Alright agents, most of you know me from the Afrodonkey Conspiracy thread, and that is cool. But for those who don't know me, I am the top researcher in all conspiracies regarding menewsha and all of its citizens.

The Conspiracy thread had its beginnings in the Phoenix Jubilee festival. It gathered many people posting what they truly thought of Afrodonkey, and now we are saying why not do it again with the seemingly main character of this festival, the baby yan.

Previous threads have followed with a detailed list of questions and answers regarding the conspiracy, but since its been a while since I've been here, I truly have no questions. However, I'm sure if some post questions and answers they will be credited and put up here. Remember, all conspiracies have to be a bit crazy and funny, enough to entertain a small group here.

So welcome, agents.

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There are three big theories regarded Baby Yan

Theory One
Baby Yan is the love child of Afrodonkey/Yumeh and Peeblo. Lets face it, it could happen. No one knows the gender of Peeblo, or Afrodonkey, although it may be obvious that both are males but this is menewsha. Things could happen. Pair that with the fact that Baby yan has no specific gender and there you have it. The male on male pregnancy was too much thus making a gender neutral baby.

Theory Two
Peeblo, in his latest nefarious plot, created a cloning machine. It would explain the large number of baby yans being adopted. However, the cloning machine was borked, causing a bit of a deformed clone, the Baby Yan. Peeblo, ashamed by his deformed clone, left town as soon as possible, leaving it up for adoption.

Theory Three(For all you Doctor Who fans)
The baby yans are really Adipose in not so clever disguises. They came here and now they cannot escape, so they must be adopted to live in a nice home. If you look at the following video, you can tell the similarities between yans and Adipose.
Warning:Video contains mature nature. View at your own peril.

yaaeeyy *FLAILFLAILFAILFLAIL*

Oh my. That was much sooner than expected. xD. -pats the baby yan-

Do you think...maybe Baby yan is Afrodonkey's love child? could that be possible?

His love child with Peeblo? Baby yan does kinda look like peeblo, only a bit well afrodonkey-fied

Well, if Baby Yan is truly the love child of Afrodonkey and Peeblo... Then it answers my question of what their love child would look like.

Doesn't have enough legs to be a lovechild of AfroDonkey :ninja:

So Peeblo had a love child with someone else? o.o I hope it's not Mr. Mayor's.

Well, he kind of reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Stewie and Brian made clones of themselves, and the clones were a little .... off. So maybe he's just someone's clone.

Well since we decided that Eeyore was Afrodonkeys cousin and he has a bow tie, maybe the butterfly is a connection?

Yan didn't enjoy his time with Wolfie. Apparently my camera wasn't good enough for him, so the pictures look terrible, and I think he sabotaged my computer because I can't save the images to my computer now either...

And we had such fun together. At least I thought so.

on a side note, i just hit afrodonkey with a cheesecake and got two pies!

Baby Yan has the affinity of borking things, he has to be afrodonkey's love child.

Well, Yumeh has also been credited various site crashes...

the love child of Peeblo and Yumeh??

the borked clones sound more credible. xD

hahaha XD

you know what?
Have you guys seen the Doctor Who episode where that lady was making babies out of peoples fat with pills and weird devices?

The Yan remind me a little but of those baby alien things...

oh, that would be scary o.o

Ehh. That would be weird, but totally cool.

So we have several theories, and a guest visit. I think this is a great start.

Yay!!!!

these cases are so much fun to investigate

I haven't seen that Doctor Who eppy. It might be too disturbing to investigate -- but I might do it in the interest of solving the case.

Edit --

Oh, the creatures are kind of cute, and they do look like a bit like Baby Yan.

Warning, not for the squeamish:

if you guys look at the chicken chase, peeblo is riding onafrodonkey. Maybe its the illegitamate child of theirs afterall. o.O

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also.. that video made me giggle.

bahahahahah I loved that episode <33

I wanted an Adipose as a pet

I am disturbed enough by the video still that I think I ought to avoid the video itself. D:

That video was just wow. Although I admit it looks kinda cute and I want one anyways.

Okay, I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is a sub forum where almost everyone has their own Baby Yan. I am pretty convinced that they are clones now. How else could there be so many?