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Old 02-12-2017, 05:57 PM

Valentines Palentines

We've all used one in our life, perhaps ironically, seriously, on a dare.

Now I want 'em.

Hit me with your best pick up lines.
Your smooth moves.


Or just share your best/worst flirting stories. :)

Chatting/Discussing welcome.


Feel free to send me a PM voting for your favorite line, and at the end of the event the winner get's bragging rights as ultimate ValentinePalentine.


---------- Post added 02-12-2017 at 01:05 PM ----------

Do you have a cold? Cause your sick bro. ;)

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Old 02-12-2017, 06:06 PM

I know a guy who literally comes up with the absolute WORST pick up lines and he thinks he's sooooo funny.

I will be lurking this thread to see if anyone can come up with worse pick up lines than him...

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Old 02-12-2017, 06:09 PM

You must have a lot of cavities, 'cause you're really sweet ~ <3

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Old 02-12-2017, 06:34 PM


that was a good one

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Old 02-13-2017, 02:51 AM

That one was cute.. c:

The guy I know says really, really dumb stuff that doesn't make sense and doesn't even make you smile.

I wish I could remember some of his pick up lines!

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Old 02-13-2017, 04:28 PM

My favorite are the science or math ones... like... just super nerdy and bad -

I'm like Pi baby, I'm really long, and I can go forever. ;)

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Old 02-13-2017, 10:02 PM

Hahaha!

That one was awesome. :P

One from Fresh Prince,
"Your feet must be hurting because you've been running through my mind all day!"

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Old 02-13-2017, 10:13 PM

I went to a bar wearing a long skirt with a slit up the back that showed I was wearing thigh-high stockings. I felt incredibly self-conscious the entire time but a friend had dressed me so I went along with it.

This drunken middle-aged dude came up to me and just said, "Thank you!" I asked what for? and he responded only by waving his hand up and down as if presenting all of my body.

Wow... No idea how to respond to that one.

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Old 02-16-2017, 02:36 PM

Mortification and horror seems like the correct response.

That ones cute Ava, I remember that episode!

- Are you a thief? Cause you just stole my heart

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Old 02-16-2017, 02:39 PM

lol, that's a good one

 


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