Just have a single alpaca then. And take him/her on the commuter train with you. You'll be the talk of the train ride to work and on the way home.

I wish I could. Well I don't live in a big city but in a city district I guess. We have public transit, but it's a long walk to get to a bus stop. I mostly just drive around everywhere. I don't think an alpaca could fit in my tiny green car. XD But I will take my biggest alpaca plush with me. His name is Macaron and he's rather large and purple! :p

Wanna sell some Easter stuff?

Ahhhh alpaca plushies!!!! <3