I could go on forever and a day dishing out movie quotes, but I'll start with whatever comes to mind...


A Clockwork Orange

Alex: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

Alex: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's end.

Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands]
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them!

Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!

Jack Sparrow: Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited!

From Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I'm free! I'm free! (falls down manhole) Dang it!

I laughed for ten minutes.:)

Corpse Bride

And with this candle.. I will... light your mothers dress on fire.

Coraline

I am the AMAZING Bobinsky, but you- call me Mr. B.. because amazing I already know - that I am.

"We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...hit it."

From the Blues Brothers. Awesome quote. Heehee.

Trainspotting

You know Rent's for a vegetarian you have a f**king evil shot

Sickboy after Renton shots the dog with the air riffle

Master Sergeant Epps:I hope these F-16s got good aim.

Major Lennox:Yeah? Why is that?

Epps:I told them to hit the orange smoke.

Lennox: (Looks over shoulder) You mean that orange smoke?

Epps:It wasnt my best toss, okay?

From Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"why not travel in time in style"

Back to the Future

"I'll forkgive you if you forkget"

Mystery Men

I'm a HUGE fan of the Wizard of Oz. I'm obsessed with anything and everything to do with it... As a kid, all I would do is sit on the couch and repeatedly watch The Wizard of Oz (1939) and The Wiz (1978)... I kid you not!
The Wicked Witch had some pretty bad ass lines. ;) The first four are said by her; the fifth is said by Professor Marvel, aka the Wizard of Oz. The sixth is said by Glinda, and the seventh is said by Zeke, who I believe is the farmhand that turns into the Cowardly Lion in Dorothy's "dream".

"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too!"

"Helping the little lady along are you, my fine gentlemen? Well stay away from her, or I'll stuff a mattress with you! And you, I'll make you into a beehive. Here Scarecrow, want to play ball?"

"Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of spears! Thought you were pretty foxy, didn't you? Well! The last to go will see the first three go before her! And your mangy little dog, too!"

"And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think. Something with poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell. Poppies... Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep. Sleep. Now they'll sleep!"

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

I used this one for my college essay. ;)

"You have no power here! Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you!"

"It's a twister! It's a twister!"

This is from Charlie Bartlett,

Never attack a drunk man with a gun.

One of the Harry Potter movies...I can never keep them straight.

Ron: Can we panic now?

The Pajama Game

Mae: We ain't giving up nothing!
Katie 'Babe' Williams: Wait a minute, don't you see? We've won!

Step Brothers

Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the we!ner.
Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the f*** up

Mine is from the Fifth Element

Big Badda Boom.

Lelu describing the fall into the taxi to Corbin Dallas.

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds and handing out swords is no basis for a system of government." --

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
and

[singing] I'm forever blowing bubbles / Pretty bubbles in the air / They fly so high / They reach the sky / And like my dreams they fade and die / Fortune's always hiding, I've looked everywhere / I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air. / United! United! -----

Green Street Holligans

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler."

is one of my many favourite film-quotes, this in particular being from the film 'Office Space'.

This isn't my absolute favorite but it is the only one I could think of at the moment:

"Good god man, I'm a doctor not a physicist! Are you saying these guys are from the future?"

Lenard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek...I'm not a big Star Trek fan but I really love this movie and for some reason this quote made me laugh.

Rambo

LIVE FOR NOTHING DIE FOR SOMETHING

One of my favourites would have to be...

"I went to bed in my sh*thole apartment,and I woke up in an actual sh*thole!"

It's in Saw when Adam wakes up in the bathroom.
Gotta love it!

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Some quotes from Titanic...yet my favorite quotes on my favorite movie:
Jack:

I'm King of the World!

Rose:

I know what ice fishing is.

And Jack's best friend Idonotknowhisname:

I can see the statue of liberty already! Very small, of course!

And old Rose:

Eh!

Elizabeth: The Golden Age (I love this movie)

Sir Walter Raleigh: We mortals have many weaknesses; we feel too much, hurt too much or too soon we die, but we do have the chance of love.

This quotes was turning point! WOOT!:O

Queen Elizabeth I: Go back to your rathole! Tell Philip I fear neither him, nor his priests, nor his armies. Tell him if he wants to shake his little fist at us, we're ready to give him such a bite he'll wish he'd kept his hands in his pockets!
Spanish Minister: You see a leaf fall, and you think you know which way the wind blows. Well, there is a wind coming, Madame, that will sweep away your pride.
[turns to leave with his ministers]
Queen Elizabeth I: I, too, can command the wind, sir! I have a hurricane in me that will strip Spain bare when you dare to try me!

Queen Elizabeth I: [to her army, lined up in front of her at Tilbury] My loving people. We see the sails of the enemy approaching. We hear the Spanish guns over the water. Soon now, we will meet them face-to-face. I am resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all. While we stand together no invader shall pass. Let them come with the armies of Hell; they will not pass! And when this day of battle is ended, we meet again in heaven or on the field of victory.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Patrick: You know that girl we did last week? The one with the potatoes.
Stan: That girl? Yeah, that's this guy's girl.
Patrick: Yeah.
Stan: Right... Was. Took care of that.
Patrick: Well uh, I kind of fell in love with her that night.
Stan: What? You little f**k!
Patrick: What?
Stan: She was unconscious, man.
Patrick: Well, she was beautiful and... I stole a pair of her panties as well.
Stan: Jesus!
Patrick: What? It's not like - I mean they were clean and all.
Stan: Don't tell me this stuff! I don't wanna hear this sh*t!

Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Clementine: [pauses] Okay.

You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

- Juno

"Don't touch my dirt"

from Pirates of the Caribbean at worlds end and said by Captain Jack Sparrow. I also like

"That's a good one"

from Radio said by Radio.

This one isnt from a movie, but rather an old, old anime. The name of that anime is: Robetech: Masters. I cant remember exactly which episode it is, but its said by Louie.

Forward through shot and shell, here we go into the mouth of hell!

Originally Posted by Dream Weaver

Mine is from the Fifth Element Lelu describing the fall into the taxi to Corbin Dallas.

Holy hell... I just said this today.. I was quizzing my friend, asking her what this quote was from.. and she didnt get it.. Thats so strange..

I have a few... My first one is from The Italian Job

"Charlie Croker: [shrugging] I'm fine.
John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
John Bridger: Freaked out...
Charlie Croker: Insecure...
John Bridger: Neurotic...
Charlie Croker: And Emotional. "

Another is

But why is the Rum gone!
From Pirates of the Caribbean

And i'm sure there are others.. but i cant remember them now.

Oh my so mant to choose from...

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

That pretty much sums up my lifes work lol

Originally Posted by sparrowlostboy

Oh my so mant to choose from...



That pretty much sums up my lifes work lol

Gotta love the Boondock Saints. Nothing but the best from them.

Well, that certainly shows the diversity of the word