you reminded me of some sacred and evil book that was locked away by the gods for many years and the seal on the secret realm is starting to fade with the times and now evil spirits and curses are fleeing from the book to wreck havoc on the world. that's what you do for a living!

You are the mute servant of an alien queen.

You are a party planner who was caught smoking and in possession of a lot of weed in a state where pot is illegal. While you were high, you smeared cranberry jam all over your face and scared the neighbors who thought you were a bear covered in blood. But in reality, you were just planning a Hawaiian luau-themed party and had dressed up in a bear costume for your job.

sal is a traveling sales(wo)man and she sells cows of course! she comes with her bag of replica cows and she loves cows soooo much that she can tell you anything you need to know to start up your own cow business!

You are a transporter of souls, you come and take them from this world once they have completed their time here and help them find their way through the darkness and to the final place.

You are the princess of an elven realm who doesn't have a job, you're a student at the magical university.

An assassin of the future. You've come to kill a man of a significant company whom seems like a squishy clumsy man, he is also freaking out in such a way you find crazy.

CosmicFoxKitty is a repairwoman. You can tell but the way she wields that wrench and has her hair out of her face with her headwrap bandana and a tank top because she will become sweaty while she works, plus she needs movement of her arms

you are a cat whisperer but what you hide from your customers is that you are so good at your job because you are half cat yourself :3

You are the guardian of the underwater temple that houses an artifact of great magical power.

An alien scientist tasked with observing and cataloging life on the planet Earth.

you're a professional stalker, midgetgoddess! you just fall in love so hard and so fast that you can't get enough of your beloved each time it happens! you follow so much that you don't have time for a real job

You are my mortal enemy! Hellbent on destroying my research AND THE HUMAN RACE.

You are a zombie survivor. fighting your way through every moment of everyday. looking for a place that you can rest for a while and recharge, but always on the move for the zombies never sleep.

You are a forest goddess who is nocturnal and only comes out during the nighttime. Even so, you camouflage well with the surroundings.

Blogger and youtuber. You write long posts about everything and people love you for it. They love the creative stories you make on some of those random pictures where people are wondering what the hell is going on. You are always there for some bull explanation that just came into your head. On youtube, you do lots of Q&A's along with rant videos. That and you discuss some funny videos as well.

Hm, she looks like a student to me! She hasn't decided what she's going to do for a living yet. ^_^

zig has her own little shop in a quaint town were she sells charms, spells, and other unique little tchotchkes

well this turkey is hiding for a living... literally with the upcoming holiday

natural witch. the kind that heals people with potions and makes a living off of it. she lives free and wild in her caravan/ wagon.

you're an alien princess from a whimsical society so I doubt you do much at all.

You look like you bring the shadows that scare little kids in the dark when they trying to sleep
I can picture you perched on a branch outside there bedroom window cackling with joy when they hide under the covers XD

You are the alien version of Rapunzel, trapped in a tower of ice. You can only look in your mirror to see your prince's face, though you know nothing else about him. So really...you kinda don't do anything for a living. XDD

You are totally still in school so would be illegal to employ, however you do have a paper route you do on your skateboard on the weekend to help your dad and for that extra cash to spend on your gf/wife (you got married in the school yard with all your friends there and you gave her a very expensive candy ring <3 )

you look like you would be some cyber fairy who lives in a pixelated woodland area who guards the critters who live there