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Old 04-02-2015, 04:28 AM






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Old 04-02-2015, 04:32 AM

Pretty much what I use all the threads here for. Randomness is my legacy. But I'm gonna blurt something.

HOW THE ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING ALL THESE SYMBOLS ALL OF A SUDDEN?

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Old 04-02-2015, 05:15 AM

�� Amane: ⛄ I'm quite sure �� that I don't know �� what �� you're �� talking about, madam ��

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Old 04-02-2015, 05:21 AM

I NEED ANSWERS RIGHT ☯ING NOW BECAUSE I'M SO ॐING CONFUSED‼

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No pings needed. I'm right here. I'm always lurking in the shadows in Menewsha Nation.

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Old 04-02-2015, 05:46 AM

lol, I'm sure you are, mien liebchen Amane oh ok, I'll let the cat out of the bag �� but believe me when I say that the answer will probably prove to disappoint. I'm not sure how, or even if anyone else is doing it, but mine are all part and parcel of the device I'm using. no trick, no magic, just a regular old everyday Windows Phone. Lol, blame it on Cortana, she enabled the app ��


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Old 04-02-2015, 05:49 AM

Like I said, I don't need pings every post. I stay on top of it in this particular section of the forum.

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Oh, you're doing it from your phone? That explains a lot.

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Old 04-02-2015, 05:54 AM

yeps, and soz about the persistent pinging, its a new concept for me. and you know what kids are like with new toys, right ��

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Old 04-02-2015, 05:57 AM

I'm good at not missing posts or forgetting threads. I've been told that counts as a superpower, since most people bury themselves in subscriptions.

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:03 AM

lol, you mean kinda like a spidey sense for web-posts? cool, but maybe we should re-name it your 'web-dar,' ��

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:05 AM

They call me a droid. A droid designed specifically for posting.

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:10 AM

Lol, so when the machines finally take over, you'll fit right in then ��

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:15 AM

You know about that? *hisses* I have orders to destroy all informed humans.

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:21 AM

haha, you assume that I'm human. for all you know my real name is 1101010111 ��
but seriously though, I've got a Bluetooth earpiece, so I'm part droid (by osmosis) surely that gives me a free pass? ��

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:26 AM

Maybe we'll let you survive as a commoner.

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:36 AM

hahaha, that's a few steps up from my current social status, so I'll take it gladly. though I'mnot quite sure how I feel about bowing down to my toaster ��

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:39 AM

BOWING DOWN TO YOUR TOASTER. Omg.

I'm gonna go to sleep. Good night, Mr. Fancy Symbols Commoner.

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Old 04-02-2015, 06:42 AM

Lol, ok, you go get a recharge. I'll probably still be here monitoring the culture, see you ��

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Old 04-02-2015, 09:41 AM

Did I hear my name mentioned over here? *notices ears burning*
This is a good idea, btw!

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Old 04-02-2015, 09:47 AM

Oohhhh i like this...i subscribed too. Heading over to post funny then got to get ready bc i got to help a friend with something in a few hours. ..uugh dread it bc only hour an half of sleep...

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Old 04-02-2015, 10:28 AM

I gotta go play. ..errr wAtch my grandson today he's 2 &such a good little feller.

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Old 04-02-2015, 01:46 PM

U TALKING ABOUT ME LMMFAO AIMEE SAID SO LMMFAO

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KICKS MENELAUS BUTT STOP TALKING ABOUT ME HAHAHAHAHA.

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Old 04-02-2015, 02:43 PM

lol wut O_o

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Old 04-02-2015, 02:46 PM

hmmm, how do i subscribe???

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Old 04-02-2015, 02:52 PM

IKR I EAS WONDERING THAT MYSELF

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Old 04-02-2015, 04:43 PM

Bishalisious: biitchyass: at the top right of this page, just above the title post, you should see the icon 'thread tools.' click that open and subscribe should be on the drop-down ��

 



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