This Monday (July 7th) is my birthday!
So I wanted to create a thread for all my Mene buddies to chat with me and wish me happy birthday.
I could use Howse of Hoff, but it feels sort of self-centered to hog a hangout for my birthday when I haven't put anything about anyone else's birthdays in it.

Anyway. I'll be turning 17! Damn, I'm old.
Here are some facts about 17!

• In the year 17, a civil war began in Germania.
• 17 is the smallest number with nine letters (when spelled).
• 17 is the 7th prime number.
• In the United States, 17 is the age in which many can view R-rated movies without parental consent or presence.
• In the UK and Ireland, 17 is the age in which one may legally drive a car.
• The "Dancing Queen" in the ABBA song of the same name was 17.
• 17 has been described as "the least random number," because 17 is the most common number to be picked for a "random number."
• In Swedish "seventeen" ("sjutton") is a mild swear-word. It can roughly be translated to "Darn" in English.
• There are 17 syllables in a haiku.
• In Italian culture, 17 is seen as an unlucky number.

I'm also excited because my meneversary is just over a month away! :D I can't believe it's been almost a year already....

I'm not asking for or expecting any gifts! But if you really want to get me one, let me know and I can screenshot my inventory so you don't have to worry about getting me something that I already have.

HOORAY BIRTHDAY! Happy the-day-before-your-birthday-which-really-needs-a-shorter-title-because-this-is-too-long-and-annoying-to-use-on-a-frequent-basis!

XD Thanks, not-lee.

Let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! This time, no live vipers, though. I'm still have some side-effects from last year's game...

*goes into cardiac arrest*

You're a bit hyper tonight, aren't you? XD

I think I may be.

*seizures on the dance floor*

I'S IN GOOD SPIRITS!!!

Or maybe you've been IN the spirits.
And by spirits, I mean liquor.
And by liquor, I mean crystal meth.

No, I'm high on life.
And by life, I mean spirits.
And by spirits, I mean liquor.
And my liquor, I mean crystal meth.
And my crystal meth, I mean heroin.
And by heroin, I mean life.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?

Yeah, meth seems about right...

*head explodes*

YAY!

*gives cherreh a pumpkin for a head*

The name's Jack.
Jack O.

No. I said pumpkin. There's no facial features. Just pumpkin.

Oh.
Then my name is... nothing. I can't talk.

*Draws mouth and absurdly curly and French mustache on pumpkin*

*falls backwards, laughing*

HAW HAW!!

Happy Birthday Cherry!!!!

Happy Birthday, Cherry!

Not-lee - Oui?


Thank you, roocee and lissi! :D
My mom got me a full length mirror I had been wanting. It's got a hot pink memo board border. :D

Happy B-Day, Granny. :P

XD Thanks, Anna.
I gettin' so old. ._ .

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

My mom got me a full length mirror I had been wanting. It's got a hot pink memo board border. :D

DAMMIT! That's exactly what I wanted!

Well, I'll let you use mine for twenty five cents per second.

That seems reasonable. Do you accept rupees?

I so want a full length mirror. It would make things so much easier.

Not-lee - Indeed I do.
But only the blue and purple ones. They're prettiest. :D

Roocee - Yeah, it does. Before, I had to stand on the edge of the tub and try to look in the bathroom mirror. XD Probably not the safest thing to do....

*goes off cutting grass and breaking people's fine pottery*

HYAAAA!!!!!!