The monks protested

because it is

weird to put

Licorice flavored anything

inside tomato jars.

That's not right

for a stomach

to bleed bunnies

when they are

hoarding black cats

for no reason

whilst juggling oars.

Drunk and crazy

pigs started flying

over the moon

and began dropping

gumdrops and jellybeans

onto the heads

of all the

ninja babies throwing

bowls of cereal

to hungry bears

which proceeded to

throw random tantrums.

Once they had