:lol: Anthy - someone was talking about that with you??? Oh jeez...I've probably given myself a horrid reputation around here!! :XD

You'd think that turtles would do it belly to belly, but doing a google search confirms that turtles prefer it doggy style...I don't blame them...:XD

@Izumi
Nah, Chi just mentioned it was happening. xD I didn't get details. <3

WikiAnswers says:
"For aquatic turtles, the males will circle the female and in certain species (sliders, cooters, maps and painted turtles), the males will put their front foreclaws by the side of their head and wave it quickly infront of the female's face. If the female accepts, the male mounts her from the behind. Male turtles' penis is kept in the tail and it is inserted in the female's cloaca. If they are successful, they are locked together (he grabs her by the shell)for a few minutes only. They may mate a few times.

In land turtles (tortoises), males will often ram the female with its shell (head tucked in). Sometimes males will bite the females on the neck (both aquatic and land turtles). Some male tortoise actually grunt! Once again, they mount from behind using the tail/penis to deliver the semen to the cloaca"

@Steel
Animal sex admittedly intrigues me. xD Just because for some of them, the organs aren't as obvious as in mammals. >>,

You know I've noticed animals like it rough. Anyone seen two cats at it? It sounds absolutely painful by the noise they make...oh my gosh!

HAHAHA!! Izumi!!! -DIES- xD

For most of them, actually. Sharks have hemipenes (as do snakes). So if a shark had two heads, he could totally get some double shark girl action.

Edit: On a completely different note, Maddie is going nuts chasing a fly around the room. Hehe.

I'm still hung up on the whole idea of ramming a girl with your shell if you want to mate. I think I'm going to try that with Chi tonight.

*headbutt* Hey baby, wanna do it?

@ Kin: I would laugh so hard if that worked. You'd have to make a shell, though. For the full effect.

Everyone:
Look waht I did:

@ Pie: I die! That's freaking awesome!

I love that website...they're totally awesome. :XD

I found another really cute one too. Kind of related....

@Kin
Oh, she'll love that. xD I can just see it now...

@Steel
I am further intrigued. xD

@Pietro
... WTF?! xD

Pietro I was looking for you...Did you get your November set?

Thanks.
I saw the last turtle swimming away a little *teehee*
I am SO MEAN

Vicky: I have to wait for Zombie Pixie.

@Izumi
I lol'd the cats. xD Wow.

OK I need to stop looking at animal sex pictures...kids are in the same room, but they have their total attention zapped into the wii. I don't want them to find out my dirty little secret. :XD

O alrighty she maybe be on soon.

So how is everyone?

Animal Abuse Izumi.
Animal Abuse!

@Anthy: Google "mating ball". Snakes have the kinkiest sex.

Yeah, that could be a hard one to explain, Izumi.

"Mommy, what you doin?" :O
"Mommy's learning biology! It's fascinating!"
"Can I learn too?"
"Maybe when you're older." ;3

Nooo I don't abuse animals!! I love animals! (And no I don't have sex WITH animals...unless you count my husband. ;) )

Originally Posted by Izumi

You know I've noticed animals like it rough. Anyone seen two cats at it? It sounds absolutely painful by the noise they make...oh my gosh!

Part of the pain comes from the fact that male cats have a barbed penis. xD;

Izumi is an AniMOLESTER :3.
I kid I kid.

Yay! Silver knows about penis barbs!

That's what I heard Magi. God must of really had a hatred for female cats. I feel their pain.

*timidly sips coffee, wide eyed* O.O