"Keep the gingerbread warm!" said

mom. "Turn the tuna!"

"More like abandon ship!" Superman

flew down and swooped up

the kids and Renaldo.

The flew to the Amazon

*listens to the story*

when aliens suddenly crash landed!

For the second time

the ship coughed up colors

previously unseen and the sky

rained sparkles and egg nog.

The egg nog fell on

Renaldo, turning him orange and

his beard turned magenta with

blue polka dots. Superman

almost choked from laughing, though

he realized it was

time for tea so

he snorted into a cup
good morning

and added sugar, then handed

Gerd mernin'

it to the goblin

that emerged from the ship.

Goblin was my nickname in high school XD

"Argh!" said the Goblin, shaking

a clenched green fist skyward,