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#26
Old 12-23-2016, 01:49 AM

WORD LIB #3
1. Verb Ending in -ing: Basejumping
2. Noun: Solo Cup
3. Animal: bushbabies
4. Vehicle: Cadillac Escalade
5. Type of Geographical Feature: Meadow
6. Verb Ending in -ing: Shutting
7. Plural Noun: Shoelaces
8. Adjective: Redfaced
9. Verb: Tie
10. Verb: Draw
11. Adjective: Laugh-inducing
12. Plural Noun: Faces
13. Verb: Battle
14. Exclamation: "O holy night!"
15. Number: 405
16. Noun: Pencil case
17. Name of Menewshan: Amane
18. Noun: Taco Bell
19. Adjective: gluttonous
20. Adjective: humorous
21. Adjective: cuddly
22. Noun: Purple Lamborghini


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1. Name of Menewshan: Salvete
2. Adjective: Beautiful
3. Number: 204
4. Past Tense Verb: Killed
5. Adjective: Lemon-scented
6. Article of Clothing: Cardigan
7. Type of Relative: Grandunclefather
8. Name of Another Menewshan: Queen_andais
9. Past Tense Verb: Slept
10. Adjective: Pumped up
11. Plural Noun: Bananas
12. A Profession: Blacksmith
13. Body Part: Toe
14. Noun: Chocolate
15. Type of Vehicle: Golf cart
16. Noun: Channel 6 Action News
17. Adjective: Boisterous
18. Article of Clothing: Gray hoodie
19. Animal: Monkey
20. Verb: Run
21. Adjective: Llama-faced
22. Past Tense Verb: Reminded
23. Place: Hell
24: Noun: Athens, Greece
25. An Emotion: Uninterested

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Old 12-23-2016, 01:54 AM

WORD LIB #7
1. Adjective:sensual
2. Plural Noun:bottles
3. Comparative Adjective:louder
4. Verb:propose
5. Preposition:above
6. Verb:spin
7. Type of Relative:girlfriend
8. Article of Clothing:gown
9. Adjective:emotional
10. Type of Building:mansion
11. Body Part - Plural:fins
12. Number:1234567890
13. Type of Furniture:couch
14. Verb Ending in -ing:dancing
15. Plural Noun:songs
16. Superlative Adjective:coziest
17. Name of Menewshan Kay
18. Adjective:expensive
19. Verb:look
20. Noun:figure
21. Verb:ask
22. Adjective:hungry
23. Body Part:shell
24. A Liquid:blood
25. Food:candy
26. Adjective:thirsty


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WORD LIB #8
1. Verb Ending in -ing:saving
2. Verb Ending in -ing:snuggling
3. Adjective:uncharted
4. Adjective:damaged
5. Verb Ending in -ing:nagging
6. Color:aquamarine
7. Adjective:funny
8. An Emotion:cheerful
9. Verb Ending in -ing:deciding
10. Place:Royal Palace
11. Name of Menewshan:dragoness129
12. A Yes or No Question:See you later?
13. Verb:lose
14. Noun:cavern
15. Verb:enlighten
16. Plural Noun:accidents
17. Verb Ending in -ing:hiding
18. Place:Amazonia
19. A Profession:flight attendant
20. Noun:alarm clock
21. Verb:scare
22. Adjective:boring
23. Body Part:pelvis
24. Verb:march
25. A Nationality:American
26. Verb Ending in -ing:annoying

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#28
Old 12-23-2016, 04:04 AM

WORD LIB #15
1. Plural Noun: bunkers
2. Body Part: Hand
3. Plural Noun: snowballs
4. Holiday: Day of the Dead
5. Angry Phrase: How Dare you look at me in such a tone of voice!
6. Adjective: Green
7. Name of Menewshan: Dragoness129
8. Adjective: slimy
9. Adverb: quickly
10. Place: Inside of a snowglobe
11. A Profession: chimney sweep
12. Name of Another Menewshan: XoGizmooX
13. Plural Noun: cameras
14. Verb: drink
15. Past Tense Verb:drank
16. Plural Noun: tissues
17. Adjective: loud
18. Past Tense Verb: splashed
19. Noun: card
20. Adjective: sparkly
21. Name of Yet Another Menewshan: Queen_Andais
22. Adjective: fluffy
23. Body Part: brain
24. Past Tense Verb: rolled
25. An Emotion: nervous
26. Adjective: striped
27. Type of Room: Office
28. Verb Ending in -ing: hooting
29. Animal: turtle
30. Plural Noun:cups
31. Phrase: Kiss the girl

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#29
Old 12-23-2016, 07:03 AM



Shadami:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 37 feet deep! Perfect weather to climb a snowman. I put on my bikini and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant triagles and stacked them on top of each other. I used pizzas for eyes, and a taco for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old scarf around it's neck.

I named the snowman salvete:. It was edible! So edible, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, salvete moved it's bone, making me jump. It winked and said,"Holy Snowman Batman!" in a beautiful voice. It's was the hardest thing I ever heard!

salvete started to think toward me, shaking it's arms, all the while barking like a turtle! I was so fiery, I nearly ran my pants!

I ran toward the house, but salvete the Snowman was on my nose. It followed me inside and into the spa! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair counter! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in Narnia!" salvete screamed, "GrrrrFURGERBURGER!", and melted into a puddle of ooze.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow dragons.]



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#30
Old 12-23-2016, 07:12 AM



salvete:

[This December my school will be coming in the Tournament of Snacks Parade, on New Year’s Day. It’s a huge honor, and everyone in my class is breakable. The parade has a different theme every year, and this year the theme is, “To Squeeze with Bowels.”

The float my school will be fixing on is shaped like a giant magazine, with a beautiful plumber riding on top. The magazine will be decorated with orange levels. And the plumber will be made up of lots of tiny marmalades. What’s really dark, is that the plumber will be able to drive her legs at the crowd! I can’t wait.

The plumber is going to be 3 feet tall, and my friend, Shadami:, and I are in charge of decorating her throat. Shadami is deeply the tastiest kid in my class. I’m sure we’ll do a tiny job.

Yesterday we learned that Ryan Gosling will also be throwing on the float and singing, “Love Lockdown.” I can’t wait to see that! I’m certain our float is going to win 21843824382438th place!]


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#31
Old 12-23-2016, 07:20 AM



Elirona:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 36 feet deep! Perfect weather to slosh a snowman. I put on my fingerless glove for one's left hand and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant octagons and stacked them on top of each other. I used a snowman's head for eyes, and a carrot cake for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old fingerless glove for one's right hand around it's neck.

I named the snowman hummy:. It was sleepy! So sleepy, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, hummy moved it's collarbone, making me jump. It winked and said, "That looks like a rake!" in a colorful voice. It's was the ugliest thing I ever heard!

hummy started to eat toward me, shaking it's fibulas, all the while barking like a capybara! I was so frightening, I nearly defeated my pants!

I ran toward the house, but hummy the Snowman was on my forehead. It followed me inside and into the storefront! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair dier! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in the graveyard where my grandparents are buried!" hummy screamed, "You sack of butts!", and melted into a puddle of crude oil.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow straight people.]


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#32
Old 12-23-2016, 07:28 AM



Elirona:

[Here is a round way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm black bikini for someone with only one boob . ( It's important to stay finned, so you don't catch a cold. No one wants a fever or a runny left leg. ) Next, fill a thermos with hot steamy orange juice! Delicious! Now you're ready to do some snow flocking!

Some say only experts should go snow flocking, but I think anyone can do it as long as they're tied up. Always be safe! Why I remember when my friend Captain Howdy tried to go snow flocking. Howdy didn't watch where he was going, and forgot to wear a hearth oven-baked panella bread. And sure enough, he broke his right eye of a blind man. How soggy! Don't be like Howdy.

After taking all precautions, the cutest place to go snow flocking is on an archipelago covered with spider butts. Clear away all debris, like rocks and ant butts. Stand on top of the archipelago and shout, "Eat my delicious butter!" Then step on your clotted cream, point yourself downward, and off you go! Feel the wind hemorrhaging through your hair!

Snow flocking is fun, challenging and banana-shaped. It's perfect for many ages: from 6 to 565656565656565656. When it comes to wintertime activities, there's nothing more popular than snow flocking.]




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#33
Old 12-23-2016, 07:36 AM



salvete:

[Damia Flagg: the Snowman was a nervous special soul!
With a corncob worm and a button brain, and two lungs made out of robots!

Damia Flagg the Snowman was a fairy tale, they say.
He was made of sauce, but the children know how he came to life one day!

There must have been some magic in that old great skirt they found,
For when they placed it on his nerve, he began to stop around!

Damia Flagg the Snowman, was alive as he could be!
And the children say he could wait and make, just the same as you and me!

Thumepty thump thump! Thumpety thump thump!
Look at Damia Flagg go!

Thumepty thump thump! Thumpety thump thump!
Over the hills of love!

Damia Flagg the Snowman, knew the sun was early that day,
so he said, "Let's damage and we'll have some ancestors, now before I leave away!

Down to the village, with a sandwich in his hand,
parasailing here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Yo!"

He led them down the streets of town, right to a delivery boy,
and only paused a moment when he heard him holler "Boom!"

Damia Flagg the Snowman, had to hurry on his way!
But he waved goodbye, sayin', "Don't you fly,
I'll be back again some millenia!"]


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#34
Old 12-23-2016, 07:43 AM



Elirona:

[Base jumping through the Solo cup
On a one bushbay open Cadillac Escalade
Over the meadows we go
Shutting all the way
Shoelaces on bob-tails ring
Making spirits redfaced
What fun it is to tie and draw
A laugh-inducing song tonight!

Oh Jingle faces, Jingle faces
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to battle
In a one bushbay open Cadillac Escalade
O Holy Night!

A day or 405 ago
I thought i'd take a pencil case
And soon Amane:
Was seated by my Taco Bell
The bushbay was gluttonous and humorous
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a cuddly purple Lamborghini
And then we got upsot

Oh Jingle faces, Jingle faces
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to battle
In a one bushbay open Cadillac Escalade
O Holy Night!]


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#35
Old 12-23-2016, 07:50 AM



[Dear Santa salvete:,

How are you? I hope you’re beautiful. My name is Elirona:. I am 204 years old. Do you remember me? I killed you at the mall last week. I was the kid with the lemon scented cardigan. My baby grandunclefather Queen_Andais: was with me too. She's the one that slept on your lap.

I just want you to know that I have been very pumped up this year, and hope you will bring me lots of bananas. Here is a list of things I want:

A Rick Radical blacksmith action figure that comes with a poseable toe and a chocolate he can hold.
A new golf cart I can play with in the bathtub.
An iChannel 6 Action News I can play games on.
A boisterous pair of grey hoodies I can wear when it gets cold.
And a pet monkey that can run on my bed.


salvete, If you could bring me those things, I would be so llama-faced. It would be nice if you could bring stuff for my family too. Queen needs a blanket, because she reminded all over her old one. My mom wants a vacation to Hell. And my dad would like a new Athens, Greece. Mom agrees. She says the one he has is too small.

Lots of Unintrested,
Elirona]


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#36
Old 12-23-2016, 07:59 AM



salvete:

[The holiday season can be sensual for some people, so why not brighten up their bottles with a bit of caroling? I know when winter comes around, nothing makes me feel louder.

I asked my friends if they’d like to join me as I propose above the neighborhood, and each said they’d be happy to spin. Even my little girlfriend wanted to come along. We each bundled up tightly in our scarves and gowns and ventured out into the emotional night. We went from mansion to mansion, singing our fins out.

First off were the Porters. They only got married 1234567890 years ago, so they’re still newlyweds. Mom says they probably spend all their time on the couch, kissing and dancing. For them we sang ‘Silver Songs.’ Mrs. Porter said it was the coziest thing she’d ever heard.

After singing for a few blocks, we found ourselves at the house of Kay:. Kay has the reputation of being an expensive old lady. But we determined to make her look. We started with “Frosty the Figureman.”

I was afraid Kay would ask us, but she actually stopped and listened. Then we sung “Oh Hungry Night”, and I swear there was a tear in her shell. Afterwards, she invited us in for a glass of blood and some candy. Kay was a thirsty lady after all.]


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#37
Old 12-23-2016, 08:06 AM



salvete:

[Sleigh bells ring, are you saving
In the lane, snow is snuggling
A uncharted sight, we're damaged tonight,
Naggingin a Winter Wonderland

Gone away is the Aquamarine bird
Here to stay is the funny bird
He sings a cheerful song, as we go along
Deciding in a Winter Wonderland

In the royal palace we can build a snowman
Then pretend he is Parson dragoness129:
He'll say, "See you late?"
We'll say, "No man!
But you can lose the cavern when you're in town!"

Later on, we'll conspire
As we enlighten by the fire
To face unafraid, the accidents that we've made
Hiding in a Winter Wonderland

In Amazonia we can build a snowman
And pretend that he's a circus flight attendant
We'll have lots of alarm clocks with Mister Snowman
Until the other kids scare him down

When it snows ain't it boring
Though your pelvis gets a chilling
We'll march and play, the American way
Annoying in a Winter Wonderland]


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#38
Old 12-23-2016, 08:08 AM

WORD LIB #1
1. Number: 22
2. Verb: swim
3. Article of Clothing: socks
4. A Shape: trapezoid
5. Something Round: cherry
6. A Food: crackers
7. Article of Clothing: cap
8. Name of Menewshan: pollik17
9. Adjective: smart
10. Body Part: leg
11. A Phrase: "Time is gold."
12. Adjective: wicked
13. Superlative Adjective: smelliest
14. Verb: punch
15. Body Part - Plural: eyes
16. Animal: squirrel
17. Adjective: fluffy
18. Past Tense Verb: kissed
19. Body Part: finger
20. A Type of Room: Wash Room
21. Verb: agree
22. Place: School
23. Angry Phrase: "I'm angry at you!"
24. A Liquid: Earth's Outer Core
25. Mythological Creature: Moogle


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WORD LIB #2
1. Adjective: pretty
2. Article of Clothing: tank top
3. Adjective: bright
4. Body Part: ear
5. A Liquid: soda
6. Verb Ending in -ing: kayaking
7. Adjective: scary
8. Name of Menewshan: Captain Howdy
9. Noun: soldier
10. Body Part: head
11. Adjective: clingy
12. Superlative Adjective: clingiest
13. Type of Geographical Feature: volcano
14. Plural Noun: sheep
15. Plural Noun: cattle
16. Exclaimed Phrase: "Oh my goodness!"
17. Noun: hen
18. Verb: lay
19. Adjective: fresh
20. Number: 21
21. Comparative Adjective: darker

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Old 12-23-2016, 08:21 AM



[Once upon a time, there was an old miser named Shadami:. More than anything in the world she loved bunkers. Shadami’s hand was as cold as snowballs, and completely without the Day of the Dead spirit. And every time she was wished a Merry Day of the Dead, she would only say, “How Dare you look at me in such a tone of voice!”

Shadami had a green employee named dragoness129:, who was good hearted and slimy. dragoness129 was treated quicky, but never complained.

On Day of the Dead Eve, Shadami was inside of a snow globe, when she had a vision of her dead chimney sweep, Xogizmoox:, who was bound by cameras and chains. XoGizmooX warned Shadami to change her ways, or she too would be forever cursed to drink the earth. And that night, she would be drank by three tissues.

The first was the Tissue of Day of the Dead Past. The tissue showed Shadami how she used to be loud, but was soon corrupted by bunkers, and lost the woman she truly splashed.

Next was the Tissue of Day of the Dead Present, a tissue as big as a card. The old miser was shown just how sparkly her employee dragoness129 was. Shadami also learned of Tiny Queen_Andais:, dragoness129’s fluffy son with a crippled brain.

Last she was rolled by the Tissue of Day of the Dead Future. The hooded figure led Shadami to the graveyard, where she was nervous to see that Tiny Queen_Andais had perished. But the striped miser was also shown her own grave, having died alone.

As Shadami begs for a second chance, she wakes in her office, and sees that it is still Day of the Dead. Hooting to dragoness129’s house, she presented the family with a roast turtle and cups for all the children. And as the story ends, Tiny Queen_Andais smiled and says, “Kiss the girls!” ]


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Old 12-23-2016, 08:50 AM

WORD LIB #1
1. Number: 8
2. Verb: stroll
3. Article of Clothing: cloak
4. A Shape: square
5. Something Round: orb
6. A Food: mince pie
7. Article of Clothing: earmuffs
8. Name of Menewshan: Celestrya
9. Adjective: cosy
10. Body Part: chin
11. A Phrase: Shall we dance?
12. Adjective: tall
13. Superlative Adjective: prettiest
14. Verb: drop
15. Body Part - Plural: toes
16. Animal: reindeer
17. Adjective: jolly
18. Past Tense Verb: watched
19. Body Part: waist
20. A Type of Room: study
21. Verb: lock
22. Place: Gallifrey
23. Angry Phrase: Stop doing that!!
24. A Liquid: potion
25. Mythological Creature: Yeti

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#41
Old 12-23-2016, 01:08 PM

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salvete:

[This December my school will be coming in the Tournament of Snacks Parade, on New Year’s Day. It’s a huge honor, and everyone in my class is breakable. The parade has a different theme every year, and this year the theme is, “To Squeeze with Bowels.”

The float my school will be fixing on is shaped like a giant magazine, with a beautiful plumber riding on top. The magazine will be decorated with orange levels. And the plumber will be made up of lots of tiny marmalades. What’s really dark, is that the plumber will be able to drive her legs at the crowd! I can’t wait.

The plumber is going to be 3 feet tall, and my friend, Shadami:, and I are in charge of decorating her throat. Shadami is deeply the tastiest kid in my class. I’m sure we’ll do a tiny job.

Yesterday we learned that Ryan Gosling will also be throwing on the float and singing, “Love Lockdown.” I can’t wait to see that! I’m certain our float is going to win 21843824382438th place!]

there are a lot of floats in that parade if we're going to do that tiny of a job on our 3 foot splendor. xD

tastiest kid in the class over here . woo woo xD

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salvete:

[Crying through the tissue
On a one siamese cat open volkswagen jetta
Over the ocean we go
Fighting all the way
Applications on bob-tails ring
Making spirits busy
What fun it is to lead and ignore
An annoyed song tonight!

Oh Jingle investors, Jingle investors
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to work
In a one siamese cat open volkswagen jetta
Yay!

A day or 101 ago
I thought i'd take an obstacle
And soon Queen_Andais:
Was seated by my hug
The siamese cat was sad and impatient
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a caring reconciliation
And then we got upsot

Oh Jingle investors bells, Jingle investors
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to work
In a one siamese cat open volkswagen jetta
Yay!]

this was a mouthful but i sang it sort of outloud for fun xD it was greatly amusing.

---------- Post added 12-23-2016 at 09:23 AM ----------

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[Dear Santa Kiari:,

How are you? I hope you’re hopeful. My name is salvete:. I am 9001 years old. Do you remember me? I escaped you at the mall last week. I was the kid with the safe shirt. My baby great-aunt Amane: was with me too. She's the one that borked on your lap.

I just want you to know that I have been very fuzzy this year, and hope you will bring me lots of lovers. Here is a list of things I want:

A Rick Radical personal injury lawyer action figure that comes with a poseable forehead and a room he can hold.
A new jeep I can play with in the bathtub.
An iApology I can play games on.
A happy pair of jeans I can wear when it gets cold.
And a pet sheep that can understand in my bed.


Kiari, If you could bring me those things, I would be so futile. It would be nice if you could bring stuff for my family too. Amane needs a blanket, because she missed all over her old one. My mom wants a vacation to Pennsylvania. And my dad would like a new cupcake. Mom agrees. She says the one he has is too small.

Lots of confusion,
salvete]


Dad's cupcake is to small... new word to giggle over.

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Old 12-23-2016, 03:43 PM

Lol, these are so adorable! -huggles-

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Old 12-23-2016, 06:58 PM

WORD LIB #9
1. Plural Noun:meals
2. Name of Menewshan:Siipu
3. Adjective:fearful
4. Adjective:nightmarish
5. Adjective:helpful
6. Verb Ending in -ing:dreaming
7. Geographical Location:prison
8. Adjective:sweet
9. Plural Noun:petitions
10. Number:5
11. Number:10
12. Adjective:soft
13. Article of Clothing:shirt
14. Article of Clothing:pants
15. Plural Noun:spies
16. Adjective:difficult
17. Plural Noun:medications
18. Mythological Person:Hermes
19. Verb Ending in -ing:exploding
20. Noun:orb
21. Verb:share
22. Number:29
23. Animal:robot
24. Plural Noun:oreo cookies
25. Adjective:angry


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WORD LIB #10
1. Article of Clothing:dress shirt
2. Verb:fix
3. Adverb:easily
4. Body Part:nose
5. Verb Ending with -s:stretches
6. Plural Noun:kisses
7. Type of Furniture:coffee table
8. A Liquid:beer
9. Food:mac and cheese
10. Verb:eat
11. Noun:curtain
12. Body Part:eyebrow
13. Number:60
14. A Profession:football player
15. Name of Menewshan:Ava The Vampire
16. Number:23
17. Adjective:timely
18. Food:hamburger
19. Noun:disguise
20. Body Part:chest
21. Weird Sound:squish
22. Number:12
23. Body Part:palm
24. A Liquid:oil
25 Comparative Adjective:slimmer
26. Article of Clothing:jacket

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Old 12-23-2016, 07:30 PM

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Elirona:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 36 feet deep! Perfect weather to slosh a snowman. I put on my fingerless glove for one's left hand and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant octagons and stacked them on top of each other. I used a snowman's head for eyes, and a carrot cake for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old fingerless glove for one's right hand around it's neck.

I named the snowman hummy:. It was sleepy! So sleepy, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, hummy moved it's collarbone, making me jump. It winked and said, "That looks like a rake!" in a colorful voice. It's was the ugliest thing I ever heard!

hummy started to eat toward me, shaking it's fibulas, all the while barking like a capybara! I was so frightening, I nearly defeated my pants!

I ran toward the house, but hummy the Snowman was on my forehead. It followed me inside and into the storefront! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair dier! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in the graveyard where my grandparents are buried!" hummy screamed, "You sack of butts!", and melted into a puddle of crude oil.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow straight people.]

I was grinnin when i saw it was one foot less of snow than mine. and than it turned into fits of giggles. this one is epic xD

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Old 12-24-2016, 04:30 AM

I would say that "I'll stick to making snow straight people" is definitely one of the highlights.

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Old 12-24-2016, 07:38 AM



[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 22 feet deep! Perfect weather to swim a snowman. I put on my socks and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant trapezoids and stacked them on top of each other. I used cherries for eyes, and a cracker for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old cap around it's neck.

I named the snowman pollik17:. It was smart! So smart, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, pollik17 moved it's leg, making me jump. It winked and said, "Time is gold!" in a wicked voice. It's was the smelliest thing I ever heard!

pollik17 started to punch toward me, shaking it's eyes, all the while barking like a squirrel! I was so fluffy, I nearly kissed my pants!

I ran toward the house, but pollik17 the Snowman was on my finger. It followed me inside and into the wash room! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair agreer! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in school!" pollik17 screamed, "I'm angry at you!", and melted into a puddle of Earth's outer core.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow moogles.]



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Old 12-24-2016, 07:45 AM



pollik17:

[Here is a pretty way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm tank top. ( It's important to stay bright, so you don't catch a cold. No one wants a fever or a runny ear. ) Next, fill a thermos with hot steamy soda! Delicious! Now you're ready to do some snow kayaking!

Some say only experts should go snow kayaking, but I think anyone can do it as long as they're scary. Always be safe! Why I remember when my friend Captain Howdy tried to go snow kayaking. Howdy didn't watch where he was going, and forgot to wear a soldier. And sure enough, he broke his head. How clingy! Don't be like Howdy.

After taking all precautions, the clingiest place to go snow kayaking is on a volcano covered with sheep. Clear away all debris, like rocks and cattle. Stand on top of the volcano and shout, "Oh my goodness!" Then step on your hen, point yourself downward, and off you go! Feel the wind lay through your hair!

Snow kayaking is fun, challenging and fresh. It's perfect for many ages: from 6 to 21. When it comes to wintertime activities, there's nothing darker than snow kayaking.]


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Old 12-24-2016, 07:53 AM



Nema:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 8 feet deep! Perfect weather to stroll a snowman. I put on my cloak and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant squares and stacked them on top of each other. I used orbs for eyes, and a mince pie for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old earmuffs around it's neck.

I named the snowman Celestrya:. It was cozy! So cozy, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, Celestrya moved it's chin, making me jump. It winked and said, "Shall we dance?!" in a tall voice. It's was the prettiest thing I ever heard!

Celestrya started to drop toward me, shaking it's toes, all the while barking like a reindeer! I was so jolly, I nearly watched my pants!

I ran toward the house, but Celestrya the Snowman was on my waist. It followed me inside and into the study! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair locker! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in Gallifrey!" Celestrya screamed, "Stop doing that!!", and melted into a puddle of potion.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow yetis.]


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Old 12-24-2016, 08:18 AM



WORD LIB #2
1. Adjective: sleek
2. Article of Clothing: leggings
3. Adjective: dishevelled
4. Body Part: ears
5. A Liquid: brine
6. Verb Ending in -ing: singing
7. Adjective: merry
8. Name of Menewshan: ashlemo
9. Noun: table
10. Body Part: wrist
11. Adjective: shiny
12. Superlative Adjective: strangest
13. Type of Geographical Feature: cave
14. Plural Noun: bells
15. Plural Noun: whistles
16. Exclaimed Phrase: Goodness gracious me!
17. Noun: snowball
18. Verb: crumple
19. Adjective: interesting
20. Number: 12
21. Comparative Adjective: wiser

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Old 12-24-2016, 11:04 PM

I'm a snowman.
EEKK!!
I thought I was female.

Thanks for including me in one of the stories.

 


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