WELCOME TO POSTER'S PARADISE~

• Where all mad posters, aspiring mad posters and bored people post-lurk 8D
  
  Hello there Menewshan~
  
  Want to be on Menewsha's top ten posters? Come here and talk~
  Aspiring to become a mad poster? Come here and talk~
  Bored? Menewsha's slow? Come here and Talk~

• Table of Contents:
  
  1. Welcome Post.
  2. Rules Post.
  3. White & Black lists Post.
  5. The Mad Posters
  5. The Aspiring Mad Posters
  6. The Regulars
  7. Affiliates
  8. Thread events/Contests
  9.-10. How to Get a lot of posts *TIPS!*
  11. The Posting Survival Guide.
  12-14. Reserved.

• RULES:
  
  1. Follow Menewshan ToS and RaGs.
  2. Respect fellow Menewshans.
  3. Don't act like a N00B.
  4. People with 200 posts and below and are just days/a week old are not allowed to participate in thread events and contests.
  5. Be literate at certain times.
  6. Talk to people! Don't be an elitist. I support Anti-elitism. D<
  7. POST POST POST! xD
  8. Do not quote the 1st page D<
  
  That is all, I might add some in the near future.

• BLACK LIST:
  
  NONE YET~
  
  
  WHITE LIST:
  
  
  NONE YET~

• THE MAD POSTERS:
  
  
  Kale Dragonheart
  H_e_a_r_t
  Rawrsaurus
  mikey mita
  Miss Charlaine
  Julianna
  yanyan13
  Innie
  
  
  ~ want to be on this list? you must have an average of 150+ posts per day, Send me a PM if you just made 150+ posts in a day 8D
  
  ~ By the way, older members have a different tabulation of post counts in the profile.

• THE ASPIRING MAD POSTERS:
  
  
  
  Kira Bella
  yanyan13
  Seiki Nova
  
  ~ People who're aiming for top 20 in the memberlist are posted here!
  ~ you can view your post ranking in this LINK
  ~PM ME IF YOU WISH TO BE ADDED HERE~

• THE REGULARS:
  
  LoneHana
  Spanish Leek Squared
  Capsule
  foggyday
  
  ~ People who come by and talk in this thread regularly are posted here!
  ~ These are the people who're legible in joining the Thread Events and Contests.

• Affiliates:
  
  ~ None at the moment xD
  ~ Links to fast moving threads are posted here! >w<

• THREAD EVENTS AND CONTESTS:
  
  
  EVENT:
  
  "GUESS THAT WEB PAGE!"
  
  Mechanics:
  1. In every 30 pages, I post an image of a web page.
  2. Each correct guess is equivalent to 20g
  3. First one to guess right, gets the gold
  4. Mules are not allowed D<
  5. Wrong spelling/typos when guessing are not allowed.
  6. You can only guess THREE TIMES. after that, you need to wait for the next img to be posted.
  
  CONTEST:
  
  "BRING ME a >insert user/item/post/picture here<!!"
  
  Mechanics:
  
  1. Once a week, I will talk/post once in all-caps and in size 29 red font.
  2. In that post, I will ask "Bring me... a picture/post/link etc."
  3. The first three people who're able to bring me that certain item wins 50g
  4. When submitting the picture/post/link PUT THEM IN A QUOTE BOX.
  5. If ever you made a mistake on posting them, you will be disqualified, and there will be a DEDUCTION OF -5G IN EACH MISTAKE YOU DO.
  
  

• HOW TO GET POSTS (part one)
  
  - Part one is for Newbies, Part two is for Oldbies xD
  
  THE BASICS:
  
  1. As a newbie, you start off with... a single post! *the post you made in the Fresh Meat Forums* Eventually, you'll get another post by replying to the thread you made~
  
  And by replying/talking in the Fresh Meat forums, you earn 5-35 posts!
  
  2. Since you got your 1st no. posts, now it's time to move to another forum! Since most of the time, the FM forums are sleeping, it's now time for you to post in the GD~!
  
  The GD is always alive, It's best to post there if you want to share your insights, experiences, feelings and to gather some gold~
  
  The GD's SUB-FORUMS ARE: MENEWSHA NATION, DEBATES AND LIFE ISSUES.
  
  Congrats! you got 10-30+ more posts!
  
  3. DEAD GD?! OH NOES!
  
  Time to move on to another Forum, The Menewsha Nation is a good place for looking for friends & companions. You can chat there with your friends, at the same time you earn gold~
  
  Hurrah! You earned a ton of friends and 15-50 posts!
  
  4. OMFG. NATION AND GD IS DEAD! D;<
  
  Fear not! There's the Menewshan Exchange! This place is bustling with business~ This forum is always alive~ Since some of the entrepreneurs are still clinging to their shop, waiting for buyers to check their wares, waiting for people to come by and help them ease their boredom while waiting.
  
  Thus, take the chance to talk to a lone and waiting entrepreneur! Wowza! you earned another friend and 20-60 posts!
  
  5. ARGH, I WANT POSTS NOT GOLD! D<
  
  WANT POSTS? THEN IT'S THE WORD GAMES FORUM FOR YOU!
  
  Word Games Forum is where you can make 5-20 posts~ The no. of posts you acquire depends on how many unanswered/touched forums there is on that place.
  
  Gold Earning is disabled in that place, so if you want post counts, I advise you to go there ad participate in games.
  
  CONGRATULATIONS NEWBIE! YOU EARNED YOUR FIRST 100-200 POSTS! >w<
  

• HOW TO GET POSTS (part two)
  
  - Oldbies and semi-newbies who're aspiring to earn a lot of post counts should read this.
  
  CONTINUING YOUR MAD POSTING DREAM:
  
  Since you're done and finished on doing the newbie posting guide, I shall now introduce you to more posting methods that will surely help you earn 150++ posts in a day!
  
  USING MULTIPLE TABS:
  Multiple tabs are so convenient! you don't need to waste valuable posting time by passing through the index or clicking the "Go to Forum..." option at the bottom of your page.
  
  SHORTENING YOUR REPLIES:
  Instead of replying in 3-5 sentences, you should only reply 1-2 sentences. Don't use too much quote boxes, quote box = 1g.
  
  TALKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS:
  Remember the people you met during your first days in Menewsha? Or do you remember the people you met in Menewsha Nation/GD/Exchange/Community Discussion? They are the key to your posting! They help you post! For example, talking about their interests... and so on~
  
  CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ACQUIRED 100-400 POSTS!
  
  
  LIVING YOUR LIFE AS A MAD POSTER OF MENEWSHA:
  
  1.1 WHERE TO POST:
  
  One word; ANYWHERE.
  
  ~ Posting anywhere is fine but be sure to be ON TOPIC!
  ~ Menewsha has a small community, almost everyone here knows each other.
  ~ Fast moving threads are usually in the Menewsha Exchange and The Quest Forum
  ~ NO ONE'S ANSWERING YOU? Head off to the Word Games Forum to earn some post counts.
  
  1.2 AVOIDING BOREDOM:
  
  ~ People can get bored from posting! It cannot be avoided!
  ~ Tell yourself that "I must get 200 posts/300g today" you need some goal to be able to avoid boredom.
  
  1.3 COMPETITION:
  
  ~ Rivalry will encourage yourself to post and move up in the memberlist.
  
  1.4 QUESTS:
  
  ~ Questing for stuff is very helpful! It makes you strive hard to earn gold!
  ~ Earning gold = posting, More Gold = Lots of Posts.
  
  WOWZA! YOU JUST GOT 1000 POSTS! CONGRATULATIONS! >w<

• HOLY COW! MENEWSHA'S DEAD D;
  
  HOW TO SURVIVE WHEN POSTING MAD:
  
  I. HOW TO AVOID BOREDOM:
  
  ~ If your friends go offline, you should talk to other people who're also online in the thread you're chatting on.
  
  ~ "I can't relate to other people besides my friends!": Well, I suggest you start with a simple conversation... like; "What are you guys currently eating?"
  
  ~ Stick to 3-10 threads. Hanging out in a lot of threads is a nice way of getting rid of boredom.
  
  II. HOW TO POST AND SURVIVE WHEN MENEWSHA'S DEAD:
  
  ~ Word Games Forum: The best place to lurk/post if you're after those post counts.
  
  ~ "Insomniac Threads and Forums": These are the threads that are still alive and kicking whenever Menewsha is sleeping.
  
  Examples of Insomniac Threads & Forums:
  
  • 18 and up hangout
  • Poster's paradise
  • The Bathhouse
  • Charity Threads
  • Quest Threads
  
  III. EYESTRAINS:
  
  ~ Eyestrains is no laughing matter, If ever you feel a slight difference/difficulty with visions, get off the computer ASAP and rest them for 15-30 minutes! You should do this every hour!

HURRRO!!!!! :lol:

WOOF~!!!!

RAWRRRRR!!!!!!

Mooooh! xD *moos like a cow*

...NAO OPEN! D<

yay!

muahaha.

I pwned page 1 and 2 >8D

Psh, I pwn your whole thread by posting xDD

I'm here. xD

:O, no you're not!

PFFFT.

hullo leekie 8D

another new place to flood with countless posts xD

xO I'm not?

Poi: Hii.. xD Joy!

Demure and I are thinking of making an RP, then we can flood it with random role play posts. xD;;

So, what did everyone do today?

Heart went OL hours ago.

I thought she was going to chase meh X_X

I WAS SAVED! xD