I kidnapped the avatar above me, because I was under the delusional that I was a god and needed Menelaus to protect me.

I kidnapped the avatar above me because we need to have a serious discussion about how to make me as fabulous as they are.

I kidnapped the avatar above me because I,too, desire some fabulosity in my life.

I kidnapped the person above me because, I covet the seekers of fabulousness for my mantelpiece collection ��

I kidnap you because you have a sword and love to kill things with a long sword!

I kidnapped the person above me because, those elvish ears will go good in my collection ��

I kidnapped the avatar above me because I need a centurion to wait for me.

lol, I kidnapped the person above me because, two thousand years is a bit long even for a centurion to wait, no matter how Amelia her Pond is ��

I kidnapped Menelaus because legend foretells that within his head is a magical talking marmoset that will reveal the location of a fabulous, ancient treasure trove, lost since time immemorial... as well as the long-sought Mysterious Muffin Stash of Nebuchadnezzar.

But first, I gotta get that marmoset out. So...

Step 1: Kidnap Menelaus
Step 2: Pick up a drill from the hardware store.
Step 3: Profit

Instead of kidnapping the person above me, I decide that what I really need is a Guy Fawkes mask. Upon not finding one, I kidnap them to find out where they got one.

I kidnapped the person above me so that no one forgets the gunpowder treason and plot.

I kidnapped the person above me because, I had a sudden bout of OCD and just needed to trim those Repunzel locks before he shed on the shagpile carpet ��

(hahaha, I think it'd be an improvement to shed on the shag! :P, also my hair is magical and can't be cut >:) )

I kidnapped the person above me as they attempted to cut my magical hair, and in fact apprehended them with my magical hair and they are now tied up with it in a chair having tea in my parlor while we discuss how I might improve my security so that I can stop assaulting people with my enchanted hair.

I kidnapped the person above me because I, too, have magical hair. My hair wants to marry you! So, uh, I guess my hair is kidnapping you.

I allowed the person above me to think their hair was kidnapping me when in fact MY hair was kidnapping them.

I botched my previous kidnapped and got kidnapped myself instead, and rather than escape when an opportunity presented itself, I challenged the person above me to hair combat.

I kidnapped Rosethorn because 'Hair Combat' is the name of my new hair care/weapons line and i'll be damned if I don't get that trademark first!

I kidnapped the person above me because, he tricked me into an embarrassing game of fifty two card pick-up, so I had to keep poker faced and see what other ace he had shuffled up his sleeve ��

I kidnapped the person above me because they summoned me by accident from the Ace of Hearts where I was trapped thousands of years ago by a person who wanted to be my lover and thought I'd spurned them out of coldheartedness, when in fact I am just asexual and just wanted to be cuddle buddies. And let's be real here, how is being teleported to your idea of an awesome weekend kidnapping?

I kidnapped the person above me because when they were summoned from the Ace of Hearts, I was co-summoned from the Ace of Spades and I was so glad to be free that I vowed never to let either of us be captured in the cards again.

I kidnapped the person above me because seeing two other aces in one place made me panic. I don't know how kidnapping you was supposed to help or why I even thought to do it, but... yeah. Sorry about that.

I kidnapped the person above me because it is making awesome beats and i want to make her into a slave to play in our planet until she dies.. ;o

I kidnapped the person above me because she looked like she could teach me some weaponry

I kidnapped the person above me because I was fascinated by that intriguing turquoise brooch pinning their black toga/draperies in place. And I love shiny objects.

I kidnapped the person above me, for my mantelpiece collection of tiny little people who live in my phone ��