As you walk up to the booth, a tall man with a large stylized moustache asks if you would like to play. "Shoot any of the items up here and you win it! Shoot me and you die. It's only 5 gold for 3 goes. Care to try?" If you choose yes, read the next paragraph. If you choose no, skip over that and read the next one.


If you choose yes:
You pay your money and the man with the funky moustache hands you a small air gun. You take aim at a whalecow plushie, shoot...and miss. Once more you try but this time you hit the item next to it, a lion plushie. "Here's your lion. You have one more shot left. Good luck." What do you aim at? What to you choose to shoot at? Another item, or the guy with the moustache? Go down further to the slightly indented paragraphs to find your fate.


If you choose no:
You decline and this man swears. "But we have such good items! You shouldn't be able to resist!" He rips off his moustache (which happens to be fake) before tearing off his wig (yes, he was wearing one) and throwing it at you. "BEGONE OR I SHALL SHOOT YOU FOR NOT TRYING."
Suddenly he settles down, puts on a wig that was behind the counter, and smooths on his moustache again. "Have a nice day."


---If you choose to shoot at an item:
You take sight at [insert item you want here]. Suddenly, a random gust of wind comes and turns your arms as you shoot. "Oh no!" You cry out in horror. You have shot something you didn't want! Too bad.

---If you choose to shoot the booth guy:
You pretend to take aim at one of the items but just keep aiming for five minuites. "Are you going to shoot or not? There's someone else behind you waiting and you have to finish before I can let him/her come up here." You reply in your own curt way telling him to bugger off and that you're concentrating. Suddenly you move your arms and shoot him in 1. the head, 2. the body, or 3. the crotch. If you shoot him in 1. the head, he falls over backwards, twiching uncontrollably. If you shoot him in 2. the body, he rips off his shirt revealing a bullet-proof vest before jumping the counter and tearing your head off. If you shoot him in 3. the crotch, he bends over and his wig falls off. Why was he wearing a wig? Suddenly the guy stands up, grabs the gun from your hand and slaps you silly. "You're at least the fifteenth person to try that on me. It doesn't work. I wear a cup. :]
He proceeds to rip your head off.





Choose your fate. I had nothing better to do. :]
Also talk to me. Or the crazy guy shall rip your head off also. :o

Doesn't look like anyone wants to shoot at a whalecow plushie. D:

But the whalecows are so cute <3

hey looks like fun!!
shame i'm more than half asleep or i'd love a go, but there's no telling who i'd end up shooting right now

Originally Posted by Aeris

But the whalecows are so cute <3

Whalecows? what are Whalecows? they sound cute though X3

Nice, I ended up shooting him thought.

And what's a Whalecows? I don't know ether.

There's a plushie version of a whalecow in the toy shop. ;)

Whalecows were like, the first Menewsha fad. x] Basically a whale with cow spots and horns.

lol, it's very diffcult to imagine a spotted whale. lol
But horns... yes.

And eh...^^; What's a fad? >.>

Something popular pretty much. :3

Wonder what you'd hit if you shot while drunk. :o

-attempts to shoot whalecow again-

D:
Is this a trick gun?

I LOL'd reading what'd happen! XDD he ripped my head off. ._.

My head was ripped off too Dx

-glues hers and Suteki's head back on- T-T

Woo, my head : D

-head slips so it's lopsided-

.__. Oh well, it's the best glue could do.

better then not having a head at all! ._.;;

True.

But at the same time, if my head was only partially ripped off, I could be like Nearly Headless Nick : D

• I got slapped silly and my head ripped off!! *cry*
  
  -tries to walk around and succeeds in walking into a pole-

Oh noes, Kale D: -tries to glue head back on-

Dx My glue sucks at gluing a head back on.

• *head is on upside down* Well you should know which way is up!!
  
  He wasn't supposed to be wearing a cup.. >.>

I think that guy was a little bit too bloodthirsty. He's ripped off too many heads so far, including mine. D<

Dx Well my own head just got glued on; I'm having a hard time too ;~; Besides, my up is your top-right xD My head was glued on lopsidedly.

And true, he shouldn't be :c

• did i hear doom? :O
  -looks around-
  o 3o
  -hides-

• What were they thinking putting a blood thirsty male as a booth holder!!!
  This place is s'posed to be fun, not bloody!!

Yreka: That he was :c And ban him from the carnival D: And make him pay for damages >>;;

Eth: Yes, yes you did hear that : D

Kale: I agree D< Let's run him out of town : D Or at least the carnival grounds.

hallo :)