Skulduggery
Did you know the sparrow flies s...
Penpal
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08-06-2014, 01:32 AM
It does. Just ask him! He called me a sissy first. You never cared! You never cared about me!
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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08-06-2014, 04:49 AM
I just couldn't stand the smell of roses anymore! Rose scented cologne. Rose scented breath. Rose petal candies. Rose colored curtains. I was surrounded by roses of every shade and description and just couldn't handle it anymore!
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Skulduggery
Did you know the sparrow flies s...
Penpal
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08-06-2014, 02:47 PM
She married another man, and brought him to live with us. Enough said.
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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08-06-2014, 05:44 PM
He wasn't down with polyamory. :(
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LumpySpacePrincess
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08-06-2014, 08:32 PM
She married someone else!
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Sporcle
Ho ho ho
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08-06-2014, 08:56 PM
She continued to have those roses around, despite my allergies!
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LumpySpacePrincess
\ (•◡•) /
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08-06-2014, 09:13 PM
She had no feet!
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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08-06-2014, 09:18 PM
She kept levitating flowers around the house. I mean, it was rather romantic, until it came to cleaning up the petals. Somehow, that was always my job even though she put them there!
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CK
Crusher of Dreams
Assistant Administrator
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08-07-2014, 12:23 AM
She was always wearing her wedding dress around the house... I mean, it was like she was more in love with the dress than with me!
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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08-07-2014, 12:54 AM
I was more in love with my wedding dress than with CK. Oops!
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sjacklene
I need a life :/
☆ Penpal
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09-01-2014, 06:17 AM
You know, she wore that wedding dress every day. The veil included...
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Earth_Dragon_Thoth
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09-02-2014, 06:21 PM
Because she didn't like the egg jokes I made, I was just yolking around.
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sjacklene
I need a life :/
☆ Penpal
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09-02-2014, 06:24 PM
Because she thought she was the "golden" child
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Earth_Dragon_Thoth
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09-02-2014, 06:35 PM
Because she didn't like shooting rubber bands anymore. I said I was sorry, the eyepatch is just overreacting.
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sjacklene
I need a life :/
☆ Penpal
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09-02-2014, 10:15 PM
She's just too bossy. I got her a crown for her birthday and she took it literal.
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Segnifs
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09-06-2014, 09:11 AM
She always carries that gun with her, it feels really awkward going around town with her while she carries it around in front of people.
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sjacklene
I need a life :/
☆ Penpal
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09-06-2014, 03:42 PM
He liked to run arround in his boxers all day, even in public!
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆☆ Penpal
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09-07-2014, 05:47 AM
She went off and married The Doctor.
WHAT ABOUT ME
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO
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Sporcle
Ho ho ho
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09-07-2014, 04:55 PM
She insisted that spending ten hours frolicking in the snow would be fun. My frost bite doesn't think so.
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sjacklene
I need a life :/
☆ Penpal
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09-08-2014, 03:12 AM
She spent so much money to get that hair and to upkeep it. :( We could of bought a house with that!
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆☆ Penpal
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09-08-2014, 03:31 PM
STILL THE DOCTOR
WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE
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sjacklene
I need a life :/
☆ Penpal
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09-08-2014, 07:54 PM
She didn't like my *cough*obsession*cough* I mean, fascination with the doctor. I mean the TARDIS is so awesome. Who doesn't like time travel!
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆☆ Penpal
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09-09-2014, 02:30 PM
She could've taken me with her, but noooo.
Decided The Doctor was more important.
I sound like a whiny kid.
xDD
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Nonsensical
Keeper of Keeps
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09-19-2014, 12:14 AM
^ Maybe so, but you are talking about The Doctor... and she left you in favor of him.
I divorced the person above me because it turned out the complaints didn't end on their ex's new love interest.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆☆ Penpal
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09-19-2014, 02:46 PM
They were never there!
Always DOLLS were sent in place!
I mean, come on. Who wants to cuddle against dolls instead of a nice, warm body?
xD
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