-creaks the lodge door open extra slowly and creakily-

Oh wow, this reminds me entirely of Twin Peaks...

... Now I need some Cherry Pie ...

I have a door at work on one of my cabinets I can do that with. Has the full horror house sound to it.

*imagines old salon doors because of all the western avatars about*

-farts on a cake-

That's a very specific fetish XD

That reminds me of the time I heard someone tell me that they watched a porn where a girl farted on a sandwich...

eww. What a waste of sammich.

The funny thing is, I bet someone still ate it...

Ya probably the fetish person that wanted to see some girl fart on a sammich.

What has to happen in someones life in order to want these things. XD

Hahahaha.

Oh my gosh, I don't know! It's gotta be something really sad, though...
Some fetishes are just weird.

I don't mind shiny pvc suits, and whips. But I think that's because reading comics books and watching Sci-Fi normalized those things for me at a super young age.

PVC suits are actually pretty nice. :o
But I mean... when it comes to things like vomit and shit...? I don't see how people can find that attractive. I wonder how that even gets someone off?

*shudder* yes

I'd be to scared of germs. It's just urg.

Germs are gross
Something awful probably happens to someone's head to make them think that germs are sexy

happy hump day

And to you Hummy. <3

domo Nephie *hugs*

I like your avatar :D

I can't find a top to match =(

Fetishes like that just make no sense to me and makes the nurse in me twitchy. It's unsanitary and could give you E-Coli.
The fart thing is just disgusting.

As for whips and such. As normalized as it is I'll still think it's weird. There are rope techniques that are absolutely beautiful though, but it feels more like art.

Www. Just ew.

Which part?

Everything

Ooh okay.

happy event, everyone!