. . . Welcome . . .

Welcome to Hayzelnut Asylum. We're all crazy here, so you better just go along with it.
This is where I, the nut, Hayzel will hold crazy tournaments, competitions, giveaways and parties.
You never know what might be coming next to look out. Before posting, please make sure you read
the rules. We don't want to be responsible for anyone's "accidental" death you know!


. . . The Rules . . .
Follow or die.

1. All of Mene rules apply here, make sure you follow them.
2. Be respectful. There's a difference between a joke and an insult.
3. Don't get offended, no one is trying to be mean. Otherwise they die.
4. Crazy random outbursts are allowed from those who've been committed.
5. No one-word spamming.
6. Don't badger or beg anyone here for money or a fixed win. It ain't happening.
7. Rules may change, so please make sure you're up to date.



. . . The Asylum . . .

Room 1: Welcome Center
Room 2: Front Desk
Room 3: The Mensa Program
Room 4: Competition Hall
Room 5: Attic Giveaways
Room 6: Basement Parties
Room 7: Records Hall
Room 8:
Room 9:
Room 10:
Room 11:
Room 12:
Room 13:
Room 14:
Room 15:


Happy Easter:

. . . Front Desk . . .
Register Here


Registration Form
PM THIS FORM TO ME! DO NOT POST IT IN A REPLY!

HAYZELNUT ASYLUM
What are you registering for?
[ ] Contest
[ ] Giveaway
[ ] Mensa Program*
[ ] Commit Me*
Have you sent the appropriate fees?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Please State Your Name for the Record:


*You will be sent a more in depth form to fill out after this has been sent in.

. . . The Mensa Program . . .
What is the Mensa Program you ask? Well I'll tell you. The Mensa Program is
basically for genius'. Well, that's real life version anyway. I have noticed that
a select few insane people are actually genius' so we have this program. There
is a one-time registration fee, but from then on it's free. Here's how it works.
Every week or so, a bunch of questions will be posted along with a point value.
If you send me the original question && the correct answer(s) I will give you
those points. The questions will fall under any of these categories: Math, Science,
English, History, Foreign Language, Trivia or Wild Card. Points can then be turned
into either cash, prizes, contest entry fees, special asylum events or items or credit
at one of my stores.

Please Remember!!
PM ME THE ANSWERS! DO NOT POST THEM!
If the answers are not correct, you may 1 chance to change them and resubmit them.
I assign point values, so don't try anything funky.


. . . The Questions . . .

1. History: the first Spanish-American took place where? (1 points)

. . . The Competition Hall . . .

. . . The Worst of the Worst . . .
Being an Asylum, we like to do things a little backwards.
This is a tetras competition for the lowest score.
Registration fee is 25g, which goes straight into the pot
along with some of my own hard earned gold. Donations of
items and/or gold is greatly appreciated. See the Registration
form at the Front Desk to sign up.

Registrations End: January 17th @ Midnight

Current Pot:
100g

. . . The Attic Giveaways . . .
Page Prizes

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. . . The Party Room . . .

you know... instead of running it... ^^

. . . The Committed . . .
Every asylum has people who have been committed to it. They've got nowhere else
to go so they stay here and we take care of their every need. Would you like to join?
Every person who's committed has a fake mental illness, and a fake treatment for the
fake mental illness. After you've been accepted to be committed(see the registration
form at the front desk) claim you room(choose one of your posts as your room) and you
can set up all your crazy stuff there.

OH MY! I haven't been keeping track of the posts! Okay this is # 10...

#13... I can't count x.x

#12, am I going backwards now???

This forum requires that you wait 15 seconds between posts. Please try again in 1,032,323,032 seconds.

Not really, I'm just being funny.

or stupid. whatever is your preference. reserving done. well that was entertaining.

Think you made enough reserves?
Well then, I wish you luck in your new endeavor. >:3

Yeah I went a little overboard. ^^ oh well, I am crazy after all XD Thank you!!

Just wondering, is the Mensa question supposed to be about the first Spanish-American war? Because the word war isn't in there.

Yes, the word war is missing there. x.x I haven't gotten around to putting more questions for the Mensa program up. ^.^

I claim this as my room in the Asylum! I have gameritis. Sounds nasty, doesn't it? I can see the shapes floating in front of me... I must avoid the monsters, everywhere...

I have sent in my registration for Commitment! @w@

Is this place coming back to life?

I certainly hope so!

I thik nobody visits this subforum... :sweat:

Originally Posted by fairywaif

I thik nobody visits this subforum... :sweat:

yes, quite agreed ^.^''''' well, I'm on the verge of joining or not joining :d hmmmm.....