This Is The Answer; What's The Question?

Ok, here's how we do this.

The person above posts a random answer,
And the next person post whatever they think the question could possibly have been,
Then they post the next random answer.
And the cycle goes on.

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Example;

1st person:
Answer, a ten foot toothbrush.

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2nd person:
Question what do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

Answer, four pigs and a chicken.

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3rd person:
Question, what did I have for dinner last night?

Answer, three hundred and eleventy three.

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Lol, I'll start;

Question, how many times does a wood chuck chuck?

Answer, cold tea and a slice of lemon.

Ha!

Question: What's the best drink for a Puritanical great-aunt

Answer: Only ever if the chocolate doesn't melt.

lol, that brought to me a distinct image of Morph then, but this is a family show so I won't share ��

Question: is it ok to play 'pass the parcel' with Easter eggs?

Answer: Hide it in the closet ��

I don't think I want to know about your twisted Morph fantasies

Question: Best short-term option for an inconvenient corpse?

Answer: David Cameron

lol, blame it on Russell Howard, it was his story that came to mind ��

Question: who has presided over the longest squeeze on living standards since Victoria was on the Throne?

Answer: A long walk off a short pier ��

About 700 lbs, according to Wikipedia.

The punch line to a "Yo Mama" joke

lol, I think you've both misunderstood. I'll repost from my last entry, read the top of page write-up and try again ��

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Question: who has presided over the longest squeeze on living standards since Victoria was on the Throne?

Answer: A long walk off a short pier ��

But Mr Wrong didn't put an answr sooooo now I am confused

lol, I know right. just continue from where I left off ��

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Question: who has presided over the longest squeeze on living standards since Victoria was on the Throne?

Answer: A long walk off a short pier ��

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What did the man on the motorcycle do?

Answer: A fan.

question: what did the giant use the jet engine for?

answer: three chickens and a goat.

Question: What's wrong with all of the penguins?

Answer: The special grapefruits aren't in season.

Question: what would be a good excuse for stalling the election for the next clown president?

Answer: two points each way.

how many hands does a dictionary have?

candy corn

Question: what's Willie Wonker's stripper name?

Answer: only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Question: How often do baby giants need to sleep?

Answer: Six thick thistle sticks.

Question: *sings* "on the sixth day of Scottish Christmas, my true love sent to me..."?

Answer: Barbara Streisand.

Question: Who has a beard that's long and white?

Answer: broken headphones

Question: what's the best thing to wear to check if strangers are making fun of you on the subway?

Answer: cold custard.

Q: What does it feel like?

A: 12 inch stick

Q: How big is your stick??

A: Crazytown.

(Wow, my responses are so lame... This one stumped me! :P)

Answer: where was you born

a green bunny

What did you eat for lunch today?

Lotion