Once a light of purest white
now rainbows made of pure delight


What do you think? Miss_Muffinz13x:

Last edited by Shotacon; 07-17-2011 at 03:32 PM.. Reason: Additions

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#48
Old 07-17-2011, 03:33 PM

YAY that was beautiful

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Old 07-17-2011, 03:34 PM

Miss_Muffinz13x: Why thank you! Any mroe challenges?

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Old 07-17-2011, 03:37 PM

hmm what about one about yourself :)

 


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